# ...with lesbians! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 7, 2011, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193 "2011-07-07T15:47:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/61 "2011-07-09T18:33:30Z")
> [@bleach](#): > > \*The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, Her Lover, and Lesbians > > Four Weddings and a Funeral and Lesbians > > Being John Malkovich and Lesbians\* Being Lesbo Lesbovich Just the thought of how they’d do that whole portal thing in a lesbian movie is mind boggling. “Dive Right in!” “Thanks!” ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/62 "2011-07-10T02:05:44Z")
Thread-search-by-userpost-results Moment of Zen: [“Bachmann announces she’s running”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=612328) “…with lesbians!” ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/63 "2011-07-10T02:06:45Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > If Tom Hanks had a bunch of frisky lesbians on the island, why would he even TRY to escape back to Helen Hunt? Because she’s not a lesbian? ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/64 "2011-07-10T02:17:12Z")
Considering the makeup of the _very_ large lesbian community where I live, there would be no problem casting remakes of … - North Dallas Forty - Any Given Sunday - The Longest Yard - 300 - Fight Club Yeah, this place is a butch mecca. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/65 "2011-07-10T04:18:37Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > Considering the makeup of the _very_ large lesbian community where I live, there would be no problem casting remakes of … > > - North Dallas Forty > - Any Given Sunday > - The Longest Yard > - 300 > - Fight Club > > Yeah, this place is a butch mecca. [_Brian’s Song, With Lesbians_](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy-cry_film)? ---
**Author:** ![alexandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@alexandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alexandra)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/66 "2011-07-10T13:13:29Z")
Have the people who named being john malkovich actually watched the film? ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/67 "2011-07-10T13:27:48Z")
> [@alexandra](#): > > Have the people who named being john malkovich actually watched the film? Yeah, I was just about to post that _Being John Malkovich_ is already _Being John Malkovich…With Lesbians!_ ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/68 "2011-07-15T14:52:51Z")
**Pinocchio**. Lying bitch! Oooooh! I’ll let your imaginations work on it. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/69 "2011-07-15T17:34:36Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > All depends on the casting. You do want the right whale for the part. > > _flees_ Rosie O’Donnell FTW ---
**Author:** ![kushiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbce88/32.png) [@kushiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kushiel)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/70 "2011-07-15T19:32:58Z")
_300…with lesbians_ But only if they were the snoo snoo tribe chicks from Futurama. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/71 "2011-07-15T20:49:46Z")
On the Waterfront…with Lesbians Singin’ in the Rain…with Lesbians It’s a Wonderful Life…with Lesbians It Happened One Night…with Lesbians The Best Years of Our Lives…with Lesbians From Here to Eternity…with Lesbians Close Encounters of the Third Kind…with Lesbians An American in Paris…with Lesbians Dances with Lesbians The Apartment…with Lesbians Guess Whose Coming to Dinner…with Lesbians Snow White and the Seven Lesbians With my sincere apologies to the _American Film Institute_. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/72 "2011-07-15T21:53:24Z")
The Little Lesbian Mermaid The Fox and the Hound (furry lesbians) Psycho (just put two girls in that shower) Sense and Sensibility (hey, it’s chick flick, make it a chicks flick) ---
**Author:** ![kushiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbce88/32.png) [@kushiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kushiel)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/73 "2011-07-15T21:57:36Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Sense and Sensibility (hey, it’s chick flick, make it a chicks flick) I’m not sure if this means incest, or getting it on with Darcy’s sister. ---
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/74 "2011-07-15T22:03:03Z")
> [@phreesh](#): > > Slight hijack: > > One of my favorite random David Letterman moments occurred years ago when he had Howard Stern on. > > They were talking about success in media and Stern stopped the conversation in mid-sentence and asks Dave, “Dave, what do I always tell you about how to succeed in media?” > > Dave paused to think for a second and then you see the answer come to him. He bows his head just a little bit in shame as he quietly replies, “Lesbians.” > > Stern raises his hands up and the crowd goes nuts. > > Gold. Gold??? NAY, say I! ☹ TRIPLE PLATINUM!!! 😃 Bare, minimum! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/75 "2011-07-15T22:06:07Z")
Winnie the Poontang (with Christopher Robin, as the "gay friend!) ---
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/76 "2011-07-15T22:12:51Z")
Saving Private Ryan with Lesbians? ---
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/77 "2011-07-15T22:15:44Z")
The Shawshank Redemption with Lesbians 😃 (too gratuitous/predictable?) ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/78 "2011-07-15T22:28:22Z")
> [@JBDivmstr](#): > > The Shawshank Redemption with Lesbians 😃 > (too gratuitous/predictable?) The full title should be _The Shawshank Redemption with Lesbians and Firehoses and Muddy Yard-Riots._ ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/79 "2011-07-15T23:54:02Z")
Dr Strangelove, or how I learned to quit worrying and love some lesbians. ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2011, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lesbians/588193/80 "2011-07-16T00:14:09Z")
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