# Will You Marry Me?  How 'Bout You?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 21, 2004, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348 "2004-05-21T12:58:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/61 "2004-05-22T14:27:55Z")

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**Maureen** and **if6was9**  
Wow, very cool! I guess I’ll have to rescind the semi-proposal to **Mo** and just stick to playing the Movie Game with her then.

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/62 "2004-05-22T15:48:23Z")

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Always missing the fireworks…  
Yay for **Maureen** and **if6was9**!!

I wish you all the best and send (((((big hugs)))))  
Anyways, can I get first proposals to local(ish) girl **AngelicGemma**?

:gets down on one knee:

Ahem.

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/63 "2004-05-22T17:48:46Z")

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**nocturnal\_tick** , I was hoping to hold you in reserve for my harem!  
Le sigh. 🙂

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/64 "2004-05-22T18:04:37Z")

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> [@harmless](#):
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> nocturnal\_tick, I was hoping to hold you in reserve for my harem!  
> Le sigh. 🙂

Oh wow! A proposal from **harmless**. I’ve gone all misty. 😃  
You got it baby but can I bring **AngelicGemma** if she agrees?  
I hope there’s enough of you to go around. And remember we’ll always have [IHKATAM](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=250465)

Oh yeah, scratch one for the **tick** 😉

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**Author:** ![Optihut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/edb3f5/32.png) [@Optihut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Optihut)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/65 "2004-05-22T19:08:43Z")

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Congratulations **Maureen** and **if6was9**!

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/66 "2004-05-22T19:22:21Z")

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Instead of rice, can we throw old floppies at the couple?

Congrats!

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/67 "2004-05-22T19:27:40Z")

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\*\*congodwarf  
nocturnal\_tick  
kittenlm  
Hal Briston  
EddyTeddyFreddy  
Jimmy Chitwood  
Nightwatch Trailer  
torie  
Eats\_Crayons  
Lando Griffin  
Cecil Adams \*\* (a girl can dream, can’t she? 😉 )  
I would definitely list more, but I’m afraid I’d come across as a woman of loose morals. :o \<----Porno smiley! 🙂

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/68 "2004-05-22T19:34:51Z")

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:smack:  
add:  
**Shirley Ujest**  
I promise you were on the original list before it got ate by windows! ☹

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**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/69 "2004-05-22T21:01:59Z")

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> [@harmless](#):
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> **kitten** is my pshooshy-poo!  
> Of course she’ll go for it!  
> Just tell her we’ve got yarn. 🙂

\<Kitten crouches down as close to the floor as she can get and shakes her butt in the air…then **POUNCE!** onto **Harmless**!!\> 😃

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/70 "2004-05-22T21:04:52Z")

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> [@kittenlm](#):
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> \<Kitten crouches down as close to the floor as she can get and shakes her butt in the air…then **POUNCE!** onto **Harmless**!!\> 😃

KITTY!  
Is that a yes?! 😃

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**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2004, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/71 "2004-05-23T00:25:54Z")

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Congratulations **Maureen and if6was9!** That was one of the coolest proposals I’ve been witness to!  
As for my own invitations to virtual matrimony–I’m in. But just as **swampy** still gets the burly men bearing beer and cookies, I get the brawny men, with or without the beer. And for clarification-I only smoke when I’m gambling and drinking after 2 am. I wouldn’t want people to include smoking in a list of my vices–my vices are much more interesting than that.

Is it just me, or are we starting to look like a Robert Heinlein plot varient? A serial, line, generational, open, multinational, transdirectional, polydimensional internet marriage. All we’re missing is Lazurus Long.

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2004, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/72 "2004-05-23T13:06:46Z")

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I’d just like to point out this,

> [@harmless](#):
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> **congodwarf**  
> **nocturnal\_tick**  
> **kittenlm**  
> **Hal Briston**  
> **EddyTeddyFreddy**  
> **Jimmy Chitwood**  
> **Nightwatch Trailer**  
> **torie**  
> **Eats\_Crayons**  
> **Lando Griffin**  
> **Cecil Adams**

Second baby, yeah!

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2004, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/73 "2004-05-23T13:48:13Z")

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Yeah, \*\*kitten \*\* already rubbed it in my face that she’s above me in **harmless** ’ pecking order. ☹

I just may have to rethink the whole “joining the harem” idea. 😛😛😛

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2004, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/74 "2004-05-23T21:31:16Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> Yeah, \*\*kitten \*\* already rubbed it in my face that she’s above me in **harmless** ’ pecking order. ☹
> 
> I just may have to rethink the whole “joining the harem” idea. 😛😛😛

Don’t worry, pecking order changes on a whim. 😉

_When you’re good to Mama  
Mama’s good to you!_😛

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/75 "2004-05-23T21:56:02Z")

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Eh, sure… why not?

\*\*Nocturne \*\* and **UnwrittenNocturne** top my list. I’ll not bore you with the rest.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/76 "2004-05-24T01:10:16Z")

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Congrats **Maureen** and _if6was9_\*!

I see **bumba** has gotten into the spirit of things asking to borrow the credit card already. 😛

I’m all excited over all the acceptances to my proposal so far. I proposed to **Shibb** but it appears he is rejecting me. All the more beer and cookies for me then! 😃

Oh, **vunderbob** , burly huh? 😉 and dangit he’s straight but he does have beer and cookies, so that helps make up for that.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/77 "2004-05-24T01:11:28Z")

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One more time:

Congrats **Maureen** and **if6was9**!

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**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/78 "2004-05-24T11:24:40Z")

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> [@harmless](#):
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> :eek:
> 
> gg 🙂🙂 gggg 🙂🙂  
> g:)gggggg:) ggggg 🙂  
> gg 🙂 gggggggggg 🙂  
> ggg 🙂 ggggggg 🙂  
> gggggg 🙂 gg 🙂  
> ggggggggg 🙂
> 
> Congrats! 😃

I love the heart of smiles. This is absolutely adorable!

Cheers **Siege**. We are looking at a very happy 4 years this year.

Congrats to the happy couple!

Best of luck in all that you do.

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/79 "2004-05-24T16:22:24Z")

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> [@nocturnal\_tick](#):
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> Oh wow! A proposal from **harmless**. I’ve gone all misty. 😃  
> You got it baby but can I bring **AngelicGemma** if she agrees?

Of course I agree. 😃 Can I bring **Really Not All That Bright**?

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/80 "2004-05-24T16:51:04Z")

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\*\*congodwarf  
nocturnal\_tick  
kittenlm  
Hal Briston  
AngelicGemma  
Really Not All That Bright  
EddyTeddyFreddy  
Jimmy Chitwood  
Nightwatch Trailer  
torie  
Eats\_Crayons  
Lando Griffin  
Cecil Adams  
\*\*

> [@Washte](#):
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> I love the heart of smiles. This is absolutely adorable!

Aw, thank you! So sweet! 🙂  
I’m adding you to the wish list, too!

**Washte** , will you marry us? 😃

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