# Will we get email re: subscription expiration?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-we-get-email-re-subscription-expiration/285189>\
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**Created:** [January 17, 2005, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-we-get-email-re-subscription-expiration/285189 "2005-01-17T14:35:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-we-get-email-re-subscription-expiration/285189/1 "2005-01-17T14:35:42Z")

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I just happened to be looking at the user cp, and noticed my subscription expiration date. This may be the first time I’ve thought about the subscription since I paid for it, which got me to thinking -

Will there be any kind of notification that our subscriptions are about to expire? Automatic email or something? Or do I just have to try real hard not to forget?

I checked the subscription sticky and did a quick search of this forum, but didn’t see this question answered.

Thanks,

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-we-get-email-re-subscription-expiration/285189/2 "2005-01-17T15:31:37Z")

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We dunno yet.

Someone will think about it, sometime before (or slightly after) the expiration date, but since that won’t happen until March or April, we got time. We’ll let you know when we know.

Choices include (among others) a pop-up when you try to sign on, email, or a quacking duck on your front porch.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-we-get-email-re-subscription-expiration/285189/3 "2005-01-17T15:39:08Z")

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I vote for the duck.

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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-we-get-email-re-subscription-expiration/285189/4 "2005-01-17T16:08:22Z")

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Likewise, what with it being a New Year etc, I too only recently thought - “Ooh watch out for when SDMB sub will be needed - ah but not till March or April”. But I KNOW (as does my electricity company, 'phone company and other horrors) that I tend to remember things far in advance of the correct time, then forget when I _ought_ to remember.

Besides, I think i would _like_ a quacking duck. I could it along to a mausoeum not far away that has some sort of record-breaking echo. 🙂  
PS - the CelynCat would like a duck too. Is there a reduced subscription rate for demanding kits?

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**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-we-get-email-re-subscription-expiration/285189/5 "2005-01-17T16:49:07Z")

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> [@C K Dexter Haven](#):
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> We dunno yet.
> 
> Someone will think about it, sometime before (or slightly after) the expiration date, but since that won’t happen until March or April, we got time. We’ll let you know when we know.
> 
> Choices include (among others) a pop-up when you try to sign on, email, or a quacking duck on your front porch.

I vote for the duck, and slightly after. I can picture it now.

[wavy dream-sequency fade]  
\*Sometime in April, Earthworm Jim sits composing a thoughtful, awe-inspiring post. He clicks the submit button, and smiles. But no! His witty and cromulent post is rejected! His brow furrowed as he tries to comprehend the meaning of the error message, he answers a knock at the front door. A duck greets him.

“Quack!”

The light of understanding dawns in Jims eyes.

The payment has come due.  
\*

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**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-we-get-email-re-subscription-expiration/285189/6 "2005-01-17T17:16:54Z")

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Cromulent?  
Dear Cecil in heaven, now we’re adding words to the language from cartoons!

What person in er right mind would listen to a cartoon character?

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-we-get-email-re-subscription-expiration/285189/7 "2005-01-17T17:31:30Z")

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Why a duck?

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-we-get-email-re-subscription-expiration/285189/8 "2005-01-17T18:15:07Z")

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> [@BJMoose](#):
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> What person in er right mind would listen to a cartoon character?

Spoken like a true graduate of Wassamatta U.

Anyway, I anticipate an email a few weeks in advance of my account’s expiration date. I also feel confident I’ll be able to resubscribe without problems.

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**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-we-get-email-re-subscription-expiration/285189/9 "2005-01-17T20:00:15Z")

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That’s Wossamatta U.

Hey, wassamatta you?

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-we-get-email-re-subscription-expiration/285189/10 "2005-01-17T21:53:27Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> I vote for the duck.

I would too, but I don’t have an echo chamber.

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-we-get-email-re-subscription-expiration/285189/11 "2005-01-17T22:00:13Z")

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But…I don’t have a front porch. How will the duck come to me?

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-we-get-email-re-subscription-expiration/285189/12 "2005-01-17T22:07:37Z")

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I echo the sentiment - I like the duck idea, too.

But tell ya what - I’ll accept an emailed, virtual duck in lieu of the real McCoy – thereby saving the Reader quite a few $$$ (Have you any idea how much it would cost to snail-mail a duck from Chicago to Tel-Aviv!? Or even if it air-mailed itself? The mind boggles!).

In return, all I ask is for my subscription fee to be deducted from the saving accrued 😉

Dani

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-we-get-email-re-subscription-expiration/285189/13 "2005-01-18T04:27:00Z")

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Actually, I would bet you’ll see a nag screen of some sort when you sign in at some point. You’ll know when it’s time.

your humble TubaDiva  
Administrator

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-we-get-email-re-subscription-expiration/285189/14 "2005-01-19T00:45:56Z")

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> [@TubaDiva](#):
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> Actually, I would bet you’ll see a nag screen of some sort when you sign in at some point. You’ll know when it’s time.
> 
> your humble TubaDiva  
> Administrator

How about something like this:

```auto

                     THE END IS NEAR
                         REMIT NOW

```

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-we-get-email-re-subscription-expiration/285189/15 "2005-01-19T00:56:27Z")

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> [@AHunter3](#):
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> Why a duck?

Less expensive, easier to deliver, and quacks a lot better than a tapir.

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**Author:** ![Shrinking\_Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Shrinking\_Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shrinking_Violet)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-we-get-email-re-subscription-expiration/285189/16 "2005-01-19T07:24:49Z")

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> [@Celyn](#):
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> Likewise, what with it being a New Year etc, I too only recently thought - “Ooh watch out for when SDMB sub will be needed - ah but not till March or April”. But I KNOW (as does my electricity company, 'phone company and other horrors) that I tend to remember things far in advance of the correct time, then forget when I _ought_ to remember.

As I understand it, there’s nothing to stop us renewing \*right now \* … while we think of it.

But I won’t 'cos I want a visit from The Master’s Duck.

Mmmmm … Duck a L’Orange

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-we-get-email-re-subscription-expiration/285189/17 "2005-01-19T14:07:47Z")

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You guys quack me up.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-we-get-email-re-subscription-expiration/285189/18 "2005-01-19T14:31:03Z")

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Just don’t let out subscriptions taper out without warning us.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-we-get-email-re-subscription-expiration/285189/19 "2005-01-19T14:31:50Z")

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Y’all could do what I just did - resubscribe now while you’re thinking of it.

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**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-we-get-email-re-subscription-expiration/285189/20 "2005-01-19T15:45:25Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> How about something like this:
> 
> ```auto
> 
> THE END IS NEAR
> REMIT NOW
> 
> ```

I was thinking more along the lines of

```auto

PANIC

```

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