# ...with lesbians! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 7, 2011, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193 "2011-07-07T15:47:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/21 "2011-07-07T21:43:23Z")
_The Sound of Music_ How would they solve a problem like Maria? > [@WordMan](#): > > This one would be interesting - link to imdb listing for [Me and Him](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093240/), a movie starring Griffin Dunne. > > …with lesbians! [Chatterbox.](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075830/) > [@](#): > > A young woman who works in a beauty parlor discovers that her vagina can talk, which causes her no end of trouble. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/22 "2011-07-07T21:49:30Z")
Why hasn’t anyone mentioned _300_ yet? ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/23 "2011-07-07T21:55:29Z")
[_Bound_](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bound_%28film%29) – not lesbian enough; should have an all-female cast and involve the Lesbian Mafia. (There is one, right?) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/24 "2011-07-07T22:02:50Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > _Aliens_: > > \*\*Soldier: \*\*“What are those aliens _doing_ to each other…oh, _yuck!_” > > **Ripley, sarcastically:** “What’s the matter? I thought men were all into lesbians?” Shouda been Arcturian lesbians. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/25 "2011-07-07T23:04:38Z")
> [@furryman](#): > > The Lord Of The Rings would work much better with Freida and Sam as a lesbian couple. (Played by Jessica Alba and Megan Fox) I was under the impression those characters _were_ a lesbian couple. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/26 "2011-07-07T23:30:15Z")
_My Dinner With Andre and Some Lesbians_ ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/27 "2011-07-07T23:59:48Z")
Some Like It Hot … with a lesbian band, all the women putting the movies on the heroes, who have to fend them off despite their EVERY inclination … Wonder Woman … with lesbian bondagettes … as was originally the case on Paradise Island in the comics, though never explicitly, of course. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/28 "2011-07-08T00:04:33Z")
_A League of Their Own_. There should have been more lesbians just for accuracy. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/29 "2011-07-08T00:19:21Z")
> [@Evil\_Captor](#): > > …Wonder Woman … with lesbian bondagettes … as was originally the case on Paradise Island in the comics, though never explicitly, of course. So you think!: [Making sure you're not a bot!](http://www.bondagerotica.com/articles/wonderwoman/wonderwomanmain.html) ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/30 "2011-07-08T02:21:15Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > So you think!: [Making sure you're not a bot!](http://www.bondagerotica.com/articles/wonderwoman/wonderwomanmain.html) Well I can’t argue with that … since I’m Pat Powers. o.0 ---
**Author:** ![Arkcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Arkcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arkcon)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/31 "2011-07-08T11:05:41Z")
I’m stealing this from a meme I saw on Fark, but: _ **Brokeback Mountain 2, The Fur Traders:** _ starring Halle Berry and Jessica Alba , a massive critical and box office success. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/32 "2011-07-08T12:34:44Z")
> [@furryman](#): > > The Lord Of The Rings would work much better with Freida and Sam as a lesbian couple. (Played by Jessica Alba and Megan Fox) Look up “Lord of the G-String: Femaleship of the String”. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/33 "2011-07-08T13:54:16Z")
Gone With The Wind II: Scarlett & Belle Watling say to hell with Rhett and become a lesbian couple. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/34 "2011-07-08T14:48:27Z")
The Smurfs:No Blue Balls ---
**Author:** ![phreesh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@phreesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phreesh)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/35 "2011-07-08T15:01:17Z")
Slight hijack: One of my favorite random David Letterman moments occurred years ago when he had Howard Stern on. They were talking about success in media and Stern stopped the conversation in mid-sentence and asks Dave, “Dave, what do I always tell you about how to succeed in media?” Dave paused to think for a second and then you see the answer come to him. He bows his head just a little bit in shame as he quietly replies, “Lesbians.” Stern raises his hands up and the crowd goes nuts. Gold. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/36 "2011-07-08T15:07:47Z")
> [@furryman](#): > > The Lord Of The Rings would work much better with Freida and Sam as a lesbian couple. (Played by Jessica Alba and Megan Fox) ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE!! > **[The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (Video 2003) ⭐ 3.7 |...](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0323108/)** > > 1h 30m | R 😃 ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/37 "2011-07-08T15:10:24Z")
I just gotta say that this thread title is a sequential thread goldmine. Right now, when I click on new posts, I get: Help me pick out financial software…with lesbians! Pure Gold. ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/38 "2011-07-08T15:15:52Z")
The Hangover series. It’s the ultimate guy movie. Can’t be made without a cast of dudes. ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/39 "2011-07-08T15:28:52Z")
> [@Sr\_Siete](#): > > The Hangover series. > > It’s the ultimate guy movie. Can’t be made without a cast of dudes. You don’t know enough lesbians. \*The Hangover \*would totally fit. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/40 "2011-07-08T16:19:27Z")
> [@42fish](#): > > Same amount of van? Yeah, but less filling. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193.md?page=3)