# Winning the thread

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 23, 2009, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winning-the-thread/507401 "2009-08-23T17:30:05Z")\
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**Post date:** [August 23, 2009, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winning-the-thread/507401/4 "2009-08-23T18:29:32Z")

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[Leading Viagra Scientist Dead at 92](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=518662&highlight=viagra)

> [@Leading Viagra Scientist Dead at 92](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leading-viagra-scientist-dead-at-92/497448/7):
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> I wonder what kind of wood his coffin will be made of?

> [@Leading Viagra Scientist Dead at 92](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leading-viagra-scientist-dead-at-92/497448/8):
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> Mourning wood.

> [@Leading Viagra Scientist Dead at 92](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leading-viagra-scientist-dead-at-92/497448/16):
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> Winner!

[Would an Actual Golden Parachute Work?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=491066&highlight=parachute)  
Not a thread winner as it was off topic but the set-up was too perfect.

> [@Would An Actual Golden Parachute Work?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-an-actual-golden-parachute-work/470987/18):
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> I would imagine that the extra weight of gold would lead to much unpleasentness, when you hit the ground and the gold landed on top of you.

> [@Would An Actual Golden Parachute Work?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-an-actual-golden-parachute-work/470987/21):
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> Gold-pressed **Laudenum**.
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> 😃

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