# With Lockdown, How Can I Spend My $1,200?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lockdown-how-can-i-spend-my-1-200/853175>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 5, 2020, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lockdown-how-can-i-spend-my-1-200/853175 "2020-05-05T12:49:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![MortSahlFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@MortSahlFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MortSahlFan)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lockdown-how-can-i-spend-my-1-200/853175/21 "2020-05-06T12:45:26Z")

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> [@Voyager](#):
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> I just realized that this is the one time that hookers and blow is not the answer.  
> How’s your toilet paper supply? And you can donate it all to the Biden campaign.

Good on toilet paper… As for Biden - I can’t… I’m a leftie.

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**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lockdown-how-can-i-spend-my-1-200/853175/22 "2020-05-06T16:33:29Z")

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If I were to get one, I would endorse it to Biden for president and send it to his campaign.

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**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lockdown-how-can-i-spend-my-1-200/853175/23 "2020-05-06T17:09:33Z")

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> [@MortSahlFan](#):
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> I told myself I would use it on fun, which I need… My car isn’t working, I don’t have uber, etc., and with so much closed down, I’m wondering what I can do. I’m planning life as if its all going to come crashing in a month, illness or whatever.
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> Anyone have serious ideas?

You know what’s fun? Having a _fun_ctional car. Having a\* fun\*ctional computer. Planning to _fun_ction beyond the next month.

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**Author:** ![MortSahlFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@MortSahlFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MortSahlFan)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lockdown-how-can-i-spend-my-1-200/853175/24 "2020-05-06T19:35:15Z")

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> [@nelliebly](#):
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> You know what’s fun? Having a _fun_ctional car. Having a\* fun\*ctional computer. Planning to _fun_ction beyond the next month.

Well, obviously it isn’t if I’d preface this post with that.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/with-lockdown-how-can-i-spend-my-1-200/853175/25 "2020-05-06T20:21:07Z")

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> [@kitap](#):
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> I preordered both a \*\*Dr Fauci bobble head \*\*.

I thought you were joking but…

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