# Wish Alphagene a Happy Birthday! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 28, 2000, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-alphagene-a-happy-birthday/16544 "2000-04-28T15:34:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2000, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-alphagene-a-happy-birthday/16544/21 "2000-04-30T07:41:16Z")
Hey Narile! Gimme that paddle! C’mere Lou… :: evil grin :: ---
**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2000, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-alphagene-a-happy-birthday/16544/22 "2000-04-30T07:53:36Z")
Dammit, Dem! First you hit on my boyfriend, now you’re just trying to hit him? Sick, sick, sick. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2000, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-alphagene-a-happy-birthday/16544/23 "2000-04-30T09:25:22Z")
Happy Birthday from a cranky old fart to a ceanky young fart. 25 years old, huh? I was 25 once. A long time ago. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2000, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-alphagene-a-happy-birthday/16544/24 "2000-04-30T09:27:51Z")
Happy Birthday from a cranky old fart to a cranky young fart. 25 years old, huh? I was 25 once. A long time ago. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2000, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-alphagene-a-happy-birthday/16544/25 "2000-04-30T14:29:06Z")
Happy Birthday Alphagrump, err I mean Alphagene. You young whipper snapper you ! Let me see what I can find in my purse for ya ! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2000, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-alphagene-a-happy-birthday/16544/26 "2000-04-30T15:03:30Z")
Happy birthday Alphagene, from another taurean. ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-alphagene-a-happy-birthday/16544/27 "2000-04-30T18:42:30Z")
::: Narile hads Demo the paddle ::: There you go…I’m sure you will enjoy this more than he will, unless he’s kinkier than I thought 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2000, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-alphagene-a-happy-birthday/16544/28 "2000-04-30T23:49:01Z")
He’s really just 25? Wow. So why does he always sound so grumpy and hostile? Especially when us cute fuzzy little MPSIMS cuddly toys happen to wander into the Pit? Judging from his attitude and IRL pics, I would have estimated him at a disgruntled 35, at least. So anyway… let’s just hope Alpha will someday be as old as he looks! [seriously now] Congrats, Alpha. Many more healthy years! [/seriously now] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-alphagene-a-happy-birthday/16544.md?page=1)