# Will You Marry Me? How 'Bout You? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 21, 2004, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348 "2004-05-21T12:58:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/101 "2004-05-26T11:02:49Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Unagi? Isn’t that a state of total mental awareness? > > 'Eh…someone’ll get it. 😛 I got it. ‘Friends’ reference, right? ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/102 "2004-05-26T12:09:20Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > I must point out that the horses have some rather pointed comments to make on the subject of ticks. I’ve assured them that **nocturnal\_tick** has no designs on their virtue, or even their blood, but they remain :dubious: . Tell them not to worry, I’m sure I’ll be busy elsewhere. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/103 "2004-05-26T14:22:25Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Unagi? Isn’t that a state of total mental awareness? > > 'Eh…someone’ll get it. 😛 Hey! I was close! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/104 "2004-05-26T14:35:22Z")
While you’re here **harmless** may I suggest a new member for our harem. Check [Eve](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=257899) out ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/105 "2004-05-26T15:20:06Z")
Rrrrrrwwwoooowwwrr! K! [Let’s ask!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=4899109#post4899109) ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/106 "2004-05-26T17:34:51Z")
**harmless** said I’m first for the tummy rubs so the rest of y’all back off! 😛 **EddyTeddyFreddy** I might be getting my tummy rubbed but I got my eye on you. :dubious: Keep yer mitts off’n muh unagi! 😃 Ok, I’ll share. So, do we have a harem merger going on then? ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/107 "2004-05-26T17:38:46Z")
Heck Yeah! We’re gonna roll 'em into one big hairy harem-ball! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/108 "2004-05-26T17:41:08Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Heck Yeah! > We’re gonna roll 'em into one big hairy harem-ball! 😛 A big burly hairy harem-ball? YUUUUUUUUM ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/109 "2004-05-26T17:43:59Z")
Yuppers, with whipped cream and cherries on top! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/110 "2004-05-26T17:50:10Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Yuppers, with whipped cream and cherries on top! 😉 If they’re still cherries, you should break them in gently. Make sure they’re on the _bottom_. …but you can put the whipped cream wherever you like. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/111 "2004-05-26T17:51:57Z")
> [@Jurph](#): > > If they’re still cherries, you should break them in gently. Make sure they’re on the _bottom_. > > …but you can put the whipped cream wherever you like. Well, in that case; bend over. 😉😛 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/112 "2004-05-26T17:53:05Z")
> [@Jurph](#): > > If they’re still cherries, you should break them in gently. Make sure they’re on the _bottom_. > > …but you can put the whipped cream wherever you like. I think **Jurph** just said something naughty. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/113 "2004-05-26T18:43:22Z")
Well, this thread just got too dangerous to read at work… ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/114 "2004-05-26T21:28:35Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > I think **Jurph** just said something naughty. Yes, but did you like it? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/115 "2004-05-26T22:09:43Z")
> [@misstee](#): > > Yes, but did you like it? If it includes sweaty burly men and beer I do. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/116 "2004-05-27T13:50:29Z")
There’s a whole lotta proposing going on, but I don’t see much marrying past this great orgy. (GREAT orgy, BTW) Me: :)… :D… :eek:… :o… 😕… :eek:… :D… ;j… :D… :D… 🆒 Do you think a mod’ll marry us? Maybe **Lynn** could poke her head in, or even **Cecil**. I’m sure they have the power to marry dopers, don’t ya think? How about it? Ready to walk up the aisle? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/117 "2004-05-27T14:14:03Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > There’s a whole lotta proposing going on, but I don’t see much marrying past this great orgy. (GREAT orgy, BTW) > > Me: :)… :D… :eek:… :o… 😕… :eek:… :D… ;j… :D… :D… 🆒 > > Do you think a mod’ll marry us? Maybe **Lynn** could poke her head in, or even **Cecil**. I’m sure they have the power to marry dopers, don’t ya think? > > How about it? Ready to walk up the aisle? See, my idea was we all elope to Vegas and get married by a team of Elvis Impersonators but I like this even more. Can I still wear my sequined jumpsuit? ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/118 "2004-05-27T14:26:40Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > See, my idea was we all elope to Vegas and get married by a team of Elvis Impersonators but I like this even more. Can I still wear my sequined jumpsuit? See I was thinking skyclad, but if sequins get you going… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/119 "2004-05-27T15:30:01Z")
Maybe we will set a record for largest virtual ceremony? Has one been established? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/120 "2004-05-27T15:39:48Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > See I was thinking skyclad, but if sequins get you going… 😃 I’ll second the skyclad. It sames time going from the “I Do’s” to the orgyin’ and belly rubbing. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348.md?page=7)