# Will You Virtually Marry Me?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-virtually-marry-me/36271>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 9, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-virtually-marry-me/36271 "2000-10-09T15:23:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-virtually-marry-me/36271/121 "2000-10-23T02:12:07Z")

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What, you guys don’t like my toaster? Should I give it to racin and gunslinger? They like evil appliances…

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-you-virtually-marry-me/36271/122 "2000-10-24T13:45:06Z")

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Sorry Zoggie, love the toaster, it’s just that we just got married, went away for the weekend . . . you know 😉

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