# Without any pants on **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 21, 1999, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-any-pants-on/11494 "1999-11-21T09:41:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-any-pants-on/11494/1 "1999-11-21T09:41:00Z")
We had a right bit of fun in chat last night playing “without any pants on,” but alas, it was lost to the ages. So for old time’s sake, I officially start up a fresh thread of the game. Simply add the phrase “…without any pants on.” to the end of a song title and the hijix ensue! Here are a couple to get you started: “Love will keep us together without any pants on” “Send in the clowns without any pants on” “Falling in love again without any pants on” Go to it! ---
**Author:** ![Cabbage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Cabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabbage)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-any-pants-on/11494/2 "1999-11-21T11:01:00Z")
“What Have You Done For Me Lately Without any Pants On?” “Smells Like Teen Spirit Without any Pants On” ---
**Author:** ![funneefarmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-any-pants-on/11494/3 "1999-11-21T11:04:00Z")
Knock Down Walls Without Any Pants On ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-any-pants-on/11494/4 "1999-11-21T12:33:00Z")
Due to the prodding and poking by way of cattle prod from Pricciar and Valerie Blaise \, I am posting the songs that we came up with on the chat. This is a long list, but read it, so you dont come up with stuff we already did. Note: Y’all better enjoy this. I went through 460 pages (On Word no less) of my MIRC log to get this list, and cut it down to 6 pages, as well as editing out the unrelated parts! I also took out certain incriminating parts, _ahem, Satan_ :).The original \<\> were changed to Asterisks to keep the board from thinking it was jacked up code (Thank god for the replace function in word!). I also didnt take out a few duplicates, so if you see them, disregard it. It’s too much to edit. _VogueVixn_ or take a song title and add “without any pants on” _Doobieous_ How Can We Be Wrong Without Any Pants On - Trinere _pricciar_ We Are The World Without any pants on. _VogueVixn_ “walkin’ after midnight” (without any pants on) _Satan_ Time After Time w/out any pants on _Doobieous_ Come Into My Arms Without Any Pants On _VBlaise_ If I could turn back time w/o any pants on _BigLouie_ Livin la vida loca without any pants on _Satan_ I love you without any pants on _Doobieous_ Show Me Without Any Pants On _Alphagene_ Safety dance without any pants on _BigLouie_ thriller without any pants on _pricciar_ Wake me up before you go go Without any pants on. _VBlaise_ Bitch w/o any pants on _BigLouie_ beat it without any pants on _Falcon_ Sweet Dreams are Made of This without any pants on _Doobieous_ You Know You Want It Without Any Pants On _Satan_ Whole Lotta Rosie Without My Pants On _BigLouie_ Come on Ellein without any pants on _VogueVixn_ I want it that way without any pants on _Alphagene_ Nobody loves me without any pants on _VBlaise_ Alone without any pants on _BigLouie_ Can’t Touch This without any pants on _pricciar_ dont kiss and dont tell without any pants on? _Doobieous_ I Go Crazy Without Any Pants On _VBlaise_ Big Balls without any pants on _Alphagene_ Monkey wrench without any pants on _VogueVixn_ From this moment witout any pants on _Satan_ Enter Sandman Without Any Pants On _Falcon_ Unforgiven Without Any Pants On _VogueVixn_ Sailing, without any pants on _VBlaise_ I Touch Myself w/o any pants on _Alphagene_ One without any pants on _pricciar_ Come Sail Away Without any pants on. _Satan_ Run To You Without Any Pants On _BigLouie_ Louie Louie without any pants on _Doobieous_ Freak It Without Any Pants On _pricciar_ Eat it w/o any pants on. _Doobieous_ Booty Time Without Any Pants On _VogueVixn_ Muskrat love without any pants on _Satan_ Cherish Without Any Pants On _pricciar_ amazing grace w/o any pants on _Alphagene_ Brandenburg Concerto #3 n D Major without any pants on _VogueVixn_ Love will keep us together, without any pants on _VBlaise_ My Own Worst Enemy w/o any pants on _pricciar_ Silent Night w/o any pants on _Doobieous_ You’re the One Without Any Pants On _Satan_ Turn The Page Without Any Pants On _Doobieous_ It’s Automatic Without Any Pants On _BigLouie_ Amazin’ without any pants on _pricciar_ Jingle Bells w/o any pants on _VBlaise_ Crying w/o any pants on _Alphagene_ Electric slide without any pants on (ouch) _BigLouie_ Eat the Rich without any pants on _Doobieous_ Silent Night Without Any Pants On _VBlaise_ Loser W/O any pants on _VogueVixn_ On Bluberry hill without any pants on _pricciar_ Here comes santa clause w/o any pants on _Alphagene_ Whats going on without any pants on _Doobieous_ Sally That Girl Without Any Pants On _AuraSeer_ I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus without any pants on _BigLouie_ Push it without any pants on _Satan_ Turbo Lover Without Any Pants On _pricciar_ I am enjoying sullying christmas carols. _Doobieous_ Doesnt work -\* Salve Regina Without Any Pants On _VogueVixn_ Radar love without any pants on _Alphagene_ Dreidel dreidel dreidel without any pants on _VBlaise_ Deck the halls w/o any pants on? _Satan_ Brown-Eyed Girl Without Any Pants On _VogueVixn_ West end girls without any pants on’ _VBlaise_ American Girl without any pants on _Alphagene_ With or without you without any pants on _AuraSeer_ I Am without any pants on _Doobieous_ You Don’t Have To Worry Without Any Pants On _BigLouie_ Stayin’ Alive without any pants on _pricciar_ It came upon a midnight clear w/o any pants on _AuraSeer_ Black dog without any pants on _BigLouie_ I will survive without any pants on _VogueVixn_ That’s the way I like it, without any pants on _AuraSeer_ Goin’ to California without any pants on _Satan_ Help Without Any Pants On _Doobieous_ Boy I’ve Been Told Without Any Pants On _Alphagene_ 867-5309 without any pants on _VBlaise_ I got you under my skin w/o any pants on _Doobieous_ Always And Forever Without Any Pants On _VogueVixn_ cocktails for two without any pants on _pricciar_ Rubber ducky w/o any pants on _Doobieous_ Silly Without Any Pants On _Satan_ Gimme Three Steps Without Any Pants On _VBlaise_ Just You and I w/o any pants on _Alphagene_ One bitten without any pants on _pricciar_ Its not easy being green w/o any pants on _Satan_ Twice Shy Without Any Pants On _Satan_ Paperback Writer Without Any Pants On _Doobieous_ White Horse Without Any Pants On - Laid Back _VogueVixn_ within you and without you without any pants on _Alphagene_ Sgt. Pepper’s lonely heart clubs band without any pants on _VBlaise_ The Boys are Back in town, w/o any pants on _VogueVixn_ all right! _Alphagene_ Let’s hear it for the boy without any pants on _VogueVixn_ Everybody’s workin for the weekend without any pants on _Satan_ Helpless Without Any Pants On _VogueVixn_ How will I know without any pants on? _Alphagene_ I don;t wanna work, I wanna bang on the drum all day without any pants on _Doobieous_ Let The Music Play Without Any Pants On _Satan_ I Am So Into You Without Any Pants On _VogueVixn_ Take on me without any pants on _pricciar_ Might as well jump w/.o any pants on _Alphagene_ Dancing on the ceiling without any pants on _VBlaise_ Talk dirty to me w/o any pants on _Satan_ I Want You Without Any Pants On _VogueVixn_ the girl is mine without any pants on _Alphagene_ 99 Luft balloons without any pants on _VBlaise_ I want You to Want ME w/o any pants on _Satan_ Doob - Really? Well… _VBlaise_ surrender w/o any pants on _Alphagene_ I didnt mean to turn you on without any pants on _VogueVixn_ All shook up without any pnats on _Alphagene_ simply irresistable without any pants on _VBlaise_ You’ve Got Another Thing Coming w/o Any Pants On _Satan_ To Hell and Back Without Any Pants On _Doobieous_ Dancing On the Fire without any pants on _Doobieous_ Counting The Days Without Any Pants On _VogueVixn_ Ring of fire without any pants on (ouch!) _Alphagene_ The boots are made for walking without any pants on _Satan_ I Walk The Line Without Any Pants On _BigLouie_ Black Hole Sun without any pants on _Doobieous_ Sending All My Love Without Any Pants On _Alphagene_ I want candy without any pants on _Satan_ Spoonman Without Any Pants On _CanadaSue_ Dont go Breakin My Heart Without Any Pants On _VBlaise_ Jesus Christ Pose w/o any pants on _Satan_ Love Gun Without Any Pants On _VogueVixn_ don’t let the sun go down on me without any pants on _VBlaise_ Beth w/o any pants on _Satan_ Orgasm Addict Without Any Pants On _Doobieous_ Catch me I’m Falling Without Any Pants On _VogueVixn_ Hakuna Matata w/o any pants on _pricciar_ My name is luca w/o pants on _BigLouie_ Jessie’s Girl without any pants on _VBlaise_ Just a Gigolo w/o any pants on _Doobieous_ Love You Down Without Any Pants On _Alphagene_ Under the sea without any pants on _VogueVixn_ the colors ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-any-pants-on/11494/5 "1999-11-21T12:35:00Z")
Ironing my shirts without any pants on (no I haven’t heard of drycleaning) ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-any-pants-on/11494/6 "1999-11-21T12:39:00Z")
Inna-gadda-de-vita w/o any pants on. ::scratches head:: I don’t get this. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-any-pants-on/11494/7 "1999-11-21T15:57:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Paperback Writer Without Any Pants On Satan, remember how I was telling you about my dream job? I think I changed my mind. ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-any-pants-on/11494/8 "1999-11-21T16:11:00Z")
Good Lord, you guys spent a Saturday night doing THIS?! Almost makes my social life look exciting by comparison… ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-any-pants-on/11494/9 "1999-11-21T16:24:00Z")
Why don’t we do it in the Road…without any pants on! * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-any-pants-on/11494/10 "1999-11-21T16:54:00Z")
Rollin’ & Tumblin’ without any pants on Let the Good Times Roll without any pants on Jessica without any pants on Leyla without any pants on Let it Rain without any pants on In the Presence of the Lord without any pants on I Shot the Sheriff without any pants on I Feel Free without any pants on I Can’t Stand It without any pants on Let It Grow without any pants on Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door without any pants on Promises without any pants on (my my, Clapton lends himself to this game quite well, I must say.) ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-any-pants-on/11494/11 "1999-11-21T17:12:00Z")
Walk like an Egyptian without any pants on ---
**Author:** ![stmc62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@stmc62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stmc62)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-any-pants-on/11494/12 "1999-11-21T17:14:00Z")
Killing me softly without any pants on. * * * Libby’s Mom Sandra ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-any-pants-on/11494/13 "1999-11-21T17:26:00Z")
You Won’t See Me without any pants on. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-any-pants-on/11494/14 "1999-11-21T17:36:00Z")
\He Fights The Never-Ending Battle For Truth, Justice , And The American Way Without Any Pants On!\ * * * Is an appreciation of beauty a function of the human soul? ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 1999, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-any-pants-on/11494/15 "1999-11-22T06:29:00Z")
That list was just too long to read, if I duplicate pleas forgive me, or not, as you wish. Ironman w/o any pants on Feel like makin love w/o any pants on Shameless w/o any pants on Ain’t goin down till the sun comes up w/o any pants on Baby, I’ma want you w/o any pants on Julie, Julie do you love me w/o any pants on You ain’t woman enough (to take my man ) w/o any pants on Knights in white satin w/o any pants on Baby I’m yours w/o any pants on Maggie May w/o any pants on Call me w/o any pants on When I need you w/o any pants on Danny Boy w/o any pants on Chatahoochie w/o any pants on How do you sleep at night w/o any pants on When you were mine w/o any pants on Rodeo w/o any pants on Thats the way love goes w/o any pants on Lone Star beer and Bob Wills music w/o any pants on All the young girls love Alice w/o any pants on The lion sleeps tonight w/o any pants on I guess that’s more than enough. * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine (Thomas A. Edison) ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-any-pants-on/11494/16 "1999-11-21T20:12:00Z")
I can’t believe we missed: “Great Balls of Fire Without Any Pants On” (Whoo-hoo!) ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-any-pants-on/11494/17 "1999-11-21T20:19:00Z")
Under the Boardwalk w/o any pants on Leaving On a Jet Plane w/o any pants on Love Peace and Grease w/o any pants on Storms In Africa w/o any pants on Paint the Sky and Stars w/o any pants on ## Hey Im actually more awake to play this now… I am me… accept it or not. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-any-pants-on/11494/18 "1999-11-21T20:28:00Z")
How about, A boy named Sue w/o any pants on . * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine (Thomas A. Edison) ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-any-pants-on/11494/19 "1999-11-21T20:46:00Z")
Me and You and a dog named Boo without any pants on Na na, hey hey, kiss him goodbye without any pants on Alone again, naturally without any pants on We are the champions without any pants on ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-any-pants-on/11494/20 "1999-11-21T21:20:00Z")
**The Little Drummer Boy Without Any Pants On** This also works when you replace the “pah-rum-pum-pum-pum” in the song with with “without (possessive pronoun of choice) pants on:” “Come, they told me, without their pants on A new born king to see without his pants on Our finest gifts we bring without our pants on To lay before the king without his pants on, Without his pants on, Without his pants on… So, to honor him without our pants on… When we come.” Sick, sick, _sick_, and I am still giggling. BTW, I am a Christian and happen to love this Christmas carol, but I have a sense of humor about it and find this hilarious. 🙂 * * * I used to think the world was against me. Now I know better. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. [Laura’s Stuff and Things](http://members.aol.com/lrconaway) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-any-pants-on/11494.md?page=2)