# Wish Anthracite Happy Birthday **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 21, 2001, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373 "2001-07-21T23:01:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/61 "2001-07-22T14:46:45Z")
**CRAP!!!** WAY late, as always on these kinds of threads…☹ Happy B’Day **Anthracite**!! In keeping with the multi-lingual aspect of some of the previous posts, let’s do it in Korean: _Seng-il chuk-ha habnida! Seng-il chuk-ha habnida! Sarang ha-nun **Anthracite**! Seng-il chuk-ha habnida!_ And the between-friends, joke version: _Way tay-o not nee?_ (Oh, why were you born?[sup]Implies: why were you born to trouble us and the world? Why God? WHY?[/sup] _Way tay-o not nee Pabo **Anthracite** ya!_(Fool **Anthracite**![sup] (I’m not sure this line is correct, but it’s too late to call **Astrogirl** … she went to bed a few hours ago…)[/sup] _Way tay-o not nee?_ Happy whatevereth, **Anth**!!!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Pyrrho12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b2d939/32.png) [@Pyrrho12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyrrho12)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/62 "2001-07-22T15:03:23Z")
Happy birthday **Anthracite**! And another Sang-il Juka Hamnida! I don’t have a present, but what doper doesn’t like some good TMI? So here goes… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tiggeril \* > \*\* > ::stuffs happy fuzzy bunnies down Una’s pants (or skirt, or underwear, or whatever you happen to be wearing):: > \*\* Voice of personal experience: \* Being sniffed on the bum by a bunny while you’re naked is the single most ticklish experience in the whole world.\* ---
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/63 "2001-07-22T15:18:55Z")
Happy birthday, Anth/Una. May _all_ of this coming year be as good as the second bit of the last. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/64 "2001-07-22T15:21:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pyrrho12 \* > \*_Happy birthday **Anthracite**! \* Being sniffed on the bum by a bunny while you’re naked is the single most ticklish experience in the whole world._ \*\* Um… OK, but just HOW do you know that??? **Astroboy** senses a story!🙂 ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/65 "2001-07-22T15:45:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pyrrho12 \* > \*_Voice of personal experience: \* Being sniffed on the bum by a bunny while you’re naked is the single most ticklish experience in the whole world._ \*\* What da? I don’t wanna … Anyhoo- Happy Birthday! All the best! ---
**Author:** ![Pyrrho12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b2d939/32.png) [@Pyrrho12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyrrho12)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/66 "2001-07-22T15:47:23Z")
No real story… I was going for a shower one morning, and as usual I was walking from the bedroom to the bathroom naked. One of my bunnies came over to see me, so I crouched down to scratch her ears and lavish her with praise. While I was doing this, my other rabbit crept up behind me and… um… _greeted me like a dog_. The shock of this happening nearly caused me to fall on the first rabbit. Since then, I have taken great care to safeguard my naughty bits from lagomorphic curiosity. Anyhow, if we were all living in a William Gibson novel, I would’ve uploaded the simsense of this event to [somethingawful.com](http://somethingawful.com)… Okay. I guess I did have a story after all. It’s now Monday morning in the RoK; here’s hoping that you enjoyed your birthday, **Anthracite**. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/67 "2001-07-22T15:57:44Z")
Happy Birthday, **Una**. And I’m not even late for once. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/68 "2001-07-22T16:26:59Z")
Dear Friends, I thank you very much for the continued warm wishes and happiness. Like I mentioned earlier, I will respond to all of you later today (maybe early Monday), when I have time to sit down. Unfortunately, even though it is Sunday and my birthday, I must still work today. ☹ Sincerely, Una PS - for those that missed the rollicking Pit thread, **woodstockbirdybird** has cleared up the whole unfortunate misunderstanding, and with class as well. ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/69 "2001-07-22T16:36:41Z")
------$ ----:)/ x o x o x ----///\\ Extra hats: \* & & \* & \* & \* $ & \* We haven’t been frequenting many of the same threads lately, but I still admire you and wish you well. (Sorry I missed this; I have been out celebrating my own birthday, for two days. I believe today we are getting a cake finally, so I will eat a piece in your honor.) ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/70 "2001-07-22T19:50:57Z")
Many Happy Returns! ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/71 "2001-07-22T20:14:41Z")
😃 ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/72 "2001-07-22T20:20:30Z")
Happy B-day **Anthracite** , hope you feel better soon **Fierra** , sorry you had that bad scare **Anthracite** (by the time I’d read the thread, the situation had been resolved, and I figured you didn’t need an additional posting there to distract you at the time). ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/73 "2001-07-22T21:00:20Z")
Like, happy belated birthday, and stuff. Hope you had a good one. ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/74 "2001-07-22T21:24:42Z")
_Freely, without any coercion, mental reservation or purpose of evasion:_ Happy Birthday Anthracite! Hope it’s one to remember! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/75 "2001-07-23T00:11:41Z")
Happy Birthday, Anthracite. You’re great. ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/76 "2001-07-23T01:42:57Z")
Damn! All the good birthday wishes are all used up and nothing could ever come as close as fierra’s. WOW! I guess you’ll have to settle for my simple Happy Birthday. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![light\_strand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a6a055/32.png) [@light\_strand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/light_strand)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/77 "2001-07-23T02:06:00Z")
Happy Birthday **Anthracite**! And from all of us thanking the gods for the A/C on this 102F degree day, thanks for your never ending quest to supply us with the energy we need, even on your Birthday. Many happy returns power godess. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/78 "2001-07-23T02:14:02Z")
Add my best wishes to all the others. Happy Birthday Anthracite! Abby ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/79 "2001-07-23T04:10:04Z")
Dear Darling Una… Sorry to bring my best wishes to you so late, but **Shayna** and I just got back from the SLO DopeFest. The very best of my love to you, today and EVERY day. You have been such a steadfast and loving friend to me, and I appreciate you very much. I hope your day was magical, and that each day to come is better and better. Happy Birthday!!! All My Love, Cheri Oh, and **Shayna** just leaned over my shoulder and asked me to add her best wishes for a Happy Birthday, too! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373/80 "2001-07-23T04:28:59Z")
:: checks watch :: Yep, _still_ in time here too 😉 Happy Birthday, **Una** , I hope you get everything you wish for, and more … you deserve so much Happiness (though I think it might be spelled f-i-o-n-a in this case 😉 ). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-anthracite-happy-birthday/73373.md?page=5)