# Will you all just fucking CUT IT OUT?!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 26, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382 "2001-04-26T06:01:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/41 "2001-04-29T18:48:15Z")

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Stoid = Stoidela?

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/42 "2001-04-29T19:18:06Z")

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LaurAnge

I occasionally print who I was formerly. I wanted to change to a more interesting name. A lot has changed in my life, since my first postings here. I think my new name shows a subtle play on Ying and Yang around here.

Here’s a hint to my former name. “I’m always your darkest fear in the deepest recesses of your mind.”

I’ll print an answer here in about a day, if nobody can guess it.

(Think outside the box, and become the solution, not the problem.)

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**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/43 "2001-04-29T20:34:48Z")

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Phobia!

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/44 "2001-04-29T22:04:09Z")

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Excellant Soda. Did you get it from a different thread, or the sig line hint?

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/45 "2001-04-29T23:21:09Z")

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> . I think my new name shows a subtle play on Ying and Yang around here.

Sheesh! It’s **Yin**! Not **Ying**.

::grumble::

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/46 "2001-04-30T05:36:02Z")

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And I just figured out that **Northern Piper** is the former **jti**. I think I might’ve even encouraged him on that course.

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**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/47 "2001-04-30T05:37:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by vanilla \*  
> \*\*Badtz: I missed it when you explained your name.I saw it on a small furry toy the other day.  
> Where’d you get it from? \*\*

That’s where I got it. I was with a friend at a Sanrio store when that character caught my eye - all the others were sickeningly sweet, but there was this one mean-looking penguin who kinda stood out. He was in the back of my mind weeks later when I was trying to decide on a new handle for another forum, looked him up to find out his name, and have been using that name ever since.

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/48 "2001-04-30T13:44:10Z")

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Oh.  
It sounds like a basketball players name!  
Does it mean anything in another language?

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**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/49 "2001-04-30T13:57:04Z")

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Well, this:

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> “I’m always your darkest fear in the deepest recesses of your mind.”

kinda gav it away.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/50 "2001-04-30T14:13:17Z")

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From time to time I’ve thought about changing my user name. It’s kind of bland, and it’s also a pain in the ass to search for in a thread (some people just type “matt”, and then I have to wade through every time someone says “for that matter”). But I feel I’ve just got too much invested in the name matt\_mcl to change it now. Brand recognition, you know. 😉

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/51 "2001-04-30T14:18:52Z")

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And you are one of the few posters who are underlined…don’t forget That!

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/52 "2001-08-25T13:30:21Z")

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I’m sorry.

I used to be **ChiefWahoo** , but I didn’t feel there was enough gravity to the name (and **Gravity** was already taken!)

If I have caused anyone any sort of cranial discomfort, I humbly apologize.

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/53 "2001-08-25T13:31:40Z")

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Shit, that was supposed to be in Lemur’s thread.

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**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/54 "2001-08-25T15:29:16Z")

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Well, I changed my name and didn’t tell anybody. I don’t post much so I didn’t think anyone would actually care. I used to be **ellykat** but every time I got on the boards I got that damn “smellykat” song from Friends stuck in my head and it was driving me bonkers so I changed it to my real name.  
Sorry to have caused you greif, all.

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**Author:** ![Sterra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Sterra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sterra)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/55 "2001-08-26T00:40:48Z")

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Did I confuse anyone with my name change?🙂

Well I know I confused myself. On the net it took me like a week to choose the name Asmodean and it stuck with me for a few years.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-all-just-fucking-cut-it-out/63382/56 "2001-08-26T04:03:47Z")

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**DERLETH FOREVER!**

Yes, I have been _100% Derleth_ since I first registered. _Accept no substitutes!_ Look to the name Derleth, conveniently placed to your left, as your _Unconditional Guarantee of Quality_. Live by my _All-One-Derleth_ faith as your personal moral compass! Let my _Essential ABC_ guide you! **All-Derleth! All-Derleth! All-Derleth or None!**

😃  
(Thank you, Dr. Bronner (deceased March 7, 1997 :())

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