# Windshield Wiper Fluid... and the assholes who use it **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 27, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/windshield-wiper-fluid-and-the-assholes-who-use-it/177689 "2003-05-27T02:34:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![macabresoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@macabresoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/macabresoul)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/windshield-wiper-fluid-and-the-assholes-who-use-it/177689/1 "2003-05-27T02:34:17Z")
So there i am, driving down PCH minding my own business. When this assnozzle in front of me turns on his windshield wiper fluid shit and spews his gunky ass water all over my fucking hood. Look you dickrag, see all that water going up your windshield, there is no magical water catching net up there. There is a whole lotta fucking air with my name on it. Where the fuck do you think your shitstained windshield water goes while you are driving 45 down this shitty excuse for a 2 lane road. Don’t look all suprised when I honk at your dumb ass either. Why don’t they teach dumbass drivers ed. at the DMV for ass spelonkers like this. While we are on the subject of shit head drivers. To that asshole in the ambulence without your lights on in no fucking hurry to go anywhere who felt the need to cut me off. Save the drama for a real emergency you dog shit eating anal lube squirting bastard who has sex with infertile sheep. I hope some fat hairy homosexual gorilla finds you after it escapes from the zoo and gives you a rectal lobatomy. (my first rant! I am a little pissed off at life in general today. feels good to rant and rave.) ---
**Author:** ![jacksen9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ce73a5/32.png) [@jacksen9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jacksen9)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/windshield-wiper-fluid-and-the-assholes-who-use-it/177689/2 "2003-05-27T02:46:20Z")
I confess. I use my windshield wiper fluid as needed, without regard to people that may be trying to drive right up my ass. Sorry.:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/windshield-wiper-fluid-and-the-assholes-who-use-it/177689/3 "2003-05-27T02:48:14Z")
Gee, too bad you didn’t have some sort of cleaning fluid that could squirt out and get that stuff off your windshield. That’d be a neat invention. ---
**Author:** ![macabresoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@macabresoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/macabresoul)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/windshield-wiper-fluid-and-the-assholes-who-use-it/177689/4 "2003-05-27T02:50:16Z")
Yea, It would be nice if they made one to clean the shit off my hood too. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/windshield-wiper-fluid-and-the-assholes-who-use-it/177689/5 "2003-05-27T02:54:19Z")
Oh, I’ve heard that there’s something called a “hose” or a “sponge” that does that - or even a newfangled thing called a “car wash”. Would you rather have people unable to see well out their windshield and involve you in an accident as a result? ---
**Author:** ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/windshield-wiper-fluid-and-the-assholes-who-use-it/177689/6 "2003-05-27T03:00:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by macabresoul \* > \*\* > > To that asshole in the ambulence without your lights on in no fucking hurry to go anywhere who felt the need to cut me off. Save the drama for a real emergency you dog shit eating anal lube squirting bastard who has sex with infertile sheep. I hope some fat hairy homosexual gorilla finds you after it escapes from the zoo and gives you a rectal lobatomy. > > (my first rant! I am a little pissed off at life in general today. feels good to rant and rave.) \*\* How the hell do you know he didn’t have anyplace to go to? Ambulances often transport people who are not in immediate danger of dying. Duh. And I will clean my windshield any damn time I want. Back off if it’s so important to you to keep your hood clean. If you get wet, that means you’re too close. ---
**Author:** ![macabresoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@macabresoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/macabresoul)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/windshield-wiper-fluid-and-the-assholes-who-use-it/177689/7 "2003-05-27T03:02:34Z")
Are you unable to think before you type or just horribly retarded. Listen to yourself! Because this assrag decides to spray his cleaning juices all over the place, ‘I’ have to pay for it by washing my car? And while it’s all fine and dandy that now he can see out his window (I’m sure he has trouble seeing because he’s been driving down this road for a while now, not to mention pulling out of his garage and driving on who knows how many other friggen roads.) Now I am the one with a shitstained window. I’m glad he can see through his once grime encrusted window, but now I am the receptacle for his shitwater. ---
**Author:** ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/windshield-wiper-fluid-and-the-assholes-who-use-it/177689/8 "2003-05-27T03:03:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by macabresoul \* > \*\* There is a whole lotta fucking air with my name on it. \*\* Oh yeah …this was my point - you do not own the air 50’ around your car. There’s other people using the same road as you. They pay taxes, too. Deal. ---
**Author:** ![macabresoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@macabresoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/macabresoul)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/windshield-wiper-fluid-and-the-assholes-who-use-it/177689/9 "2003-05-27T03:07:59Z")
> [@](#): > > How the hell do you know he didn’t have anyplace to go to? Ambulances often transport people who are not in immediate danger of dying. Duh. Thats what the lights are for. But he was just getting on the freeway and cuts in front of me, like he jerked the wheel trying to get his bagel off the floor or something. I had to swirve and hit the breaks. sorry for not pointing this out. Didn’t know i had to spell out everything for you people. And why am I defending myself in my own pit ranting. Fuck you all the height of fuckitude. ---
**Author:** ![macabresoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@macabresoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/macabresoul)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/windshield-wiper-fluid-and-the-assholes-who-use-it/177689/10 "2003-05-27T03:11:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Boscibo \* > \*\*Oh yeah …this was my point - you do not own the air 50’ around your car. There’s other people using the same road as you. They pay taxes, too. Deal. \*\* “sigh” Man… it’s like saying, “theres a bullet with my name on it” ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/windshield-wiper-fluid-and-the-assholes-who-use-it/177689/11 "2003-05-27T03:13:21Z")
> [@](#): > > And why am I defending myself in my own pit ranting. Perhaps because you realize you’re being an idiot? ---
**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/windshield-wiper-fluid-and-the-assholes-who-use-it/177689/12 "2003-05-27T03:15:21Z")
If the water hit your hood you were following too damn close. Fuck those goddamn mother fucking asswipes who tailgate. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![jacksen9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ce73a5/32.png) [@jacksen9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jacksen9)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/windshield-wiper-fluid-and-the-assholes-who-use-it/177689/13 "2003-05-27T03:18:03Z")
> [@](#): > > Man… it’s like saying, “theres a bullet with my name on it” Wait a minute. I thought you realized that you needed to spell it out for us? A bullet with your name on it??? I don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/windshield-wiper-fluid-and-the-assholes-who-use-it/177689/14 "2003-05-27T03:18:43Z")
I’m with the driving-too-close crowd. And the you-are-a-fucking-idiot crowd, too. Try decaf. ---
**Author:** ![AmbushBug](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ambushbug/32/4600_2.png) [@AmbushBug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AmbushBug)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/windshield-wiper-fluid-and-the-assholes-who-use-it/177689/15 "2003-05-27T03:20:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by macabresoul \* > **Why don’t they teach dumbass drivers ed. at the DMV for ass spelonkers like this.** My driver’s ed. teacher said that people do this to express their frustration that the driver behind can’t field a clue that he’s following too close. Personally, I’d rather they do this, than jam on the breaks. er, brakes. -AmbushBug ---
**Author:** ![macabresoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@macabresoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/macabresoul)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/windshield-wiper-fluid-and-the-assholes-who-use-it/177689/16 "2003-05-27T03:21:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lezlers \* > \*\*If the water hit your hood you were following too damn close. > > Fuck those goddamn mother fucking asswipes who tailgate. :rolleyes: \*\* ok ok, last time i’m going to reply. You people have taken a nice harmless rant and turned it into the assclown convention. Going 45-55 down the road, I was a good 4-5 car lenghs behind this guy. Now the water from his windshield piles up, then the wiper sweeps it all UP. lemme repeat that because apparently it didn’t smack you upside the head hard enough the first time. THE FUCKING WATER SPRAYS UP. I travel 5 car lenghs in a few seconds. long enough to get his toilet waste on…my…fucking…hood. Thanks for listening, hope you enjoyed your lecture at ‘shit I already covered’ 101. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/windshield-wiper-fluid-and-the-assholes-who-use-it/177689/17 "2003-05-27T03:25:58Z")
Hey, I’m on your side, macabre. Good rant. Fuck em all if they don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/windshield-wiper-fluid-and-the-assholes-who-use-it/177689/18 "2003-05-27T03:26:40Z")
Gosh, I hope you don’t drive after a rainstorm. A lot of inconsiderate people might drive through dirty puddles too, and splash your precious car. ---
**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/windshield-wiper-fluid-and-the-assholes-who-use-it/177689/19 "2003-05-27T03:26:59Z")
Anyone ever told you that if _no one_ is on your side, then perhaps _you’re_ the wrong one? ---
**Author:** ![ratzie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@ratzie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratzie)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/windshield-wiper-fluid-and-the-assholes-who-use-it/177689/20 "2003-05-27T03:27:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by macabresoul \* > \*\*So there i am, driving down PCH minding my own business. When this assnozzle in front of me turns on his windshield wiper fluid shit and spews his gunky ass water all over my fucking hood. \*\* Look at the bright side, you weren’t driving a convertible… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/windshield-wiper-fluid-and-the-assholes-who-use-it/177689.md?page=2)