# Willy Wonka: I am your slave **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 22, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/willy-wonka-i-am-your-slave/15094 "2000-03-22T20:43:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/willy-wonka-i-am-your-slave/15094/21 "2000-03-23T14:51:00Z")
Everlasting Gobstopper… so I have this fixation on sucking things, what of it? * * * I will not use abbrev. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/willy-wonka-i-am-your-slave/15094/22 "2000-03-23T15:18:00Z")
Oral fixation is nothing to be ashamed of. On a totally unrealtated subject, I enjoy them quite a bit, too. But I always get impatient and bite. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dwtno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/858c86/32.png) [@dwtno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwtno)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/willy-wonka-i-am-your-slave/15094/23 "2000-03-23T19:21:00Z")
Wacky Packs! OMIGOD, Chief! Havn’t thought about Wacky Packs in years. The Pokemon of my generation! Blunder Bread, Ditch Masters Cigars, Minute Mud and Rice-a-Phoni! ---
**Author:** ![dwtno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/858c86/32.png) [@dwtno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwtno)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/willy-wonka-i-am-your-slave/15094/24 "2000-03-23T19:59:00Z")
Wacky Packs! OMIGOD, Chief! Havn’t thought about Wacky Packs in years. The Pokemon of my generation! Blunder Bread, Ditch Masters Cigars, Minute Mud and Rice-a-Phoni! ---
**Author:** ![dwtno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/858c86/32.png) [@dwtno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwtno)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/willy-wonka-i-am-your-slave/15094/25 "2000-03-23T20:05:00Z")
Wacky Packs! OMIGOD, Chief! Havn’t thought about Wacky Packs in years. The Pokemon of my generation! Blunder Bread, Ditch Masters Cigars, Minute Mud and Rice-a-Phoni! ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/willy-wonka-i-am-your-slave/15094/26 "2000-03-23T23:26:00Z")
Mmmm…Bottlecaps. My favorite way to eat them was to eat a Root Beer and a Cola together. I love’em all,…except the oranbe ones. They have a version of Lik’em Ade that I want tor try. I always loved that dipping stick. I think I’ll stop at the 7-11 on the way home and buy some. MUST…GET…CANDY…NOW. Keith * * * You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!! ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/willy-wonka-i-am-your-slave/15094/27 "2000-03-24T00:55:00Z")
OH my GOD! Don’t get me started on Lick-em-Aid! Anyone for the giant Sweetarts? You can’t find the hard ones anymore, only Chewy (which are disgusting!) How 'bout that all-day giant Pixy-Stick that was around 3 feet long? Whoo-hoo! * * * Now there’s nothing unexpected about the water giving out; “Land” is not a word we have to shout. ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/willy-wonka-i-am-your-slave/15094/28 "2000-03-24T01:03:00Z")
Oh, gee, were those three footers supposed to be “all-day” pixie sticks. Oops! No wonder my mother wanted to kill me when I was a child 😃 I haven’t seen Lik’m Ade in YEARS. I used to love them. And, bottlecaps kick-ass. I’m gonna hafta find a candy store on the way home. ---
**Author:** ![Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myron_Van_Horowitzski)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/willy-wonka-i-am-your-slave/15094/29 "2000-03-24T02:11:00Z")
Many many years ago, when the Willie Wonka movie came out, you could send $$ and boxtops into Cap’n Crunch Cereal and get an actual Willie Wonka Chocolate Factory! Well, it was a box full of molds to make candy bars and printed wrappers to wrap them in. I was the only one at the Willie Wonka movie who actually had Willie Wonka candy bars! I wonder if it’s worth anything now. * * * Imbibo, ergo sum. ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/willy-wonka-i-am-your-slave/15094/30 "2000-03-24T07:20:00Z")
I am eating a Wonka bar right now. mmm mmm No golden ticket though. ☹ * * * I will not use abbrev. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/willy-wonka-i-am-your-slave/15094/31 "2000-03-25T06:08:00Z")
(Licking coloured suger off his fingers). My god, the shrank the bottle caps. They are about half the size they were when I was a kid the Lik M ade was exactly the same as it was though. Yum, yum, yum. I did catch some grief from the clerk at the 7-11, she wondered what I was doing with the candy, I lied and said it was for my niece and nephew, but that didn’t fool her one bit. I wonder what I’m gonna say the next time. Keith P.S. Amybody know how to get Lic-M-Ade stains off of a keyboard??? * * * You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!! ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/willy-wonka-i-am-your-slave/15094/32 "2000-03-25T06:12:00Z")
Alcohol removes stains nicely from a keyboard. Trust me. In other news, the candy woman has returned to work. I had two packs of Runts before 11:00. I have a problem. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/willy-wonka-i-am-your-slave/15094.md?page=1)