# Within this thread, we rhyme instead **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/within-this-thread-we-rhyme-instead/186311 "2003-07-04T23:31:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/within-this-thread-we-rhyme-instead/186311/101 "2003-07-11T00:38:02Z")
Page three he says and thinks of boobies, what is it with these perverted newbies? ---
**Author:** ![macabresoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@macabresoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/macabresoul)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/within-this-thread-we-rhyme-instead/186311/102 "2003-07-11T03:45:25Z")
well get ready Mellenkra and watch me deploy sexy ass rhymes known to screw with the weather Good thing page 3 isn’t a page of playboy Or page 2 and page 3 would be stuck together ---
**Author:** ![macabresoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@macabresoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/macabresoul)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/within-this-thread-we-rhyme-instead/186311/103 "2003-07-11T03:51:59Z")
By the way, Dawne’s rhyme kicked butt! I now give her permission to strut Now i’ll end the next line with a Dawnesque rhyme no wait, no i won’t… huh what 3 x 3 = 9 ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/within-this-thread-we-rhyme-instead/186311/104 "2003-07-11T03:57:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by macabresoul \* > \*\* > Good thing page 3 isn’t a page of playboy > Or page 2 and page 3 would be stuck together \*\* Quite a load such pages would deserve If they weren’t ads for liquor and cologne, you perv. ---
**Author:** ![macabresoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@macabresoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/macabresoul)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/within-this-thread-we-rhyme-instead/186311/105 "2003-07-11T04:34:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Joe K \* > \*\*Quite a load such pages would deserve > If they weren’t ads for liquor and cologne, you perv. \*\* no no no I think you misunderstand I detest any liquor or cologne particles all those pictures are really quite bland I really just read playboy for the articles ---
**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/within-this-thread-we-rhyme-instead/186311/106 "2003-07-12T20:09:33Z")
Soon the OPer, a fresh faced doper, will fly across the sea. Soon he will land, with sausage in hand, for my wifey and me. Lest you think me, as perverted as he, The sausage I speak of is made by Galtee, to be washed down at breakfast with gallons of tea! ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/within-this-thread-we-rhyme-instead/186311/107 "2003-07-13T05:16:31Z")
I’d try to rhyme, reason, and such, but know I ain’t getting anywhere much. I’ll get critized by dopers, is that clever? Heck, nopers. but give me some leeway, I’m Dutch ---
**Author:** ![macabresoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@macabresoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/macabresoul)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/within-this-thread-we-rhyme-instead/186311/108 "2003-07-13T08:10:01Z")
Gum, to fix your poem you would need a wrench and a bar of soap to cover that stench but i’ll let you stay it’s cool either way cuz’ at least your rhyming ass ain’t french ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/within-this-thread-we-rhyme-instead/186311/109 "2003-07-13T14:03:34Z")
I’d like to thank **macabresoul** for helping me to reach my goal for not using **gum** which rhymes with _ummm_ I’m very happy, as a whole. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/within-this-thread-we-rhyme-instead/186311.md?page=5)