# Will You Marry Me? How 'Bout You? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 21, 2004, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348 "2004-05-21T12:58:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/81 "2004-05-24T18:47:30Z")
Of course I agree. 😃 Can I bring **Really Not All That Bright**? Hooray! The more the merrier. But the question has to be asked. Now that we’re part of **harmless** ’ harem, the old double H, it must be asked? What side of the bed do you sleep on? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/82 "2004-05-24T18:51:33Z")
:smack: That should be: > [@AngelicGemma](#): > > Of course I agree. 😃 Can I bring **Really Not All That Bright**? Hooray! The more the merrier. But the question has to be asked. Now that we’re part of harmless’ harem, the old double H, it must be asked? What side of the bed do you sleep on? 😃 There are mistakes and then there are _mistakes_. :o ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/83 "2004-05-24T18:58:07Z")
Bed? We don’t need no stinkin’ bed! They usually just collapse from the weight of the orgy, anyways. 😉 No sir! A room full of pillows, some massage oils, incense, lava lamps, feathers, and an array of toys and house boys/girls is all we need. 😛 And a hot tub, and cabana boys, and whips, and candles, and a bear skin rug, and whipped cream, and fresh fruits and oooooh, I’m getting either hungry or horny. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/84 "2004-05-24T19:04:38Z")
Now where did I put that drooling smilie? 😃 > [@](#): > > And a hot tub, and cabana boys, and whips, and candles, and a bear skin rug, and whipped cream, and fresh fruits and oooooh, I’m getting either hungry or horny. Don’t forget the shag carpet, Tease! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/85 "2004-05-24T19:06:29Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > Of course I agree. 😃 Can I bring **Really Not All That Bright**? Hey, I just thought you two were both really randy for **Really Not All That Bright**! And here I was thinking we were in for a treat! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/86 "2004-05-24T20:03:23Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > Hooray! The more the merrier. But the question has to be asked. Now that we’re part of harmless’ harem, the old double H, it must be asked? > > What side of the bed do you sleep on? 😃 I’m not fussy. I fall asleep where ever I end up after night time ‘activities’. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/87 "2004-05-24T20:11:01Z")
This is an important occasion and one that must be held in the highest regard. My words must be chosen with absolute precision. > [@AngelicGemma](#): > > I’m not fussy. I fall asleep where ever I end up after night time ‘activities’. 😃 Hot damn! 🙂 Now that’s over with, who wants to help me celebrate! ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/88 "2004-05-25T00:07:57Z")
harmless, can I join your harem? ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/89 "2004-05-25T02:52:23Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Congrats **Maureen** and _if6was9_\*! > > [snip] > > Oh, **vunderbob** , burly huh? 😉 and dangit he’s straight but he does have beer and cookies, so that helps make up for that. D’you like eggrolls? Ask the man to make you some egg rolls - you’ll run to the courthouse! ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/90 "2004-05-25T15:31:00Z")
> [@emekthian](#): > > harmless, can I join your harem? Hell yeah! 😃 The more the merrier and the less work I have to do! Pull up a coushion! Official harmless harem ho….I mean, members: 😉 **congodwarf nocturnal\_tick kittenlm Hal Briston AngelicGemma emekthian** Still looking for yays or nays from: **EddyTeddyFreddy Really Not All That Bright Jimmy Chitwood Nightwatch Trailer torie Eats\_Crayons Lando Griffin Washte Cecil Adams** Come on, guys! The hours are great and the benefits kick ass! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/91 "2004-05-25T16:04:08Z")
> [@Avarie537](#): > > D’you like eggrolls? Ask the man to make you some egg rolls - you’ll run to the courthouse! I thought I already agreed to be part of **Swampy’s** harem. It was the only way **Bumbazine** and I could get his credit card for a raid on the hobby shop… 😃 **Swampy,** what about burly men bearing beer, cookies, and oriental appetizers? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/92 "2004-05-25T16:08:33Z")
> [@vunderbob](#): > > I thought I already agreed to be part of **Swampy’s** harem. It was the only way **Bumbazine** and I could get his credit card for a raid on the hobby shop… 😃 > > **Swampy,** what about burly men bearing beer, cookies, and oriental appetizers? Depends. Does it include sushi? Especially unagi. 😛 It’s the closet smiley we got for smacking/licking lips. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/93 "2004-05-25T19:01:23Z")
Let’s see, now. **Heloise** ran me off **Coldfire**. **Master Wang-Ka** said yes, but I’d have to move to (shudder) Texas. Oh, well. **Siege** will have me, and that’s mighty fine. Now, what about **harmless’s** harem? If it includes **swampbear** and sushi – heck, you should leave out **swampy** if there’s unagi, so i can hog it all to myself 😛 – I accept! I must confess, though: I no longer offer two horses and eight cats as part of the deal. No, I’m down to a mere seven cats, having taken my hissing/pissing little feral to be a barn cat. Still, isn’t that enough to fulfill the bestiality quotient? I must point out that the horses have some rather pointed comments to make on the subject of ticks. I’ve assured them that **nocturnal\_tick** has no designs on their virtue, or even their blood, but they remain :dubious: . ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/94 "2004-05-25T19:09:26Z")
**ETF** said yes! Now we got it going on! 😃 Official harmless harem: **congodwarf nocturnal\_tick kittenlm Hal Briston AngelicGemma emekthian EddyTeddyFreddy + her seven cats** :eek: Boy, I hope we get discount rates when we travel! Now who wants a tummy rub?! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/95 "2004-05-25T19:16:41Z")
@#%@$% Internet explorer! :rolleyes: > [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Now, what about harmless’s harem? If it includes swampbear and sushi – heck, you should leave out swampy if there’s unagi, so i can hog it all to myself 😛 – I accept! **+ swampbear + ancient Japanese art of self-defense** 😉 And **swampbear** should be first in line for tummy rubbing, for being accidentally excluded in the previous post. Don’t worry, **swampy** , I practice on my cats all the time! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/96 "2004-05-25T19:53:26Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Official harmless harem: > > **EddyTeddyFreddy + her seven cats** Hey! Or should I say, HAY! What about the horses? 😕[Love me, love my horses](http://community.webshots.com/photo/735286/128041607qXSSvk), baby. 😛 > [@](#): > > Now who wants a tummy rub?! 😛 [Nicky does](http://community.webshots.com/photo/735286/805359)! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/97 "2004-05-25T19:58:55Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > I must point out that the horses have some rather pointed comments to make on the subject of ticks. I’ve assured them that **nocturnal\_tick** has no designs on their virtue, or even their blood, but they remain :dubious: . I thought they said neigh. So sorry! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/98 "2004-05-25T20:03:49Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > [Love me, love my horses](http://community.webshots.com/photo/735286/128041607qXSSvk), baby. 😛 Isn’t that a quote from Catherine the Great? :dubious: > [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > [Nicky does](http://community.webshots.com/photo/735286/805359)! 😃 :eek: I’ll decline! Hooves and such flying about, you know. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/99 "2004-05-25T22:34:07Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Does it include sushi? Especially unagi. Unagi? Isn’t that a state of total mental awareness? 'Eh…someone’ll get it. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/100 "2004-05-26T00:51:35Z")
Naw, you’re thinking of Thai food, you know, skewers of chicken or beef with satori sauce. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348.md?page=6)