After standing out in the open BEATING OFF IN A PUBLIC LIBRARY, now he’s been “publicly humiliated”?
Let’s hope they pixilated it first, where need be.
“In the Dewey Decimal System, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the Librarians who investigate crime and the Janitorial Staff, who clean up afterwards. These are their stories…”
Shhhh-Shhhh!
No C programming. either!
Or L’espresso, an Italian newsmagazine. Think Newsweek, but often featuring nude women on the cover (at least, it did in the 1990’s).
I worked at the library when I was in college, and one of my fellow employees claimed to have once surprised a guy whacking off in one of the old coin-op typewriter rooms to covers of L’espresso. They did seem to end up back there more often than other books and magazines. (Ewww.) This problem is older than the Internet.
Yip, the get-out-of-jail-free card on the cruel-and-unusual-punishment clause.
This is actually one of the more benign examples.
And I hate to say, not so uncommon. Every library I have ever worked at had a few cases a year of people masturbating or having sex with a partner in the library. College libraries that have lockable study rooms are the worst. It’s not because of popular architecture style that the more modern of these feature giant glass doors and windows.
Reminds me of Laura Hall, the British woman who was legally banned from every bar in England.
Now if we could only ban Michele Bachmann from all microphones on earth, that would be impressive.
We should also ban Pauly Shore from all film cameras on earth.
I need to change the library I go to. There’s never any sex going on there.
Pretty sure that second one’s happened.
:: breaks into sweat ::
Oh, there’s sex going on in there. You just haven’t known where and when to look.