# Without saying your age, what's something from your childhood that a younger person wouldn't understand?

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**Created:** [October 25, 2021, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-saying-your-age-whats-something-from-your-childhood-that-a-younger-person-wouldnt-understand/953138 "2021-10-25T01:08:35Z")\
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telephone answering machines… I remember that if I was away from home, I could call home, wait for the machine to pick up, and then enter a code to hear my messages.

But my memory is getting fuzzy. I have a competing memory, with a different story, accoding to which I’d enter the code on the second ring, _before_ the machine answered.

Do either of the above sound familiar to anyone?

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I remember on mine I had to hit the \* key while the outgoing message was playing, then it would stop the message and ask for my code. If correct, then it would play back the messages. That was a digital one. I can’t remember what the even older tape one did, but there was a way to get messages remotely.

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> [@mbh](#):
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> And then there was a company which would cover a page with a couple of dozen ads for various novelties like joy buzzers, x-ray spex, etx.

The Johnson Smith catalog

> **[Remember Johnson Smith Catalog? Did You Read The Johnson-Smith Catalog As A...](https://doyouremember.com/44219/remember-johnson-smith-catalog-read-johnson-smith-catalog-kid)**
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> For juvenile pranksters, reading through a Johnson Smith Company catalog was like hearing a voice from heaven. Yes, children, there really is gum that

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> [@ThisSpaceForRent](#):
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> Oz night was also always fudge night… Mom always made a batch of REAL fudge.

Did she make it from marshmallow fluff and chocolate chips?

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“Thanks for _telling_ me that. I _think_ it’s a good idea. You should _tell_ more people and find out what they _think_ about it.”

Back when people told and thought, not shared and felt!

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I always had to wait for the machine to answer to put in my code. On at least one machine, I could hit a button to interrupt the outgoing message.

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> The Johnson Smith catalog

[Two of the catalogs they launched in the Seventies still exist.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnson_Smith_Company)

[https://www.collectionsetc.com/thingsyouneverknew](https://www.collectionsetc.com/thingsyouneverknew)

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“It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your children are?”

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If you don’t, they could end up on a milk carton.

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I don’t think anyone under the age of 30 would know what a disc preener was.

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I’m over 65 and never heard the term before. So I googled it. If any of my records was dusty, we’d blow on it or use a tissue. I can see how a true audiophile would avoid scratching their records in such a manner, but no one I knew was on that level.

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Really? Every dorm room when I was in college had one.

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We had a disc preener when I was a kid, but I never realized they had a name.

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Really? Every dorm room when I was in college had one.

Yup. Had a special fluid to put on them too. I had many over the years

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You could buy them at headshops, next to the Ozium. Another archaic term, I suppose.

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Since I didn’t know what it was, I googled it. And all of the results referred to a " Parostatik Disc Preener". I’m certain I had such a device- but as “disc preener” was completely unfamiliar to me and a more general search for “antistatic record cleaner” brought up different results, I suspect “disc preener” was specific to one brand.

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I still have a Discwasher record cleaner, that came with a little bottle of Discwasher fluid. Haven’t used it in decades.

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> [@panache45](#):
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> I still have a Discwasher record cleaner,

Discwasher, that’s what I had too. Couldn’t remember the name.

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What about an 8-track head cleaner? How was that supposed to work?

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> [@darazusa](#):
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> a slide rule, may they all burn in hell.

Slide rules are for cavemen. People in the atomic age use a Curta.

> **[Curta](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curta)**
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> The Curta is a hand-held mechanical calculator designed by Curt Herzstark. It is known for its extremely compact design: a small cylinder that fits in the palm of the hand. It was affectionately known as the "pepper grinder" or "peppermill" due to its shape and means of operation; its superficial resemblance to a certain type of hand grenade also earned it the nickname "math grenade".
> Curtas were considered the best portable calculators available until they were displaced by electronic calculato...

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