# Will you pronounce your screen name please?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-pronounce-your-screen-name-please/450789>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 27, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-pronounce-your-screen-name-please/450789 "2008-05-27T17:57:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-pronounce-your-screen-name-please/450789/141 "2008-05-28T19:26:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Khadaji]  
Well actually, I’m not sure either. I stole it from a book.

But if I had to pronounce it I would say: Ka-da-gee  
[/QUOTE]

I had a student with your name and she pronounced it Kah-DEE-zuh with the z sound almost a cross between a j sound and a z sound. Don’t know if that is an authentic pronunciation, but that’s how she said it.

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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-pronounce-your-screen-name-please/450789/142 "2008-05-28T19:30:12Z")

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sigh - cat

with or without the ninety, though I think most people leave it off when actually speaking it.

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**Author:** ![Aithele](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Aithele](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aithele)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-pronounce-your-screen-name-please/450789/143 "2008-05-28T19:38:26Z")

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Ah-THEAL (rhymes with deal)

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-pronounce-your-screen-name-please/450789/144 "2008-05-28T19:39:05Z")

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My name is pronounced “Busta Chee Chee Trike Whore.”  
Or, “sur VY ə see.” You choose.

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**Author:** ![nikonikosuru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f8ce5/32.png) [@nikonikosuru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikonikosuru)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-pronounce-your-screen-name-please/450789/145 "2008-05-28T19:41:06Z")

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knee-koh knee-koh sue-rue.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-pronounce-your-screen-name-please/450789/146 "2008-05-28T19:46:37Z")

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[QUOTE=psycat90]  
sigh - cat

with or without the ninety, though I think most people leave it off when actually speaking it.  
[/QUOTE]

Wow, many have surprised me, but for some reason, I have been reading your name as PussyCat not Psi Cat.

**Loach** , just to verify, I always assumed your name rhymes with coach. Is that correct? I think that is what you meant in your post.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-pronounce-your-screen-name-please/450789/147 "2008-05-28T19:56:07Z")

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[QUOTE=What Exit?]  
**Loach** , just to verify, I always assumed your name rhymes with coach. Is that correct? I think that is what you meant in your post.  
[/QUOTE]

yes

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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-pronounce-your-screen-name-please/450789/148 "2008-05-28T19:57:56Z")

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Mine rhymes with Atari. At least in my head - a lot of folks say AY-vuh-ree, like the name Avery. I got it from a book when I was 16, and have been meaning to change it for a while.

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**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-pronounce-your-screen-name-please/450789/149 "2008-05-28T19:58:46Z")

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“OR-zuh-ball”. I mentally distinguish my handle from the real Roland, who pronounces his name with the last syllable matching the first syllable of “balance”. Feel free to use either; I promise I won’t be offended.

Now if I can just get people to spell it right, we’ll be all set.

– Roland Orbazal/Orzal/Orzobal/Orzabol/take yer pick…

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-pronounce-your-screen-name-please/450789/150 "2008-05-28T20:12:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Roland Orzabal]  
“OR-zuh-ball”. I mentally distinguish my handle from the real Roland, who pronounces his name with the last syllable matching the first syllable of “balance”. Feel free to use either; I promise I won’t be offended.  
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I thought the real Roland pronounced it “Orthabl”.

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> Mine rhymes with Atari. At least in my head - a lot of folks say AY-vuh-ree, like the name Avery. I got it from a book when I was 16, and have been meaning to change it for a while.

_A Darkness At Sethanon_?

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-pronounce-your-screen-name-please/450789/151 "2008-05-28T20:20:01Z")

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[QUOTE=matt\_mcl]  
Matt mick-ELL.  
[/QUOTE]

Heh, I never would have thought to say the MCL part as a word. In my mind it’s always been Matt Ehm-See-Ell.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-pronounce-your-screen-name-please/450789/152 "2008-05-28T20:20:22Z")

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Oh good god, I’ve heard every pronunciation physically possible and a couple of that make my head spin.

I pronounce it Kai mare uh most of the time, sometimes Chih mare uh, which is how I pronounced it years ago.

I’ve heard Shimmer uh, Chime Raw and CHIME -er-Ah.

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**Author:** ![mlerose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@mlerose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlerose)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-pronounce-your-screen-name-please/450789/153 "2008-05-28T20:28:03Z")

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Emily Rose

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-pronounce-your-screen-name-please/450789/154 "2008-05-28T20:35:51Z")

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liss-la liss-ar.

**mlerose** , I would never have even tried to pronounce yours, or guessed the pronounciation. That’s a neat spelling.

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**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-pronounce-your-screen-name-please/450789/155 "2008-05-28T20:37:06Z")

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Spellbound.

15 quatloos the the frood who can guess why.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-pronounce-your-screen-name-please/450789/156 "2008-05-28T20:38:01Z")

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Just…incredible.

I’m not, really

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-pronounce-your-screen-name-please/450789/157 "2008-05-28T20:39:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Punoqllads]  
Spellbound.

15 quatloos the the frood who can guess why.  
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I get it!

_It’s upside down and backwards_

OH! Now I get it!

I’m not leaving without my 15 quatloos!

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**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-pronounce-your-screen-name-please/450789/158 "2008-05-28T20:42:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Punoqllads]  
Spellbound.

15 quatloos the the frood who can guess why.  
[/QUOTE]

Curse you, Justin!

I be Too-pŭg Ann-ah-chī

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**Author:** ![trupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trupa)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-pronounce-your-screen-name-please/450789/159 "2008-05-28T20:44:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Kythereia]  
Kie (rhymes with ‘pie’) - thur - ay - ah.

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Oh man, I’ve been calling you Kie - thee - reeah, rhyming with cafeteria, all this time. Does it have a meaning?

This is almost like having to re-arrange your mental picture of people when you meet them for the first time. Great idea for a thread, though…

-trupa, pronounced, true - pah

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**Author:** ![Apocalypso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Apocalypso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apocalypso)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-pronounce-your-screen-name-please/450789/160 "2008-05-28T20:44:46Z")

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ah pock ah lips so

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