# Without Googling ...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-googling/636554>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [October 3, 2012, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-googling/636554 "2012-10-03T04:46:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-googling/636554/1 "2012-10-03T04:46:22Z")

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… or equivalent: What is Miss Piggy’s first name?

Pigathia

What is Miss Piggy’s last name?

Lee (as in Piggy Lee)

What is Kermit’s last name?

the Frog

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-googling/636554/2 "2012-10-03T04:49:24Z")

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Spoiled by mouse-over.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-googling/636554/3 "2012-10-03T05:02:41Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Spoiled by mouse-over.

But you didn’t have to Google, right? 😃

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-googling/636554/4 "2012-10-03T05:09:50Z")

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Funny enough, the only one I knew (Kermit) was the only one _not_ spoiled.

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**Author:** ![Disheavel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Disheavel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disheavel)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-googling/636554/5 "2012-10-03T06:21:48Z")

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I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of those before. Except the last one, but never as a fact as I would have said his name was Kermit.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-googling/636554/6 "2012-10-03T06:53:12Z")

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> [@Askance](#):
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> What is Kermit’s last name?
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> the Frog

Also acceptable answers:

the Gorf  
the Forg  
the Grof.

😃

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**Author:** ![gregorio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@gregorio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gregorio)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-googling/636554/7 "2012-10-03T16:36:04Z")

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Seems to me his last name would be Frog.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-googling/636554/8 "2012-10-03T23:07:53Z")

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Yeah, his last name is frog, and “the” is his middle name

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-googling/636554/9 "2012-10-04T00:08:55Z")

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Well, Lew Zealand (he of the boomerang fish act) use to call him “Mr. The Frog”.

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**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-googling/636554/10 "2012-10-04T00:49:30Z")

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> **[Muppets' Real Names](https://muppetcentral.com/forum/threads/muppets-real-names.4208/)**
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> Okay. This thread started back when the Muppet Central Forum was still on Delphi, and it kind of died out. But I'd like to revive it. Basically what we were doing was discussing the "real" names and "full" names of certain Muppets, as evidenced...

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> I’ve listed them last name first, to distinguish, for instance, Kermit the Frog (whose last name is “the Frog”) from Oscar the Grouch (whose middle name is “the” and whose last name is “Grouch”).

> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Spoiled by mouse-over.

Well that’s frickin’ useless, isn’t it! Will need to adjust in future.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-googling/636554/11 "2012-10-04T21:14:56Z")

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> [@Askance](#):
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> [Muppets' Real Names | Muppet Central Forum](http://www.muppetcentral.com/forum/threads/muppets-real-names.4208/)
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> Well that’s frickin’ useless, isn’t it! Will need to adjust in future.

Place extra brackets around your answer. Things in brackets don’t show up in spoilers. I’d probably put them on the inside of the spoilers…

[…like this.]
