# With a knicknack Googlewhack...

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-a-knicknack-googlewhack/260674
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 20, 2004, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-a-knicknack-googlewhack/260674 "2004-08-20T05:01:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2004, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-a-knicknack-googlewhack/260674/1 "2004-08-20T05:01:07Z")

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Well I stumbled onto the site by accident, although, if I’m not mistaken, I had heard of it before by Invidious Courgette…

Googlewhacking is the art of finding two words that only bring up one result page (said page not being a word list or dictionary or anything) and the word being a real word. Easier said than done.

But I found one:

pheromonal anthropomorphization

Except now it will be two because I listed at http://www.googlewhack.com.  
Anyone else able to come up with one?

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### Author: ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2004, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-a-knicknack-googlewhack/260674/2 "2004-08-20T05:24:56Z")

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Fixed your link for [Googlewhack.com](http://www.googlewhack.com/).

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### Author: ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2004, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-a-knicknack-googlewhack/260674/3 "2004-08-20T05:41:28Z")

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I just found one too: “angiographic epitrochoid”. Unfortunately, the mouse slipped when I was clicking on the field to enter my location and I submitted by mistake. Craptacular. Well, at least I’m in. 😃

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### Author: ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2004, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-a-knicknack-googlewhack/260674/4 "2004-08-20T15:23:39Z")

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Color me stumped; mine is no longer coming up in _any_ searches.

Wonder where it went?

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### Author: ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2004, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-a-knicknack-googlewhack/260674/5 "2004-08-20T15:25:04Z")

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Never mind; I forgot I had SafeSearch on at work. Although why SafeSearch would block out a RPG Spell index is beyond me. Unless it’s seeing it as occultish or something?

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### Author: ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2004, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-a-knicknack-googlewhack/260674/6 "2004-08-20T18:11:46Z")

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Dang. When I first saw that site last year (and no, that’s _not_ supposed to sound as “I’m cooler than you!” as it does), I came up with one right off the bat: _chlamydia slowpoke_. But it no longer qualifies; there are now like two pages of results.

Stupid blogs!

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### Author: ![peri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/67e7ee/32.png) [@peri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peri)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2004, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-a-knicknack-googlewhack/260674/7 "2004-08-20T19:18:47Z")

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herniated panopticon

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### Author: ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-a-knicknack-googlewhack/260674/8 "2004-08-20T19:38:56Z")

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> [@peri](#):
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> herniated panopticon

Fucking useless keyword hits:

> [@](#):
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> Find HERNIATED PANOPTICON at eBay  
> Looking for HERNIATED PANOPTICON? eBay has great deals on new and used electronics, cars, apparel, collectibles, sporting goods and more. If you can t find it on eBay, it probably doesn t exist.  
> [http://www.eBay.com/](http://www.eBay.com/) - 33k

Do I need one of these? How much should I pay?

Crap. Never mind. eBay doesn’t have it. Oh well. Sounded too good to be true anyway.

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### Author: ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2004, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-a-knicknack-googlewhack/260674/9 "2004-08-20T19:44:41Z")

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I found one - erythrocyte tortellini - that only gives one hit on Google, but when I try it on the Googlewhack page, it says it finds two. What gives?

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### Author: ![Ardrine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee59a6/32.png) [@Ardrine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ardrine)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2004, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-a-knicknack-googlewhack/260674/10 "2004-08-20T20:10:45Z")

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civilist mugs 🙂

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### Author: ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2004, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-a-knicknack-googlewhack/260674/11 "2004-08-20T20:19:29Z")

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> [@Cinnamon Girl](#):
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> Fucking useless keyword hits:
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> Do I need one of these? How much should I pay?
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> Crap. Never mind. eBay doesn’t have it. Oh well. Sounded too good to be true anyway.

You realize you likely have CoolWebSearch spyware on your system if you’re getting those results, right?

**Antigen** , I get two hits as well:

> [@](#):
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> menominee stoicism gasolier  
> … takeover defeatist tortellini MST, xenogamy hew heterotopic brunette … diabolo, journalisation  
> embarkation epiphenomena dodington, erythrocyte potato coincide …  
> virtualize.aw2.biz/windy.html - 15k - Supplemental Result - Cached - Similar pages
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> [PDF] Third National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey (NHANES III …  
> File Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat - View as HTML  
> Page 1. …  
> [www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nhanes/nhanes3/cff-acc.pdf](http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nhanes/nhanes3/cff-acc.pdf) - Similar pages

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### Author: ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2004, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-a-knicknack-googlewhack/260674/12 "2004-08-20T20:30:09Z")

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It took a little more time than I thought – about ten minutes. I present to you:

unparagoned ogre

_\<applause, cheering\>_

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### Author: ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2004, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-a-knicknack-googlewhack/260674/13 "2004-08-20T20:33:04Z")

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strychnine chimichanga

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### Author: ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-a-knicknack-googlewhack/260674/14 "2004-08-20T20:42:58Z")

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> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#):
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> **Antigen** , I get two hits as well:

Ah, see, when I used Google, that first one, the random word list, wasn’t there, just the second one from the CDC. Odd.

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### Author: ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2004, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-a-knicknack-googlewhack/260674/15 "2004-08-20T20:58:19Z")

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congruent chimichanga

insolvent chimichanga

insolence chimichanga

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### Author: ![peri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/67e7ee/32.png) [@peri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peri)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2004, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-a-knicknack-googlewhack/260674/16 "2004-08-20T21:04:54Z")

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**Cinnamon Girl** , as the aforementioned panopticons (-ca?) are on backorder, may I offer you some _callipygous pachyderms_?

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### Author: ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2004, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-a-knicknack-googlewhack/260674/17 "2004-08-20T21:07:26Z")

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You’re making me hungry, in a really twisted way. 😉

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### Author: ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2004, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-a-knicknack-googlewhack/260674/18 "2004-08-20T22:25:57Z")

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I and my **gelid aftermarket** thank you for the link.

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### Author: ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-a-knicknack-googlewhack/260674/19 "2004-08-20T22:33:15Z")

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copasetic tendinitis

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### Author: ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2004, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-a-knicknack-googlewhack/260674/20 "2004-08-20T22:42:13Z")

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I’d just like to point out that Google doesn’t index Googlewhack, so registering shouldn’t invalidate your 'whack. Handy, no?

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