# William Donohue- I Am A Hypocrite (And So Can You!)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 18, 2008, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/william-donohue-i-am-a-hypocrite-and-so-can-you/445913 "2008-04-18T17:00:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/william-donohue-i-am-a-hypocrite-and-so-can-you/445913/21 "2008-04-18T21:02:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Bricker]  
If that were the key element, then use of the word would be met with disapproval no matter who was using it.

The point of my comment is that the use of the word is accepted when it’s used by a member of the class that it supposedly disparages, in the same way that Louie Anderson could get on stage and do ten minutes of fat jokes.  
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And I have no problem with that. I think double-standards are sometimes justified. My point is that religious belief does not fall into that kind of protected category. Religious beliefs are only _opinions_, not inherent physical traits like race, ethnicity or gender, an it’s ludicrous to suggest that only people who hold specific opinions should be able to criticize them. By that standard, we could never hold a Presidential debate. A religion is analogous to a political party, not to a skin color.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/william-donohue-i-am-a-hypocrite-and-so-can-you/445913/22 "2008-04-18T21:08:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]  
And I have no problem with that. I think double-standards are sometimes justified. My point is that religious belief does not fall into that kind of protected category. Religious beliefs are only _opinions_, not inherent physical traits like race, ethnicity or gender, an it’s ludicrous to suggest that only people who hold specific opinions should be able to criticize them. By that standard, we could never hold a Presidential debate. A religion is analogous to a political party, not to a skin color.  
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OK.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/william-donohue-i-am-a-hypocrite-and-so-can-you/445913/23 "2008-04-18T21:20:00Z")

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[QUOTE=Bricker]  
OK.  
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Ok, well as long as you’re being reasonable, I also want to clarify (in case there’s any doubt), that I’m not trying to justify any kind of harrasment or discrimination on the basis of religious beliefs – only verbal criticism.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/william-donohue-i-am-a-hypocrite-and-so-can-you/445913/24 "2008-04-18T21:23:44Z")

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No, not all the time. To many people, religion is as much an externally-imposed construct as our modern liberal conception of race is. I’m sure there are more examples but I can think of several cases off the top of my head where people were conceptualized as belonging to a religion they themselves did not consider themselves in.

That nixes the idea that you can choose what you are being made fun of for, religion-wise.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/william-donohue-i-am-a-hypocrite-and-so-can-you/445913/25 "2008-04-18T21:28:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Ludovic]  
No, not all the time. To many people, religion is as much an externally-imposed construct as our modern liberal conception of race is. I’m sure there are more examples but I can think of several cases off the top of my head where people were conceptualized as belonging to a religion they themselves did not consider themselves in.

That nixes the idea that you can choose what you are being made fun of for, religion-wise.  
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I don’t understand what you mean about people being “conceptualized as belonging to a religion they themselves did not consider themselves in,” but it’s not particularly relevant. If a person is mocked for an opinion he doesn’t hold, that still doesn’t make it illegitimate to critize the opinion.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/william-donohue-i-am-a-hypocrite-and-so-can-you/445913/26 "2008-04-18T21:36:34Z")

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Bill Maher hasn’t apolgized for his anti-Catholic remarks. The story predicts he _will_ apologize, presumably on tonight’s show.

Kind of interesting they’re pressing him to apologize for calling the Pope a Nazi, but apparently all his comments about child-fucking priests are less offensive.

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**Author:** ![Anomalous\_Reading](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b3f665/32.png) [@Anomalous\_Reading](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anomalous_Reading)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/william-donohue-i-am-a-hypocrite-and-so-can-you/445913/27 "2008-04-18T21:49:11Z")

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[QUOTE=Boyo Jim]  
Bill Maher hasn’t apolgized for his anti-Catholic remarks. The story predicts he _will_ apologize, presumably on tonight’s show.

Kind of interesting they’re pressing him to apologize for calling the Pope a Nazi, but apparently all his comments about child-fucking priests are less offensive.  
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Well… only one of the two assertions is false…

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**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/william-donohue-i-am-a-hypocrite-and-so-can-you/445913/28 "2008-04-18T22:45:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]  
You can’t really compare religion to race. Religion is chosen, race is not. Satirizing or even outright mocking religious organizations or beliefs is no different than mocking a political party.

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That is one position on religion.

Do Jews choose to be Jewish by being born to a Jewish mother?

> [@Bricker](#):
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> Who may safely use the “n-word” when discussing African Americans?

Honkies?

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**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/william-donohue-i-am-a-hypocrite-and-so-can-you/445913/29 "2008-04-18T22:55:46Z")

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[QUOTE=mobo85]  
I don’t think anyone has attempted to prove that black people don’t exist the way people have attempted to prove God doesn’t exist.  
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The analogous claim to “blacks don’t exist” is “Catholics don’t exist”, which I’m pretty sure no one has tried to prove.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/william-donohue-i-am-a-hypocrite-and-so-can-you/445913/30 "2008-04-18T23:04:20Z")

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I still haven’t seen a good argument for the notion that a person chooses his beliefs. They remind me of arguments that people can choose their sexual orientation. **Diogenes** , for example, might be hard pressed if I challenged him to believe that Jesus Christ is his savior. Can he choose to believe that? I don’t think so, any more than I can choose not to. I wouldn’t even know how to go about making such a choice. Do I squint and grunt real hard until the choice has been made? Do I just declare it like some imprimatur? But then what happens when I feel like I’m lying — that the declaration contradicts what I actually believe? Am I choosing anything that way? I don’t think so. I believe what I do because of what I’ve experienced, and I reckon \*\*Diogenes \*\* does too. I suppose the argument could be made that I chose my experiences, or at least some aspects of them. But anti-gays argue that gays can make choices in their “lifestyle”, like the choice of celibacy. Now, it’s true that I cannot possibly choose to be Caucasian, since I can’t change my DNA. But I would hope that if science ever progresses to the point where we can choose our race, people will not argue that the choice of one over another will have any bearing on how honest or hypocritical the person choosing is. I don’t think there is any way to make any sort of value judgment about anyone else simply because of the fact that we can’t live any life other than our own.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/william-donohue-i-am-a-hypocrite-and-so-can-you/445913/31 "2008-04-18T23:33:23Z")

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Donohue is basically someone who would say “No” when asked if the Pope were Catholic. At least, not Catholic enough for Donohue.

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**Author:** ![The\_Them](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@The\_Them](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Them)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/william-donohue-i-am-a-hypocrite-and-so-can-you/445913/32 "2008-04-19T01:44:13Z")

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Diogenes, I wanted to quote you, but I don’t seem to be very good at using that function…THANK YOU. I’m not alone in the world.  
I permanently pissed off my oh-so-liberal-hypocrite stepmother when I told her that I have every right in the world to be prejudiced towards religious folks, because it was their choice to be a member of a cult. As children - mm…you believe what you’re told. As an adult?  
Then she tried the whole racism/gender orientation thing. I said nobody plans their own birth.  
_still has steam coming out of his ears, even though it was years ago_

Actually, I may be being presumptuous. Diogenes may well not want me as an allie. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/william-donohue-i-am-a-hypocrite-and-so-can-you/445913/33 "2008-04-19T02:40:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Two and a Half Inches of Fun]  
That is one position on religion.  
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There is no way to define religion as genetic or innate.

> [@](#):
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> Do Jews choose to be Jewish by being born to a Jewish mother?

There are two definitions of “Jewish.” One is ethnic, the other is religious. It is possible to be one or the other without being both.

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/william-donohue-i-am-a-hypocrite-and-so-can-you/445913/34 "2008-04-19T02:52:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Boyo Jim]

Kind of interesting they’re pressing him to apologize for calling the Pope a Nazi, but apparently all his comments about child-fucking priests are less offensive.  
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I recently came across a comedian named Doug Stanhope, who has a hilarious bit about that. He figured that saying the Pope was a Nazi wouldn’t be nearly as bad as saying a Nazi was once Pope. Nazis- a dozen or so years in power, lots of atrocities packed into a short time, but still, compared to hundreds of years of Roman Catholic mayhem, the Nazis look like pikers…

🙂

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/william-donohue-i-am-a-hypocrite-and-so-can-you/445913/35 "2008-04-19T03:03:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]  
There is no way to define religion as genetic or innate.  
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If you mean “no sane way”, then you’er right. But the same thing goes for race. This does not mean that people cannot be discriminated against, either casually as this thread is about, or with more severe consequences, due to their inclusion in a category not rigorously defined by those who do so.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/william-donohue-i-am-a-hypocrite-and-so-can-you/445913/36 "2008-04-19T04:00:28Z")

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Well, Maher didn’t really apologize. He acknowledged that it wasn’t really accurate to say the Pope used to be a Nazi, but that was about it. He didn’t really say he was sorry.

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**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/william-donohue-i-am-a-hypocrite-and-so-can-you/445913/37 "2008-04-19T04:03:17Z")

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[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]  
There is no way to define religion as genetic or innate.  
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Can race be defined as genetic or innate? How?

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**Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/william-donohue-i-am-a-hypocrite-and-so-can-you/445913/38 "2008-04-19T04:09:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Two and a Half Inches of Fun]  
Can race be defined as genetic or innate? How?  
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Race is a sociological categorization, not technically a biological one, however, that social categorization is a result of superficial, genetic characteristics. You already know this, so why are you asking?

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/william-donohue-i-am-a-hypocrite-and-so-can-you/445913/39 "2008-04-19T04:11:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]  
Race is a sociological categorization, not technically a biological one, however, that social categorization is a result of superficial, genetic characteristics. You already know this, so why are you asking?  
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AKA, the thing that you don’t care about is fair game.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/william-donohue-i-am-a-hypocrite-and-so-can-you/445913/40 "2008-04-19T04:12:53Z")

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[QUOTE=mswas]  
AKA, the thing that you don’t care about is fair game.  
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I’m sorry, what? What is the “thing that I don’t care about?”

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