# Wisconsin Attacks The World, With 1920's Style Cheese Death Rays!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 14, 2004, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wisconsin-attacks-the-world-with-1920s-style-cheese-death-rays/224434 "2004-01-14T19:46:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wisconsin-attacks-the-world-with-1920s-style-cheese-death-rays/224434/21 "2004-02-01T18:56:48Z")

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> [@MsRobyn](#):
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> Actually, laser cheese-cutters are a good idea.
> 
> If the cheese is cut with a laser beam, it means there’s nothing physically touching the cheese that can get cross-contaminated. No cross-contamination means less food poisoning from bad cheese.
> 
> Robin

And if mounted in an Armored Orbiting Space Station, it can devastate whole continents!

BWA-HA-HA-HA!

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wisconsin-attacks-the-world-with-1920s-style-cheese-death-rays/224434/22 "2004-02-02T03:26:09Z")

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I sure wish Bosda was a super-villain. Whole continents devastated by cheese rays? SPECTRE’s Office of Deviousness can’t come up with something like that.

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