# ...with lesbians!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 7, 2011, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193 "2011-07-07T15:47:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ura-Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/51bf81/32.png) [@Ura-Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ura-Maru)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/41 "2011-07-08T18:16:33Z")

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> [@brewha](#):
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> I just gotta say that this thread title is a sequential thread goldmine. Right now, when I click on new posts, I get:
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> Help me pick out financial software…with lesbians!
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> Pure Gold.

Where should I start with Futurama . . . with lesbians!

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/42 "2011-07-08T18:32:40Z")

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Rizzoli and Isles…oh, wait…nevermind.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/43 "2011-07-08T20:08:03Z")

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> [@Ura-Maru](#):
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> Where should I start with Futurama . . . with lesbians!

Well there is a site called:

[futurama-porn.net](http://futurama-porn.net)

A Google search also works.

I did not know Bender had tentacles. Well, so many of them.

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**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/44 "2011-07-08T20:14:51Z")

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Top gun…with lesbians!

the good the bad and the (hollywood)ugly…with lesbians

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**Author:** ![bleach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bleach/32/3106_2.png) [@bleach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bleach)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/45 "2011-07-08T20:53:00Z")

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\*The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, Her Lover, and Lesbians

Four Weddings and a Funeral and Lesbians

Being John Malkovich and Lesbians\*

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/46 "2011-07-08T21:01:27Z")

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> [@kunilou](#):
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> _The Sound of Music_
> 
> How would they solve a problem like Maria?

Mother Superior would spend a lot more time calling her a cunt face.  
(It’s a [joke.](http://www.myspace.com/video/ms-pat/caroline-rhea-what-is-it-you-can-39-t-face/2629406)).

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/47 "2011-07-08T21:04:45Z")

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_No Country for Old Lesbians  
My Dinner with Andre … and Lesbians  
Jurassic Park With Lesbians  
Enter the Dragon With Lesbians  
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes With Lesbians  
My Lesbian Girlfriend_

fun game!

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/48 "2011-07-08T21:11:05Z")

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_The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford and Some Lesbians_

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**Author:** ![Ura-Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/51bf81/32.png) [@Ura-Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ura-Maru)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/49 "2011-07-08T21:12:59Z")

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> [@Evil\_Captor](#):
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> Jurassic Park With Lesbians

The dinosaurs in Jurassic park were lesbians. Or at least that was a popular meme at the time.

–  
Course, they weren’t shown sympathetically, but there’s sort of a blacksploitation-esqe appeal.

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/50 "2011-07-08T21:17:28Z")

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> [@Stauderhorse](#):
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> So I sat down and watched _Run Lola Run_, which was very good. But apparently there’s an American remake called _And then came Lola_, which is the same movie, but with lesbians. So I put it to you. What other movies could really use a remake with some added lesbians?

Are you implying _Run Lola Run_ could be better? I thought it was perfect as is.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/51 "2011-07-08T21:30:57Z")

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_Sex, Lies, and Videotape and Lesbians  
Bonnie and Clyde and Lesbians  
Around the World in 80 Days with Lesbians  
The Longest Day with Lesbians_

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/52 "2011-07-08T21:59:43Z")

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_Gone With The Lesbians  
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, The Lover and About Lebenty Jillion Lesbians  
How to Succeed … with Lesbians … Without Really Trying_

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/53 "2011-07-08T22:31:31Z")

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_Jason and the Argonauts and the Lesbians_  
…which wins the award for “most seriously misleading movie title ever.” 😃 Ray Harryhausen at his finest, though.

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**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/54 "2011-07-09T01:36:42Z")

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Stacy Pilgrim Vs. The Lesbians

Bring It On… With Lesbians! (Thread closed?:D)

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**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/55 "2011-07-09T01:40:24Z")

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> [@Ranchoth](#):
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> _Jason and the Argonauts and the Lesbians_  
> …which wins the award for “most seriously misleading movie title ever.” 😃 Ray Harryhausen at his finest, though.

Took me a second, but I get it!😛

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**Author:** ![Rodgers01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b19c9b/32.png) [@Rodgers01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodgers01)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/56 "2011-07-09T02:08:12Z")

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> [@Merijeek](#):
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> Ferris Bueller’s Day Off? They wouldn’t even need to get a new costume for Ferris…
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> -Joe

God help me, that made me lol… 😛

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**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/57 "2011-07-09T07:23:42Z")

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The musical episode of Buffy: Once More, With Lesbians!  
Wait, there were already lesbians in that one. No wonder I loved it! 😃

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/58 "2011-07-09T12:14:42Z")

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> [@Rhythmdvl](#):
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> I don’t think it would have made much of a difference to _Castaway_.

If Tom Hanks had a bunch of frisky lesbians on the island, why would he even TRY to escape back to Helen Hunt?

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/59 "2011-07-09T16:19:27Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> Are there any movies that \*can’t \*be remade with added lesbians?

I don’t know; _The Old Man and the Sea_ could go either way.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/60 "2011-07-09T17:27:36Z")

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I don’t think that [Bad Girls](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109198/combined) would have been _better_ with more lesbians, but I imagine it would have sold more tickets.

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