# Winter's a-coming!  Season of Death Mini-Rants

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winters-a-coming-season-of-death-mini-rants/554833>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 18, 2010, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winters-a-coming-season-of-death-mini-rants/554833 "2010-09-18T09:03:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winters-a-coming-season-of-death-mini-rants/554833/41 "2010-09-20T21:46:15Z")

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> [@LurkMeister](#):
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> After several quick trips to the bathroom during the evening, I decided to stop taking the antibiotic until I can talk to the doctor on Monday.

Do you have a nurse line or something you can check with, or can you get your doctor on the phone? Stopping a round of antibiotics part way through is a deeply stupid thing to do. (It greatly contributes to the creation of antibiotic resistance bacteria.)

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winters-a-coming-season-of-death-mini-rants/554833/42 "2010-09-20T23:03:15Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> > [@Mr.Accident](#):
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> > I’ve worked at 2 different places that required us employees to do this. The KFC I worked at, if the phone wasn’t answered within 5 rings, the entire staff on duty would be wrote up by the district manager.
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> > While working at Dollar General, if the phone wasn’t answered within 3 rings, the manager of the store would be wrote up by the district manager.
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> > At both places it didn’t matter if everyone was busy with a customer or not. If you were open, that phone better be answered, no matter what. I don’t know if these places still have this policy or not.
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> See, I don’t get this… why make it a policy, unless the DM is a self-important asswipe who doesn’t want to wait for somebody to answer the DM’s call? It’s not as if KFC or DG takes orders by phone.

If you’re putting on a church social, or having a tour bus come in, it’s a good idea to let KFC or Church’s know that you’re gonna want about 25-50 orders of chicken BEFORE you arrive. For that matter, I’ve called restaurants (fast food as well as better places) to place a “to go” order, to be picked up in 10 or 15 minutes. As for both restaurants and retail stores, I don’t know how many times I’ve called to check to see if they’re going to be open until whenever.

The DM is also perfectly aware that there are a lot of employees who will just let the phone ring when they’re not in the mood to answer it. Now, if the employees are slammed, then the correct thing to say, upon answering the phone, is “I’m ringing someone up right now, I’ll be with you in a second.” And then get back to the person on the phone ASAP.

I’ve been the person calling, I’ve been the person in line, waiting…and I’ve also been the clerk who’s trying to juggle both people. Unless business is so great that the company can hire someone just to answer phones, there’s going to be a conflict.

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winters-a-coming-season-of-death-mini-rants/554833/43 "2010-09-20T23:23:32Z")

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> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#):
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> If you’re putting on a church social, or having a tour bus come in, it’s a good idea to let KFC or Church’s know that you’re gonna want about 25-50 orders of chicken BEFORE you arrive.

Does any KFC manager still fall for this prank?

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winters-a-coming-season-of-death-mini-rants/554833/44 "2010-09-21T00:16:06Z")

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> [@LouisB](#):
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> I’ve forgiven Frito Scoops for trying to kill me not long ago but that’s not my rant. My rant is directed towards me: At least once a month I decide I have to have a Frito Pie and I buy Frito Scoops and I eat the whole damn bag before I make the Frito Pie and I have to buy more and it just goes on and on and I can’t fucking take much more and YOU have to remind me of Frito Pie and I just cant go on.

You should come to Texas sometime in the next five weeks and go to the State Fair of Texas. Why, you ask? Because this year, they will be offering _deep-fried_ Frito Pie.

On a _stick._

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winters-a-coming-season-of-death-mini-rants/554833/45 "2010-09-21T00:56:58Z")

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> [@Chef\_Troy](#):
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> > [@LouisB](#):
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> > I’ve forgiven Frito Scoops for trying to kill me not long ago but that’s not my rant. My rant is directed towards me: At least once a month I decide I have to have a Frito Pie and I buy Frito Scoops and I eat the whole damn bag before I make the Frito Pie and I have to buy more and it just goes on and on and I can’t fucking take much more and YOU have to remind me of Frito Pie and I just cant go on.
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> You should come to Texas sometime in the next five weeks and go to the State Fair of Texas. Why, you ask? Because this year, they will be offering _deep-fried_ Frito Pie.
> 
> On a _stick._

Oh, my good God: Deep Fried Frito Pie on a stick. I might make this my new expletive rather than Christ on a pogo stick. I grew up in Dallas; there were a jillion hole in the wall places downtown that did a booming business with cups of chili and Frito Pie. I think I could live on that stuff if I had the digestion for it. I have to pass on the State Fair but I do wish I could attend just one more time before I’m snuffed.

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winters-a-coming-season-of-death-mini-rants/554833/46 "2010-09-21T02:02:45Z")

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> [@Southern\_Yankee](#):
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> > [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> > Ooh, I’ve got one.
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> > I’ve got a Facebook friend that plays every single god-damn bullshit Facebook game there is. So every day I get multiple “Bob done caught a varmint in Frontierville, and he needs your help!” thingies in my home page. I’ve blocked each one as they come in, and I just counted: 17. I’m sure there are more and I’ll have to block those too eventually.
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> Oh yeah. I don’t give a fuck if someone made the greatest cheeseburger or found a little friggin’ lamb or buttsexed a leprechaun. Seriously people.You’re all supposedly grown-ups.

Oh, I can hang with that stuff. I just block the games as soon as the FB announcement comes up. What kills me is that now, several friends are abandoning the game announcements and just posting “I need 2 more clicks for my mountain goat kthx” or some shit directly in their status field.

FUCK YOU.

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winters-a-coming-season-of-death-mini-rants/554833/47 "2010-09-21T02:06:39Z")

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Well, they got \*your \*goat.

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winters-a-coming-season-of-death-mini-rants/554833/48 "2010-09-21T04:50:36Z")

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You said it. Of course, the main offender is an old friend, and I really do like her, but she’s such a delicate little flower. I’d just come out looking like, well, an ogre…yadda yadda and whatnot.

And shit.

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**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winters-a-coming-season-of-death-mini-rants/554833/49 "2010-09-21T04:57:51Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> Ooh, I’ve got one.
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> I’ve got a Facebook friend that plays every single god-damn bullshit Facebook game there is. So every day I get multiple “Bob done caught a varmint in Frontierville, and he needs your help!” thingies in my home page. I’ve blocked each one as they come in, and I just counted: 17. I’m sure there are more and I’ll have to block those too eventually.

I hate friends that get caught up in the “See this funny video” link, then end up liking it which tricks them into sending a notice to all their friends. This week alone, I’ve seen a link to some teenage girl doing a striptease only to be caught by her dad (I’ve seen the non-FB linked video) about 10 times now. I keep marking it as spam, but it keeps reappearing.

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winters-a-coming-season-of-death-mini-rants/554833/50 "2010-09-21T05:01:18Z")

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> [@AWB](#):
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> > [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> > Ooh, I’ve got one.
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> > I’ve got a Facebook friend that plays every single god-damn bullshit Facebook game there is. So every day I get multiple “Bob done caught a varmint in Frontierville, and he needs your help!” thingies in my home page. I’ve blocked each one as they come in, and I just counted: 17. I’m sure there are more and I’ll have to block those too eventually.
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> I hate friends that get caught up in the “See this funny video” link, then end up liking it which tricks them into sending a notice to all their friends. This week alone, I’ve seen a link to some teenage girl doing a striptease only to be caught by her dad (I’ve seen the non-FB linked video) about 10 times now. I keep marking it as spam, but it keeps reappearing.

I did that once. :smack:

I ended up going through my entire friends list and deleting it individually from every wall I posted it to.

I still got busted by one of 'em.

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winters-a-coming-season-of-death-mini-rants/554833/51 "2010-09-21T05:30:44Z")

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> [@AWB](#):
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> I hate friends that get caught up in the “See this funny video” link, then end up liking it which tricks them into sending a notice to all their friends. This week alone, I’ve seen a link to some teenage girl doing a striptease only to be caught by her dad (I’ve seen the non-FB linked video) about 10 times now. I keep marking it as spam, but it keeps reappearing.

Since we are bitching about facebook, fuck people who like pages that sound interesting, but when you go to that page it requires you to ‘like’ that page before it shares the funny video.

Fuck them and fuck that. I’ll decide if I like it after I see the shit, you douche.

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**Author:** ![dzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dzero)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winters-a-coming-season-of-death-mini-rants/554833/52 "2010-09-21T06:30:37Z")

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Not to be alarmist, but I remember something about these sorts of links being the entry point for viruses and malware (since to use FB you have to allow javascript and probably flash).

It can’t hurt to do a scan with something free like malwarebytes just to be safe.

As to no like - no link - yeah that’s bullshit. I don’t do FB unless I have to and I haven’t had to since the ‘like’ button started popping up everywhere, but I think I get the idea. Fuck 'em - well and truly.

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winters-a-coming-season-of-death-mini-rants/554833/53 "2010-09-21T11:48:27Z")

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> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#):
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> > [@](#):
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> > What with one thing and another, I didn’t get the prescription filled until Friday. I started taking the pills as directed, four a day. Yesterday afternoon, however, one of the possible side effects kicked in: diarrhea. After several quick trips to the bathroom during the evening, I decided to stop taking the antibiotic until I can talk to the doctor on Monday.
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> I start taking a chewable probiotic tablet each time I’m put on antibiotics. I KNOW that the antibiotic is going to kill off my good bacteria, so I might as well start putting more good bacteria in my gut. I rather like the flavor of the tablets, they remind of strawberry milkshake.
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> IANAD, etc.

> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#):
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> Do you have a nurse line or something you can check with, or can you get your doctor on the phone? Stopping a round of antibiotics part way through is a deeply stupid thing to do. (It greatly contributes to the creation of antibiotic resistance bacteria.)

I’ve got an appointment on Wednesday to have the tooth extracted, and the doctor said that since that would remove the infected area I could skip taking the rest of the antibiotics. The fact that I haven’t been having any pain was a good sign. So of course yesterday afternoon I started feeling twinges from it, for the first time in months.

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winters-a-coming-season-of-death-mini-rants/554833/54 "2010-09-21T15:25:43Z")

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Again with some IANAD suggestions, but if the infection is currently contained and the surgery does something to bust it open and release it into your bloodstream, you could get majorly sick. (That’s why you’re generally put on a round of antibiotics beforehand.) I know someone who had something like an infected tooth removed by a dentist who didn’t bother to treat the infection first and ended up in the hospital.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winters-a-coming-season-of-death-mini-rants/554833/55 "2010-09-21T18:16:17Z")

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I’ve finally landed a temp contract, and it’s at a place that has one of my major work peeves - smokers get breaks, non-smokers don’t. I really hate that shit. It’s not legal, but it’s one of those corporate culture things - no one takes a break unless they’re a smoker, and from what I’ve seen, the smokers take about one per hour. I’m only there for one day a week, and I’m torn between just taking my damned breaks, or just not making an issue of it.

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winters-a-coming-season-of-death-mini-rants/554833/56 "2010-09-21T18:31:32Z")

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Take your damned breaks. Or say you’re going for a smoke and go for a walk instead, or to read a book, or to take a nice long dump.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winters-a-coming-season-of-death-mini-rants/554833/57 "2010-09-21T19:25:56Z")

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I think I will take my damned breaks. Time to start fibre-loading!

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winters-a-coming-season-of-death-mini-rants/554833/58 "2010-09-21T19:45:15Z")

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Mmmmmmmmmmmn pooping.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winters-a-coming-season-of-death-mini-rants/554833/59 "2010-09-22T00:45:56Z")

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Pooping is the best!

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/winters-a-coming-season-of-death-mini-rants/554833/60 "2010-09-22T02:00:03Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> Pooping is the best!

It certainly beats the alternative.

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