# Will you be watching the 2014 Super Bowl?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-be-watching-the-2014-super-bowl/680208>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 31, 2014, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-be-watching-the-2014-super-bowl/680208 "2014-01-31T15:59:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-be-watching-the-2014-super-bowl/680208/1 "2014-01-31T15:59:14Z")

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Just curious.

Anonymous poll.

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**Author:** ![minionkat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@minionkat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minionkat)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-be-watching-the-2014-super-bowl/680208/2 "2014-01-31T16:11:36Z")

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I scheduled my book club for the afternoon. We are having Superbowl themed snacks and beer. It should be a good time. I will not be watching the game (I don’t care for American football). If not for all the pot jokes on Facebook, I might not even know who is playing.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-be-watching-the-2014-super-bowl/680208/3 "2014-01-31T16:13:13Z")

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You bet. I’m on the Seahawk bandwagon. It most years, I’m a bit less interested.

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-be-watching-the-2014-super-bowl/680208/4 "2014-01-31T16:16:45Z")

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Sure. Don’t care who wins, but it looks like it should be a good game.

I don’t understand “just watching for the commercials.” Commercials are still just fucking commercials. There may be a gem or two in there, but let’s be honest, the vast majority of it is the same bullshit you’ve seen hundreds of times already.

Don’t give a shit about the halftime show. I don’t know who Bruno Mars is. Sounds like a crappy Disney Channel show.

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**Author:** ![FightMyIgnorance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71e660/32.png) [@FightMyIgnorance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FightMyIgnorance)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-be-watching-the-2014-super-bowl/680208/5 "2014-01-31T16:37:42Z")

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Sports are boring, period.

eta: No, I won’t be watching.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-be-watching-the-2014-super-bowl/680208/6 "2014-01-31T16:43:08Z")

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Believe it or not, I’m counting on this poll helping me to decide. 🙂

If the Titans were involved then definitely yes. As it is, I can’t care.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-be-watching-the-2014-super-bowl/680208/7 "2014-01-31T16:46:32Z")

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> [@DCnDC](#):
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> Don’t give a shit about the halftime show. I don’t know who Bruno Mars is. Sounds like a crappy Disney Channel show.

I always feel this way. I asked my daughter who Bruno Mars was. Apparently a pop singer who sounds like Michael Jackson. I’ll have to find something else to do for 30 minutes I guess.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-be-watching-the-2014-super-bowl/680208/8 "2014-01-31T16:48:52Z")

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Of course.

I only watch two football games a year: the Superbowl and the Grey Cup. It’s more about the entire event, than just the football though.

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**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-be-watching-the-2014-super-bowl/680208/9 "2014-01-31T16:49:31Z")

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Not only no, but fuck no. The best thing to come out of the Superb Owl is the Puppyb Owl.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-be-watching-the-2014-super-bowl/680208/10 "2014-01-31T16:52:33Z")

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Sadly I will be in an airplane… flying, ironically, to Seattle.

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**Author:** ![jerseymule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jerseymule/32/3155_2.png) [@jerseymule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jerseymule)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-be-watching-the-2014-super-bowl/680208/11 "2014-01-31T16:54:05Z")

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I voted “all of it” but that’s not entirely accurate. I watch by myself: I like the lead up things before the game, I want to watch the opera singer doing the “Star-Spangled Banner,” I want to see the commercials and the half-time show. But I may switch over to “Downton Abbey” or something else if I lose interest in the game. I usually don’t watch any football games except for the Super Bowl each year. I also have been known to fall asleep during the game.

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**Author:** ![Doyle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doyle/32/439_2.png) [@Doyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doyle)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-be-watching-the-2014-super-bowl/680208/12 "2014-01-31T17:05:28Z")

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I’ll watch every second of the game and none of the half-time show.

Go Broncos!

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-be-watching-the-2014-super-bowl/680208/13 "2014-01-31T17:08:31Z")

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Nah. I’m more or less done with football, and I’m not invested with either team playing.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-be-watching-the-2014-super-bowl/680208/14 "2014-01-31T17:08:37Z")

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> [@FightMyIgnorance](#):
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> Sports are boring, period.
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> eta: No, I won’t be watching.

Agreed.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-be-watching-the-2014-super-bowl/680208/15 "2014-01-31T17:12:02Z")

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I will. My wife’s uncle and aunt host Football Sunday every week and this is the culmination. It’s also my birthday party. I don’t really care who wins.

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-be-watching-the-2014-super-bowl/680208/16 "2014-01-31T17:18:55Z")

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I will watch every play of the game. I will watch none of the pregame, postgame, halftime, or commercials.

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**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-be-watching-the-2014-super-bowl/680208/17 "2014-01-31T17:19:27Z")

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I will look in now and again for the updated score. There’s too much regalia for me to watch in comfort.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-be-watching-the-2014-super-bowl/680208/18 "2014-01-31T17:26:21Z")

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> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#):
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> I will watch every play of the game. I will watch none of the pregame, postgame, halftime, or commercials.

Will you have the TV on mute?

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-be-watching-the-2014-super-bowl/680208/19 "2014-01-31T17:38:23Z")

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> Will you have the TV on mute?

Nope. I’ll DVR, wait until 25-30 minutes after kickoff and zip through commercials, and then do the same for the second half.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-be-watching-the-2014-super-bowl/680208/20 "2014-01-31T17:39:27Z")

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> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#):
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> I will watch every play of the game. I will watch none of the pregame, postgame, halftime, or commercials.

Me too.

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