# Will you still need me, Will you still feed me...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-still-need-me-will-you-still-feed-me/357134>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 17, 2006, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-still-need-me-will-you-still-feed-me/357134 "2006-05-17T17:56:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-still-need-me-will-you-still-feed-me/357134/21 "2006-05-18T04:12:15Z")

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If she goes for big bucks in the divorce courts, Paul might end up losing an arm and a leg, and finally be able to empathise with her disability.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-still-need-me-will-you-still-feed-me/357134/22 "2006-05-18T04:16:38Z")

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> [@Diceman](#):
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> I hate to burst your bubble, but Paul McCartney has been a has-been since Wings broke up in the early 80’s.

If Paul McCartney is a “has been”, then Jesus, make a me a has-been too! He’s a freaking billionaire!

No, there’s a difference between “has been” and “legend.”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-still-need-me-will-you-still-feed-me/357134/23 "2006-05-18T12:25:22Z")

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Won’t somebody please think of the child?

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**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-still-need-me-will-you-still-feed-me/357134/24 "2006-05-18T12:56:13Z")

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The headlines are bleating “McCartney stands to lose quarter of fortune” now. So what? It’s a huge hit, but he’ll still have a billion left or something.

Bet he’ll insist on a prenup next time, though.

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> Won’t somebody please think of the child?

Obviously, he isn’t. I don’t get these guys who father children in their 50s and on up. They are deliberately creating a person who will lose their father at a young age. Seems awfully selfish to me.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-still-need-me-will-you-still-feed-me/357134/25 "2006-05-18T13:04:15Z")

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One thing I’ve always liked about Paul was that he was the eternal optimist. It’s sad that the bubble has been burst. He’s a '60s kind of guy in a New Millennium kind of world. That said, I don’t think she’s going to stick it to him financially. She seems, to me anyway, like a pretty straight shooter. (Though divorce can do strange and ugly things to people.)

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-still-need-me-will-you-still-feed-me/357134/26 "2006-05-18T13:37:56Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Remind me why this is important, and why I should fucking care?
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> I love the Beatles music. I have no interest, or business, in their private lives; nor should the rest of you. In other words; who fucking cares?
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> Let it be.
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> You don’t have any mysterious insight into their personal lives, nor should you. How would you like the world reporting and speculating on your own personal sex life? Shut up and leave these people alone.
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> Go read the National Inquirer; now.
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> I’m usually a bit more demure than this, but for fucks sake people “what business is it of yours?”

Are you alright?  
hh

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-still-need-me-will-you-still-feed-me/357134/27 "2006-05-18T13:44:12Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> If Paul McCartney is a “has been”, then Jesus, make a me a has-been too! He’s a freaking billionaire!
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> No, there’s a difference between “has been” and “legend.”

I meant, talent-wise. And YES, I know that making money is a talent. I meant musical talent. And YES I know making money off of bad music is a talent. I meant GOOD music wise. And YES, I know that any music that makes money is good music. I meant the kind of music that doesn’t make you retch. And YES, I know that you will not retch if you make money off of a crap song.  
I meant the people listening to it, not the author of it.  
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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-still-need-me-will-you-still-feed-me/357134/28 "2006-05-18T13:46:44Z")

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Lord, the ads are for Linda McCartney ringtones!  
I didn’t know that Sir Paul and Heather had spawned. Oh, deary me.  
I also don’t buy the medie story–this is a guy who is rabid about his privacy, waaaay up there in Scotland somewhere (isn’t he?). I know he’s a legend and all, but something tells me the hords have dried up just a wee, and he is not hounded into running through train stations, now. Plus, he has the money to buy privacy and security.  
Paul, while incredibly talented/possible genuis, was my least favorite Beatle. Just a comment.

As to us getting our nose out of their business–it’s published information. We are not to discuss events of celebrities? Dia knows I hate the paparozzi (sp?), and the press can be intrusive, but a divorce decree is public. We’re not wondering what kind of undies the two of them wear. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-still-need-me-will-you-still-feed-me/357134/29 "2006-05-19T03:40:59Z")

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Well, yeah, his latest efforts have sucked, but I still wouldn’t call him a “has been”.

As for baby Beatrice, I wouldn’t worry about her-say what you will about Paul, he’s always been a devoted dad, by most accounts.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-still-need-me-will-you-still-feed-me/357134/30 "2006-05-19T04:30:35Z")

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\*Life is very short and there’s no time  
for fussing and fighting, my friend  
I have always thought that it’s a crime  
So I will ask you once again

Try to see it my way  
Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong  
While you see it your way  
There’s a chance that we might fall apart before too long  
We can work it out  
We can work it out \*

☹

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-still-need-me-will-you-still-feed-me/357134/31 "2006-05-19T04:40:46Z")

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Paul is now looking forward of course, so ladies of a certain age:

Send him a postcard, drop him a line stating point of view.  
Indicate precisely what you mean to say, he’s sincerely wasting away.

🙂

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-still-need-me-will-you-still-feed-me/357134/32 "2006-05-19T15:09:35Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Well, yeah, his latest efforts have sucked, but I still wouldn’t call him a “has been”.

OK, how about “rich person that has only churned out out pure-dee garbage for the last 35 years.” Better?

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