# Wish me a happy Birthday!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-me-a-happy-birthday/139259>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 28, 2002, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-me-a-happy-birthday/139259 "2002-11-28T01:14:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-me-a-happy-birthday/139259/1 "2002-11-28T01:14:47Z")

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Yes, I know that everyone’s calendars was marked in red ink that it was my birthday…and some how everyone’s personally hand crafted cards were lost in the postal system. Being the generous, kind soul that I am, I will allow you to wish me e-greetings here…  
You may being.

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-me-a-happy-birthday/139259/2 "2002-11-28T01:34:09Z")

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Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag, **Shirley**.

Loosely translated: “Heartfelt Best Wishes for Your Birthday”, (In German.

May you have many more!

Quasi

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-me-a-happy-birthday/139259/3 "2002-11-28T01:35:25Z")

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Was I **“being”** the first?

:D:D:D:D

Q

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-me-a-happy-birthday/139259/4 "2002-11-28T01:43:36Z")

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HAPPY Birthday! Don’t tell the others, but you’re one of my favorites. My birthday is tomorrow, so maybe I’m biased, but us Turkey Babies are the COOLEST EVER. 🙂 Happy Birthday!

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-me-a-happy-birthday/139259/5 "2002-11-28T01:46:01Z")

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\*\*Quasi \*\* You were my first…whooo baby!

\*\*Swiddles \*\* Us Turkey Babes are the coolest! No wonder I like all the stuff you write too. Our planets are in alignment 🙂

Happy B-day Early!

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-me-a-happy-birthday/139259/6 "2002-11-28T02:11:46Z")

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Happy Biiiirrrrthday to youuuuuu,  
Happy Biiiirrrrthday to youuuuuu.  
Happy Biiiirrrrthday dear **Shirley** and **Swiddles** ,  
Happy Biiiirrrrthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

[sub]Okay, no body said I could carry a tune![/sub]

Best wishes to you both.

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-me-a-happy-birthday/139259/7 "2002-11-28T02:13:36Z")

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**Swiddles** , same goes for you: Many happy returns of the the day (tomorrow:D)!

Quasi

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-me-a-happy-birthday/139259/8 "2002-11-28T02:21:16Z")

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Happy Birthday! You don’t look a day over 20!!

\<----- Actually has no idea how old you are.

Many happy years to come.

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-me-a-happy-birthday/139259/9 "2002-11-28T02:32:09Z")

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Hey, Happy Birthday to both of you. I will sip a little of the Bailey’s to your health!

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-me-a-happy-birthday/139259/10 "2002-11-28T02:32:34Z")

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Wishing you a good day, a good year and a good life.

P.S. Mine is Sunday.

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-me-a-happy-birthday/139259/11 "2002-11-28T06:01:17Z")

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My darling **Shirley** …

May all the lottery tickets you buy win!

May your life be filled with sunshine and roses!

May your children become president…oh, wait a minute, forget that one. See below…

May NONE of your children become president.

May your life be filled with happiness…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Much Love,

Cheri

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-me-a-happy-birthday/139259/12 "2002-11-28T06:13:10Z")

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Happy Birthday Shirley Ujest, and here’s hoping you have many many many more.  
(You too Swiddles !)

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-me-a-happy-birthday/139259/13 "2002-11-28T06:18:37Z")

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((((( **Shirley** )))))

Sorry I didn’t post here before your birthday ended. I hope you had a wonderful birthday, filled with all the love and joy you deserve!

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-me-a-happy-birthday/139259/14 "2002-11-28T06:19:38Z")

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Happy birthday, Shirley.

My Dad turns **70** today.

In other news - I’m old!

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wish-me-a-happy-birthday/139259/15 "2002-11-28T06:48:39Z")

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OK time for your traditional scented oil, deep tissue birthday massage.

…What?
