# Wish Anthracite Happy Birthday

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 21, 2001, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373 "2001-07-21T23:01:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/41 "2001-07-22T04:05:45Z")

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Happy Birthday!

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**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/42 "2001-07-22T04:17:29Z")

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Hey, a real live _legitimate_ opportunity for me to post a “me, too”!

**Me, too!**

😃

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/43 "2001-07-22T04:25:04Z")

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Feh on all this mushy stuff!

**Anthracite** , I wish you the happiest of birthdays. You are a fearsome warrior in the fight against ignorance and a hero. We are lucky to have you on our side.

Keep fighting ignorance wherever you go, and thank you on behalf of all of us who hope someday to see it eradicated.

Thanks again, happy birthday, and enjoy all that mushy stuff! All the best.

-manhattan

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**Author:** ![Chas.E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e99b99/32.png) [@Chas.E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chas.E)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/44 "2001-07-22T04:40:13Z")

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o-tanjoubi, omedetoo…

I tried to find you a suitable birthday present but I was unable to locate anything except bituminous.

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/45 "2001-07-22T04:53:23Z")

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A very Happy Birthday to you, **Anthracite**! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/46 "2001-07-22T05:18:38Z")

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Happy Birthday, Una!

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/47 "2001-07-22T05:21:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by woodstockbirdybird \*  
> \*\*No. \*\*

{Mod/Admin hat ON}

woodstockbirdybird, the first rule of the Straight Dope Message Board is “Don’t be a jerk.” You were a complete jerk with just that post. DON’T DO IT AGAIN.

Lynn  
(Mod/Admin hat OFF}

To everyone else, I apologize, but I felt that was necessary. Please carry on, and ignore both this post and the post that inspired it.

Lynn

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**Author:** ![Hazel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@Hazel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazel)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/48 "2001-07-22T05:23:09Z")

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Happy Birthday to You!

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/49 "2001-07-22T05:48:53Z")

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A little late perhaps, but best wishes for your next year of life, **Anthracite**.

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/50 "2001-07-22T05:53:00Z")

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Felicissimum dies natalis tibi, o dea carbonis.

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**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/51 "2001-07-22T06:53:56Z")

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…And just think what the celebration is all about; the day where you were covered in blood and mucus, screaming your lungs out.

Hope you have a good one, Happy Birthday!!!  
[sub]…and they say you need Hallmark…pffftt![/sub]

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**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/52 "2001-07-22T09:31:07Z")

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I usually resist, but for once, for the spirit of fossilised carbon, I’ll chime in and say I love reading your stuff, and seeing you get through good times and bad. Best wishes from the antipodes

Redboss

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**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/53 "2001-07-22T10:15:50Z")

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Happy Birthday, **Anthracite**.

Love’s grand, in’t it?

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/54 "2001-07-22T10:17:31Z")

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Happy birthday, **Anthracite**!

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/55 "2001-07-22T10:20:39Z")

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Happy birthday, good friend.

I hope you enjoy many dozen more. Is that a blessing or a curse? Only time will tell. 🙂

–Tim

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/56 "2001-07-22T11:39:45Z")

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And coming in late, as always, is me!

Have the best birthday ever, Una. You deserve it. You’re lucky to have someone as wonderful as **fierra** to share it with. I wish both of you all the happiness in the world.

Happy Birthday!

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/57 "2001-07-22T12:42:01Z")

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As always, best wishes **Anthracite**!

Birthday’s are special (to me anyway). I’m glad to join in the well-wishing!

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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/58 "2001-07-22T13:45:24Z")

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Gratulerar på födelsedagen = Happy birthday.

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**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/59 "2001-07-22T13:53:24Z")

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[sub]isn’t it wonderful to have found your heart’s desire?[/sub]  
Have a great birthday, **Anthracite** and thank you **Fierra** for posting such beautiful thoughts.

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**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/60 "2001-07-22T14:28:16Z")

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Happy Birthday, **Anthracite**! I hope you have a wonderful day. 🙂

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