# Will: Top or Bottom? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 8, 2005, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-top-or-bottom/325281 "2005-10-08T04:44:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Operation\_Ripper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/34f0e0/32.png) [@Operation\_Ripper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Operation_Ripper)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2005, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-top-or-bottom/325281/21 "2005-10-08T23:58:14Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > And some guys, even if they are gay, just don’t like the feel of things stuffed up their butts. Rodger that ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2005, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-top-or-bottom/325281/22 "2005-10-09T00:05:18Z")
> [@Operation Ripper](#): > > Rodger that I can’t tell whether that was unwitting or deliberate. Either way, it’s hilarious… ---
**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2005, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-top-or-bottom/325281/23 "2005-10-09T05:19:28Z")
I just saw the episode (for the 10th time) where Will is on pain meds, Grace crumbles a cookie onto the floor in front of him and he doesn’t care. So it seems that most any good looking guy could get Will to be top or bottom, as long as he gave him some Percocets or Vicodins before / during / after the activity. I love everyone on this show! And I saw all of them on the Ellen show, and they were incredibly delightful and witty and people you’d want to be friends with. The deal is, I get Eric McCormack and Mr. beckwall gets Megan Mullaly. ---
**Author:** ![ltfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@ltfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ltfire)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2005, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-top-or-bottom/325281/24 "2005-10-09T20:33:43Z")
> [@beckwall](#): > > I just saw the episode (for the 10th time) where Will is on pain meds, Grace crumbles a cookie onto the floor in front of him and he doesn’t care. So it seems that most any good looking guy could get Will to be top or bottom, as long as he gave him some Percocets or Vicodins before / during / after the activity. > > I love everyone on this show! And I saw all of them on the Ellen show, and they were incredibly delightful and witty and people you’d want to be friends with. > The deal is, I get Eric McCormack and Mr. beckwall gets Megan Mullaly. …But, what if Mr. beckwall is secretly yearning for Jack?.. Just askin’. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2005, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-top-or-bottom/325281/25 "2005-10-09T22:55:20Z")
I don’t particularly care for Sean Hayes dressed, but he has a very nice body in episodes when he’s removed his shirt. I’ll admit I watch the show once in a blue moon but it irks me the cowardliness. Two gay men on the show, numerous as guest stars, and not a ball between them. ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2005, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-top-or-bottom/325281/26 "2005-10-09T23:55:27Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > I’ll admit I watch the show once in a blue moon but it irks me the cowardliness. I’ll second that. And add that Sean Hayes seems better looking to me in roles where he isn’t so over the top. I’ve never really been attracted to the screaming queen type. ---
**Author:** ![Operation\_Ripper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/34f0e0/32.png) [@Operation\_Ripper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Operation_Ripper)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-top-or-bottom/325281/27 "2005-10-10T04:00:07Z")
> [@Kolak of Twilo](#): > > I’ve never really been attracted to the screaming queen type. So it’s Saturday night at [The Factory](http://www.factorynightclub.com/) in West Hollywood, and Jack is buying, you wouldn’t be tempted? ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-top-or-bottom/325281/28 "2005-10-10T08:12:13Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > Top. Not topper. Topper is a wise-cracking ghost. Wait, was Topper the ghost? I should know this… Yes, you should. No, he isn’t. Cosmo Topper is the man who sees the ghosts (I think he owns their former house). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-top-or-bottom/325281.md?page=1)