# Wishing death on someone...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wishing-death-on-someone/160737>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 12, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wishing-death-on-someone/160737 "2003-03-12T04:05:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wishing-death-on-someone/160737/1 "2003-03-12T04:05:00Z")

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This is a no-no, even in the Pit.

HOWEVER, if your personality is so abrasive that you put quite a few people on edge simply at the sight of your userid, do not be surprised when people flame you, seemingly out of nowhere. Being argumentative and taking potshots at people builds up bad message board karma, which WILL come out sooner or later. So before you hit that “report this post” button, make sure that your own behavior is blameless, both in the individual thread and on the message board as a whole.

Lynn  
For the Straight Dope

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wishing-death-on-someone/160737/2 "2003-03-12T04:07:33Z")

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[sub]I really hope she’s not talking about me[/sub]

😉

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wishing-death-on-someone/160737/3 "2003-03-12T04:18:54Z")

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I said “abrasive”, **porcupine** , not “prickly”.

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**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wishing-death-on-someone/160737/4 "2003-03-12T04:19:40Z")

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Thank you. That has been needed to be said for awhile.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wishing-death-on-someone/160737/5 "2003-03-12T07:07:37Z")

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so is what i said in this thread out of line?  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=168698](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=168698)

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wishing-death-on-someone/160737/6 "2003-03-12T08:56:27Z")

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I think something like “I hope those f’ing TRUTH people would get hit by a bus.”

Yours is pretty obvious as a joke.

But what Lynn says counts, not me.

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**Author:** ![malaka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@malaka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malaka)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wishing-death-on-someone/160737/7 "2003-03-12T14:38:58Z")

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Can you wish [The Pain](http://funwavs.com/wavfile.php?quote=1123&view=1) on someone?

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wishing-death-on-someone/160737/8 "2003-03-12T15:22:43Z")

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Do I have to play nice with Saddam?

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**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wishing-death-on-someone/160737/9 "2003-03-12T15:28:24Z")

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Even if they have really bad hair color?

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wishing-death-on-someone/160737/10 "2003-03-12T15:41:49Z")

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Can we still wish for them to, say, be anally raped by, say, a robot from outer space wearing, say, a condom made out of hedgehogs? Because if I can’t still wish that I see no point in remaining on this board.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wishing-death-on-someone/160737/11 "2003-03-12T16:00:20Z")

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I do believe she is refering to my remark aimed at that waste of flesh **Danae**.

“Goddess of Spring”? Like Hell.

Goddess of the Carrion Birds would be better, if her views on war count for anything.

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**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wishing-death-on-someone/160737/12 "2003-03-12T16:36:50Z")

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Not even Osama bin Laden?

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**Author:** ![Drastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Drastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drastic)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wishing-death-on-someone/160737/13 "2003-03-12T16:58:32Z")

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When wishes for anal rape by alien robots wearing hedgehog condoms are outlawed, only outlaws…oh, never mind.

It seems to me that the extent to which “Oh, just die!” are a problem, the problem’s largely self-correcting via the usual pileon-pileon-suicide-by-mod sequence. Encrusting a few too many rules recently.

Why, it’s nearly enough to make me demand my money back!

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wishing-death-on-someone/160737/14 "2003-03-12T17:40:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Lynn Bodoni \*  
> So before you hit that “report this post” button, make sure that your own behavior is blameless

If people hardly even seem to notice you exist, does that count as “blameless”?

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wishing-death-on-someone/160737/15 "2003-03-12T19:12:38Z")

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What if I wish **Derleth** on someone, is that still OK? Because he can be really sarcastic – the intellectually-challenged might soon wish for death, after being subjected to his mockery.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wishing-death-on-someone/160737/16 "2003-03-12T20:24:00Z")

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Conquest, war, famine and **Derleth**. Can you imagine?

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**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wishing-death-on-someone/160737/17 "2003-03-12T20:55:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lieu \*  
> \*\*Conquest, war, famine and **Derleth**. Can you imagine? \*\*

I always thought it was pestilence, not conquest.

Anyway, it’s better than **Derleth** and taxes.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wishing-death-on-someone/160737/18 "2003-03-12T21:01:33Z")

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Okay.

**Danae** , war, famine and Derleth. Can you imagine?

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wishing-death-on-someone/160737/19 "2003-03-12T21:09:41Z")

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Masque of the Red **Derleth**  
**Derleth** Takes a Holiday

Hey, can I wish that someone fall into a persistent vegetative state?

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wishing-death-on-someone/160737/20 "2003-03-12T21:20:20Z")

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Hey, be nice to **carrot**.

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