# Witcher 3

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witcher-3/721761>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 6, 2015, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witcher-3/721761 "2015-06-06T04:12:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Tron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3da27b/32.png) [@Tron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tron)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witcher-3/721761/1 "2015-06-06T04:12:40Z")

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I just can’t get into Witcher 3.  
I can’t play the game for more than a couple hours at a time.  
By contrast, I already have something like 173 hours into Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin.

Yes, W3’s graphics are amazing and the combat is quite visceral but W3 just doesn’t get me hard.  
I know it’s been getting amazing reviews and I’m sure lots of people believe it absolutely deserves a 10 but I just can’t get into it.  
Does anyone else agree with me or am I smoking too much Super Lemon Haze?  
(Yeah, dope is legal in Seattle. But I digress…)

This has nothing to do with anything else but WHY IS ALIYA MUSTAFINA SO HOT!!!

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witcher-3/721761/2 "2015-06-06T05:08:18Z")

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Conan OBrien on the subject:  
[https://search.yahoo.com/search;\_ylt=Aoi7I2geqZS02T3ZSM1WZ1ObvZx4?p=conan+witcher+3&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8&fr=yfp-t-901&fp=1](https://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=Aoi7I2geqZS02T3ZSM1WZ1ObvZx4?p=conan+witcher+3&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8&fr=yfp-t-901&fp=1)

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Johnny\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Angel)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witcher-3/721761/3 "2015-06-06T18:17:47Z")

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I’ve found the game has already provided nearly a hundred hours of obsessive gaming, and I don’t think I’m halfway through it. Unfortunately, the recent announcement of Fallout 4 has led me to believe I need to play Fallout 3 some more, so Ciri will remain in limbo for a bit.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witcher-3/721761/4 "2015-06-06T20:22:09Z")

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I feel the same way. I’m playing it and enjoying it but it definitely hasn’t hooked me like other open world games such as Skyrim, FO3/NV, Dragon Age: Inquisition, etc. No idea why. It’s a good game and obviously well made but it’s just lacking a special something to make me want to spend hours at end with it.
