# Will You Marry Me? How 'Bout You? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 21, 2004, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348 "2004-05-21T12:58:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/161 "2004-06-02T19:11:14Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > Oops, lookit that, I spilled this Bailey’s all over me. What ever shall I do? Woo Hoo! Somebody grab some milano’s and lets get to cleaning! ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/162 "2004-06-02T19:34:56Z")
We’re allowed to pull up lawnchairs to watch festivities as long as it’s not the Pit, right? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/163 "2004-06-02T19:39:40Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > We’re allowed to pull up lawnchairs to watch festivities as long as it’s not the Pit, right? > > 😃 Absolutely not! You’re either in on this love fest (in which case, get to strippin’) or you’re outta here! Oh, wait. We do need a photographer, though. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/164 "2004-06-02T19:48:22Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Absolutely not! > You’re either in on this love fest (in which case, get to strippin’) or you’re outta here! > > Oh, wait. > We do need a photographer, though. 😃 But nobody asked for me by name! What chance have I of being summarily glomped or pounced, I ask you? Still, I can work a camera. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/165 "2004-06-02T19:54:55Z")
: gets down on one knee : **CandidGamera** , will you marry us? Will you guys quit moving?! You’re going to make me fall off **tick** ’s knee! ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/166 "2004-06-02T20:05:06Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > : gets down on one knee : > > **CandidGamera** , will you marry us? Well, okay, but only if I can get a glomp/pounce guarantee. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/167 "2004-06-02T20:09:53Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > Well, okay, but only if I can get a glomp/pounce guarantee. 😉 Well, **kittenlm** ’s in charge of the pouncing, and I’m not really sure what glomping is ( **nocturnal\_tick** , you’re on!), but OK! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/168 "2004-06-03T04:01:07Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Still looking for yays or nays from: > **EddyTeddyFreddy > Really Not All That Bright > Jimmy Chitwood > Nightwatch Trailer > torie > Eats\_Crayons > Lando Griffin > Washte > Cecil Adams** > Come on, guys! The hours are great and the benefits kick ass! 😛 I didn’t know you wanted to marry me! AWWWW! ::Blushing Smile:: Yes I will marry you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, and you. 😃 This is the happiest day of my life!! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/169 "2004-06-03T04:37:06Z")
> [@torie](#): > > This is the happiest day of my life!! Assuming you’re not allergic to [cats](http://community.webshots.com/photo/782975/784355). 😃 ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/170 "2004-06-03T04:46:22Z")
Humm - nobody wants to marry me in real life either… Anyhow - I would like to marry **manhatten** because he’s the king of the virtual bitch-slap and I like that in a man. If I had to choose a girl, it would probably be **NurseCarmen** , 'cus she’s ripped. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/171 "2004-06-03T04:48:43Z")
Shiz-nit! I spelled the man’s name wrong - he’ll \*NEVER[/] marry me now! Stupid E! Stupid, stupid E. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/172 "2004-06-03T12:25:14Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > Stupid E! Stupid, stupid E. More like stupid-E-T, eh? 😃 By the way, isn’t **Nurse Carmen** a guy? But that’s okay, **alice** – if the ongoing orgy won’t have you, and you’re not an ailurophobe, would you take in marriage my hand, and eight paws, and two hooves? Although I must warn you, [a certain member](http://community.webshots.com/photo/735286/128044052qFdlZC) of the menagerie considers himself my spouse-in-chief. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/173 "2004-06-03T12:44:46Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Well, kittenlm’s in charge of the pouncing, and I’m not really sure what glomping is (nocturnal\_tick, you’re on!), but OK! 🙂 num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num…What? Oh, glomping? Yeah I’ll glomp but it’ll cost ya. 😃 Now where was I? Ah, yes… num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num…oh dear, I’ve spilt some more Baileys all over **torie**. Dang! Hold still 😛 Yum! ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/174 "2004-06-03T13:28:46Z")
Enough with the Bailey’s already. What happened to all the Kahlua and chocolate ice cream shakes that got me in here? ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/175 "2004-06-03T14:01:42Z")
Oh stop complaining **BC**. It’s all over **torie** now. Well if you insist… :spreads Kahlua and chocolate ice cream shakes all over **BiblioCat** : tut tut tut, This is really going to spoil my dinner. Oh well, just remember the sacrifices I make. NUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUM 😛 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/176 "2004-06-03T17:02:56Z")
Hey, the ongoing orgy will take anyone pure of heart and mind. 🙂 Wait. :dubious: _That_ can’t be right! :dubious: Welcome, **alice\_in\_wonderland**! Would you prefer Baileys or Kahlua? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348/177 "2004-06-03T18:09:49Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Hey, the ongoing orgy will take anyone pure of heart and mind Hey, that wasn’t the deal, where do I fit in?..Now please come help me with **torie** , she’s dripping everywhere 😃 BTW, can you please answer this question: [HERE!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=259591) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-marry-me-how-bout-you/246348.md?page=8)