# Winner of the Idiot Teacher Who Likes to Shag Boys Derby **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 29, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383 "2008-04-29T18:58:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383/21 "2008-04-29T22:07:07Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] But did woman? The sexes do necessarily have different strategies for differential reproductive success. So says the theory of [sociobiology,](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sociobiology) at any rate. A man can potentially sire three hundred babies in a year if he has access to that many fertile women. A woman can bear twenty in a lifetime if she pushes it; she doesn’t need 20 men, she needs one who can provide for the family and will stick around. [/QUOTE] I don’t think men have an exclusive hold on being attracted to young physically robust types. Also I suspect that a 14-15 year old boy has certain… \*capacities \*out of scale with what is possible with men her own age. At least I know that my endurance has leveled off. ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383/22 "2008-04-29T22:28:23Z")
I’d do her. And yes, like others who have voiced the same sentiments have found out, that really absolutely means I think it was all fine and she did nothing wrong. Sarcastic Smiley ------\> :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383/23 "2008-04-29T22:34:22Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] … A man can potentially sire three hundred babies in a year if he has access to that many fertile women. … [/QUOTE] 300? I’m pretty sure that, give a fresh babe supply, I could produce twice a day on average, and thrice with adequate hydration. 😛 That seems a very low number for a “potential” to me. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383/24 "2008-04-29T22:38:22Z")
She’s nuts. End of story. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383/25 "2008-04-29T22:53:11Z")
[QUOTE=Boyo Jim] 300? I’m pretty sure that, give a fresh babe supply, I could produce twice a day on average, and thrice with adequate hydration. 😛 That seems a very low number for a “potential” to me. [/QUOTE] I think he was aiming a little low because, even at 3 or 4 different women a day, how many of them would actually get pregnant? ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383/26 "2008-04-29T23:10:59Z")
[QUOTE=Justin\_Bailey] I think he was aiming a little low because, even at 3 or 4 different women a day, how many of them would actually get pregnant? [/QUOTE] I’m going to have to experiment and get back to you on this… ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383/27 "2008-04-29T23:22:52Z")
[QUOTE=Boyo Jim] 300? I’m pretty sure that, give a fresh babe supply, I could produce twice a day on average, and thrice with adequate hydration. 😛 That seems a very low number for a “potential” to me. [/QUOTE] Well, one theory about how Casanova managed to do so many women while siring so few children is that the frequency of his ejaculations kept his sperm count too low to reliably impregnate anybody. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383/28 "2008-04-29T23:28:57Z")
[QUOTE=mswas] Yeah, it is funny how happy she looks. I wish Ms. Berry my 10th grade English teacher would have predated on me. [/QUOTE] You’d be a wasted shell of a man now. with a shit eating grin ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383/29 "2008-04-29T23:42:38Z")
[QUOTE=Lobohan] Also I suspect that a 14-15 year old boy has certain… \*capacities \*out of scale with what is possible with men her own age. [/QUOTE] Including, presumably, her erstwhile boyfriend. Whose truck she borrowed so she could basically go over there and have sex with another guy, all “too young” issues aside. I’d sure like to be a fly on the wall when she explained _that_ to him. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383/30 "2008-04-30T00:14:34Z")
[QUOTE=Duck Duck Goose] Including, presumably, her erstwhile boyfriend. Whose truck she borrowed so she could basically go over there and have sex with another guy, all “too young” issues aside. I’d sure like to be a fly on the wall when she explained _that_ to him. [/QUOTE] For all we know, it’s the sort of story those two use for foreplay. ---
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383/31 "2008-04-30T00:19:20Z")
[QUOTE=Nancarrow] I’d do her. And yes, like others who have voiced the same sentiments have found out, that really absolutely means I think it was all fine and she did nothing wrong. Sarcastic Smiley ------\> :rolleyes: [/QUOTE] Difference being, hitting that now and wishing she nailed you as a 14 year old. ---
**Author:** ![Hippy\_Hollow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hippy_hollow/32/4841_2.png) [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383/32 "2008-04-30T01:09:01Z")
We’ve done this before. If she was a man, if she was less attractive, there’d be brickbats hurled in her direction. Clearly she’s a predator and needs to be held accountable for her actions, as well as kept away from young boys. And she probably needs psychological help, just like a man doing the same thing would. I wonder how long it will be until Chris Hansen does a “To Catch A Predator” show with “hawt” teachers walking into a house to bang a 14 year old (played, of course, by a “Perverted Justice” staffmember in a baseball cap)? ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383/33 "2008-04-30T14:59:29Z")
[QUOTE=Hippy Hollow] I wonder how long it will be until Chris Hansen does a “To Catch A Predator” show with “hawt” teachers walking into a house to bang a 14 year old (played, of course, by a “Perverted Justice” staffmember in a baseball cap)? [/QUOTE] I’d watch that. ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383/34 "2008-04-30T15:21:39Z")
[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip] “Ms. Ragusa, having been found guilty of crimes against evolution…” [/QUOTE] Damn you, VT. It’s harder to have a hate-on for you when you crack me up. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383/35 "2008-04-30T16:10:36Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] A man can potentially sire three hundred babies in a year if he has access to that many fertile women. [/QUOTE] Persian: A thousand nations of the Fertile Empire descend upon you. Our sperm will blot out the sun! Stelios: Then we will fuck in the shade! ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383/36 "2008-04-30T17:07:35Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] For all we know, it’s the sort of story those two use for foreplay. [/QUOTE] Thank you. Now I have to go scrub out my brain. ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383/37 "2008-04-30T18:21:55Z")
[QUOTE=Mosier] Predator is such a strong word. Does special needs mean diminished mental capacity? I thought it meant behavior problems. [/QUOTE] The article did not indicate that the boys were [special-needs students](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_needs), but provided ShibbOleth is correct that they were, Stephanie Ragusa was fucking retarded middle school kids. I think she’s pretty much out of her goddamn mind. I’m not really gonna hold it against her, though. That may be the most fun in bed those guys ever have. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383/38 "2008-04-30T18:26:27Z")
[QUOTE=Enderw24] Persian: A thousand nations of the Fertile Empire descend upon you. Our sperm will blot out the sun! [/QUOTE] I bet even the Japanese would find that level of _bukake_ excessive. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383/39 "2008-04-30T18:30:11Z")
[QUOTE=Flander] If I was 14, I’d do her. [/QUOTE] I’m 41; I’d do her back to front. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383/40 "2008-04-30T18:31:00Z")
[QUOTE=Otto] I bet even the Japanese would find that level of _bukake_ excessive. [/QUOTE] I don’t. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone is trying to arrange it right now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winner-of-the-idiot-teacher-who-likes-to-shag-boys-derby/447383.md?page=3)