# Will You Marry Me? How 'Bout You? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 21, 2004, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348 "2004-05-21T12:58:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/141 "2004-05-30T20:13:10Z")
Not it! I don’t buy rings anymore. I have a habit of losing them. ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/142 "2004-05-31T01:12:37Z")
Well, well…reading through this thread for the first time today, I found this little tidbit… > [@harmless](#): > > \*\*congodwarf > nocturnal\_tick > kittenlm > Hal Briston > EddyTeddyFreddy > Jimmy Chitwood > Nightwatch Trailer > torie > Eats\_Crayons > Lando Griffin > Cecil Adams \*\* (a girl can dream, can’t she? 😉 ) > I would definitely list more, but I’m afraid I’d come across as a woman of loose morals. :o \<----Porno smiley! 🙂 I’m honored! I apologize for my negligence in not responding to this sooner, m’dear **harmless**. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/143 "2004-05-31T02:24:27Z")
> [@Nightwatch Trailer](#): > > Well, well…reading through this thread for the first time today, I found this little tidbit… > > I’m honored! I apologize for my negligence in not responding to this sooner, m’dear **harmless**. Whew! I was beginning to think you didn’t love us! Yay! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/144 "2004-05-31T05:54:52Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Suitable harem attire will be provide (once your membership cheque clears our Swiss bank accounts). Waitaminute…I seem to have missed this niggling little detail. I thought I was _getting paid_ for this! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/145 "2004-05-31T12:13:14Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Waitaminute…I seem to have missed this niggling little detail. I thought I was _getting paid_ for this! 😉 I have only known **harmless** a while but since then we’ve had: **Zombies Thread massacres Harems Orgies Furries 2 Birthday Threads and many, _many_ sexual innuendos** Hell, I’d pay double for that show! 😃 BTW, considering your living-impairment **harmless** , isn’t it considered necrophilia? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/146 "2004-05-31T19:43:11Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > BTW, considering your living-impairment **harmless** , isn’t it considered necrophilia? :eek: Necrophilia? That does it! Count me out of this group grope, then. You’re scaring the horses! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/147 "2004-05-31T22:34:20Z")
What’s wrong with a little undead lovin’? 😃 Don’t worry, **Hal** , it takes a looooooong time for those cheques to clear. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/148 "2004-05-31T22:41:29Z")
**Bambi Hassenpfeffer** says he’s in. Well at least there will be one big burly hairy man who would be interested in me then 😉 . (Specially since I ain’t **vunderbob’s** type.) ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/149 "2004-06-01T09:49:24Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Bambi Hassenpfeffer says he’s in. Well at least there will be one big burly hairy man who would be interested in me then 😉 . I never thought that I would associate the name **Bambi** with big, burly, hairy men. Disney is now forever changed in my mind :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/150 "2004-06-01T11:57:53Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > I never thought that I would associate the name **Bambi** with big, burly, hairy men. Disney is now forever changed in my mind :eek: 😃 Well, bambi was a boy and eventually he had to grow up. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/151 "2004-06-01T12:20:46Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **Bambi Hassenpfeffer** says he’s in. Well at least there will be one big burly hairy man who would be interested in me then 😉 . (Specially since I ain’t **vunderbob’s** type.) **Swampy,** ply me with enough beer, cookies, oriental appetizers, and belly rubs, and we’ll talk about it. :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/152 "2004-06-01T12:30:09Z")
> [@vunderbob](#): > > **Swampy,** ply me with enough beer, cookies, oriental appetizers, and belly rubs, and we’ll talk about it. :eek: 😃 Hmmm… cooler full of beer (check), assorted cookies (check), eggrolls, sushi, potstickers (check), massage oil (check)… so, **vunderbob** how _you_ doin’? 😉😉😉 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/153 "2004-06-01T22:02:06Z")
I nominate **BiblioCat**! Knows how to make great shakes! A must-have for the post-orgy snack-attack! > [@BiblioCat](#): > > I’m all for being daring. > I’m not much for Bailey’s, though. > > How about some vanilla ice cream with both Kahlua and Godiva liqueur (I have some Godiva cappachino liqueur in the cabinet as we speak - terribly rich and yummy). And dark chocolate shavings and a cherry on top. We’ll work on that Bailey’s thing. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/154 "2004-06-02T10:34:59Z")
I second **BiblioCat** …and Baileys 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/155 "2004-06-02T12:02:14Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > I nominate **BiblioCat**! > Knows how to make great shakes! > A must-have for the post-orgy snack-attack! > > We’ll work on that Bailey’s thing. 😃 Aww, shucks. I’m quite flattered. (You’re not going to change my mind on the Bailey’s though… nasty stuff, that.) ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/156 "2004-06-02T12:58:22Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > (You’re not going to change my mind on the Bailey’s though… nasty stuff, that.) Yeah, you say that now… wait until **harmless** gets a hold of you. :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/157 "2004-06-02T17:27:05Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > Aww, shucks. I’m quite flattered. > > (You’re not going to change my mind on the Bailey’s though… nasty stuff, that.) Well, no one is expecting you to _drink_ it! Just try a little on! We’ll take care of the test tasting. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/158 "2004-06-02T18:11:31Z")
Official taste tester #69 reporting for duty. 😃 Back to the nuptuals, I have a ring. It’s silver and a bit tarnished but I love it. Any takers? Plus we do have to decide which moderator to ask. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/159 "2004-06-02T18:35:35Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > Official taste tester #69 reporting for duty. 😃 > > Back to the nuptuals, I have a ring. It’s silver and a bit tarnished but I love it. Any takers? Plus we do have to decide which moderator to ask. I like silver. And I have silver polish, so I can get rid of the tarnish just like that. Oops, lookit that, I spilled this Bailey’s all over me. What ever shall I do? ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/160 "2004-06-02T18:42:50Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > Oops, lookit that, I spilled this Bailey’s all over me. What ever shall I do? Mmmmmmmm. Nummy. Sit still for a second. 😛 Yum. Better save some for **harmy** though. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348.md?page=9)