# Winnie the Pooh On Crack. Junkie B\*st\*rd! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 28, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winnie-the-pooh-on-crack-junkie-b-st-rd/171682 "2003-04-28T15:25:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winnie-the-pooh-on-crack-junkie-b-st-rd/171682/1 "2003-04-28T15:25:03Z")
[Ghoddam Bears! They all carry knives & sell smack, you know.](http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-lodge-bears,0,1067393.story) Deport the bears! Send 'em back where they came from! ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winnie-the-pooh-on-crack-junkie-b-st-rd/171682/2 "2003-04-28T16:49:58Z")
\*So meet a bear and take him out to lunch with you And even though your friends may stop and stare Just remember that’s a bear there in the bunch with you And they just don’t come no better than a bear \* - Steven Fromholz And they just don’t come no better than a bear … … especially **swampbear**. [sub]I’m gonna get into sooo much trouble for flirting in the Pit[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winnie-the-pooh-on-crack-junkie-b-st-rd/171682/3 "2003-04-28T17:18:01Z")
[More Proof–The Hidden Excerpts From “The House At Pooh Corner”.](http://home.earthlink.net/~patgund/tagline/rz/winniepooh.htm) ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winnie-the-pooh-on-crack-junkie-b-st-rd/171682/4 "2003-04-29T06:10:06Z")
Where do I sign up to pay my bear tax? ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winnie-the-pooh-on-crack-junkie-b-st-rd/171682/5 "2003-04-29T10:21:44Z")
Wow, **Bosda**. You just gave me enough sig lines to last the next 20 years! Anyway, re: the OP, I think it’s cool that the lodge owners seem to be taking an “Oh, well, stuff happens” attitude towards this. A lot of business owners would be screaming for bear blood after witnessing the kind of damage described in the article. The bears ate the floor… :snicker: … ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winnie-the-pooh-on-crack-junkie-b-st-rd/171682/6 "2003-04-29T14:42:42Z")
“Book 'em Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of being an accessory to being a bear.” -Chief Wiggum ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winnie-the-pooh-on-crack-junkie-b-st-rd/171682/7 "2003-04-29T14:47:14Z")
Time for an intervention about this honey habit…