# ...with lesbians! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 7, 2011, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193 "2011-07-07T15:47:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/1 "2011-07-07T15:47:42Z")
So I sat down and watched _Run Lola Run_, which was very good. But apparently there’s an American remake called _And then came Lola_, which is the same movie, but with lesbians. So I put it to you. What other movies could really use a remake with some added lesbians? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/2 "2011-07-07T15:56:18Z")
Are there any movies that \*can’t \*be remade with added lesbians? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/3 "2011-07-07T15:57:23Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Are there any movies that \*can’t \*be remade with added lesbians? Moby Dick? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/4 "2011-07-07T16:01:52Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Moby Dick? All depends on the casting. You do want the right whale for the part. _flees_ ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/5 "2011-07-07T16:10:44Z")
Torchwood? The rare show with way more boy-on-boy than girl-on-girl action. And I’m quite upset about that. -Joe ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/6 "2011-07-07T16:19:00Z")
The Wizard of Oz. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/7 "2011-07-07T16:20:18Z")
not just some added lesbians Bridge on the River Kwai, all those topless lesbians sweating in the heat, whistling and building that bridge. ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/8 "2011-07-07T16:26:14Z")
The Dirty Dozen…mmmmmmmm…the possibilities…the party with the Nazis… Nazi lesbians…I need a moment…whoops! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/9 "2011-07-07T17:02:21Z")
_Bound, Mulholland Drive_ and _Wild Things_ could always use some more, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/10 "2011-07-07T17:05:02Z")
I don’t think it would have made much of a difference to _Castaway_. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/11 "2011-07-07T17:06:32Z")
_“Butch” Cassidy and the Sundance Kid_ ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/12 "2011-07-07T17:25:35Z")
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off? They wouldn’t even need to get a new costume for Ferris… -Joe ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/13 "2011-07-07T17:28:57Z")
This one would be interesting - link to imdb listing for [Me and Him](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093240/), a movie starring Griffin Dunne. > [@](#): > > A man’s enthusiastic penis starts talking to him, getting him into awkward situations and convincing everyone he tells that he’s completely insane. …with lesbians! ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/14 "2011-07-07T17:29:36Z")
**Mary Poppins** : less Dick, more Dyke! ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/15 "2011-07-07T18:32:13Z")
The Lord Of The Rings would work much better with Freida and Sam as a lesbian couple. (Played by Jessica Alba and Megan Fox) ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/16 "2011-07-07T19:28:21Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > **Mary Poppins** : less Dick, more Dyke! Same amount of van? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/17 "2011-07-07T19:43:35Z")
**Seven Brides for Seven Brothers** “Get the snow shovel. I said we’re not spending another winter with just the cow and I mean it.” ---
**Author:** ![mad.casual](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@mad.casual](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mad.casual)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/18 "2011-07-07T21:14:46Z")
> [@Stauderhorse](#): > > What other movies could really use a remake with some added lesbians? Depends on the lesbians. I don’t think I’m alone in wishing that a few less cameras and a few more guns would shoot Ellen Degeneres or Rosie O’ Donnell. I think Brokeback Mountain would’ve been no less than 1000X better with lesbians. But then it wouldn’t have been as notorious as it was. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/19 "2011-07-07T21:19:34Z")
**The Birdcage** would be extremely difficult. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/20 "2011-07-07T21:32:30Z")
_Aliens_: \*\*Soldier: \*\*“What are those aliens _doing_ to each other…oh, _yuck!_” **Ripley, sarcastically:** “What’s the matter? I thought men were all into lesbians?” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193.md?page=2)