# Will you all just fucking CUT IT OUT?!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 26, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382 "2001-04-26T06:01:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/1 "2001-04-26T06:01:29Z")
Stop changing your names, it’s confusing the hell out of me! :::narrowing my eyes::: And you know who you are, too. ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/2 "2001-04-26T06:16:37Z")
Seriously. Manservant Hecubus, who were you? The rest of yez, who are you now? You do this just to torment me, don’t you? Or to torment Sue, and I’m just bonus points? Stop the madness. ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/3 "2001-04-26T06:19:23Z")
Feh, I know how you feel. Being gone for a bit and seeing these new names it’s like WTF??? More frickin’ learnin’ to do I guess. ---
**Author:** ![RocknRoll\_Killing\_Machine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@RocknRoll\_Killing\_Machine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RocknRoll_Killing_Machine)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/4 "2001-04-26T06:31:21Z")
☹ ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/5 "2001-04-26T06:40:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RocknRoll Killing Machine \* > \*\*☹ \*\* What? You changed your name too? May truckloads of mashed assholes fall upon all of your heads!! ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/6 "2001-04-26T08:21:22Z")
Yeah! Fine, change your name, if that’s what you want. But don’t expect me to know who the hell you are. The least you can do is to include a “The poster formerly known as…” in your sig. Dammit. [sup]This, of course, do not apply to people such as myself, who for completely valid reasons decides to capitalize their username.[/sup] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/7 "2001-04-26T08:24:17Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by me_ > \*\*This, of course, do not apply to people such as myself, who for completely valid reasons decides to capitalize their username. This, of course, **does** not apply… ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/8 "2001-04-26T08:28:44Z")
Well, crap-a-doodle-doo. First I screw up my grammar, then I screw up my coding. This is not going to be a good day. I blame it on the confusion caused by people changing their usernames. See what you made me do? ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/9 "2001-04-26T09:59:57Z")
But, **Sue** , I was thinking about adding some more o’s to my screen name. Are you saying that I shouldn’t? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/10 "2001-04-26T10:05:27Z")
I used to be known as “Coldfire”. But, I got drunk one night, and me and SPOOFE traded screen names… so now SPOOFE is “Coldfire” and I’m him. ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/11 "2001-04-26T10:20:56Z")
I do believe Manservant Hecubus is Mr Cynical. Anyone else… nyeh. Fran ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/12 "2001-04-26T12:39:28Z")
There used to be “spritle” (little “s”) who became “Holden MacRoyne”. Not to be confused with “holdenmagroin”. Now there’s “Spritle” (big “S”). Who the Hell is this? Never mind. I did a “search and compare” to get my facts straight before I posted. Spritle used to be Holden MacRoyne who used to be spritle. O.K. that’s Jake. And soda becoming Soda, no hu-hu there. But I am me and I’ve always been me. I am a paragon of vertue. I am Napoleon. Josephine, I’ll be home in three days. Don’t bathe… ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/13 "2001-04-26T13:30:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Francesca \* > \*\*I do believe Manservant Hecubus is Mr Cynical. Anyone else… nyeh. > \*\* Yep. Weirded me out for a minute when **Manservant Hecubus** showed up on my ICQ list one day. Took me a minute to figure out who it was. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/14 "2001-04-26T13:32:51Z")
vanilla now vanilla forever ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/15 "2001-04-26T13:36:57Z")
JC now, JC forever. It’s a part of who I am… _wanders off, humming "I yam what I yam and that’s all that I yam…_ ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/16 "2001-04-26T13:44:34Z")
I’ve been using “Dragwyr” for as long as I’ve been online (10 years +). If I were to change now, I’d probably short circuit something in my brain. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/17 "2001-04-26T13:57:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \* > I used to be known as “Coldfire”. But, I got drunk one night, and me and SPOOFE traded screen names… so now SPOOFE is “Coldfire” and I’m him. In that case, I love you SPOOFE!!! You’re so dreamy! jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/18 "2001-04-26T14:10:36Z")
Say, that reminds me. I need to be changing my name. I need to consolidate my usernames across the 'net, and I will begin here. For the record, I am now **Connor**. I will soon be **Munch**. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/19 "2001-04-26T14:52:02Z")
I’ve been using **ts** for years and years, it has nothing to do with message boards, so I don’t expect I would change it. If I did though, I’ve got my replacement name all lined up and I’m showing it here to lay claim: **TheThreadPirateRoberts**. I was wondering about **Spritle** , though, glad that is cleared up. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/20 "2001-04-26T15:07:15Z")
I figured out: Mr C = Manservant Democritus = Demo spritle = Holden = Spritle There’s still a few more that I haven’t figured out. I don’t think capitalizing (or adding more Os) is hard to figure out (or even really noticable). I had a dream about this last night…I dreamt that people kept changing their names just to irritate me, just with little changes though. Gravity became GravityBites, for example. Feh. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382.md?page=2)