# Without using the letter 'e'

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-using-the-letter-e/487645>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 27, 2009, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-using-the-letter-e/487645 "2009-02-27T10:48:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-using-the-letter-e/487645/1 "2009-02-27T10:48:12Z")

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One of our users who has just recieved a new computer is complaining because the letter ‘e’ doesn’t work on her new keyboard 😉 - her second hand message ended with “And I can’t even email you because the ‘e’ isn’t working!!”

I’m trying to think of a message she could have typed without needing an e, but am failing. Can you help?

Her name is Rosemary by the way…

Grim

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**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-using-the-letter-e/487645/2 "2009-02-27T11:03:29Z")

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Hi Grim,

I can’t dispatch mail from my PC or do normal writing, as that button 'twixt my W and R button is not working. Could you look into it?

Thanks,  
Rosy

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**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-using-the-letter-e/487645/3 "2009-02-27T11:06:35Z")

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Hlp m!! Th button is not working on my kyboard!! Plas chang it soonr rathr than latr!!

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-using-the-letter-e/487645/4 "2009-02-27T11:13:52Z")

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I am having difficulty with my computation tool. My symbol pad works okay, until I have an obligation to form a word with a fifth sign of a ABCs. I would want a shoot back and any aid as soon as you can.

Thanks, Rmary.  
It sounds like it’s been run through a translator several times, but works.

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-using-the-letter-e/487645/5 "2009-02-27T11:15:12Z")

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Ok, mine just sounds silly compared to **Ximenean**.

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**Author:** ![Reply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reply/32/15952_2.png) [@Reply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reply)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-using-the-letter-e/487645/6 "2009-02-27T11:15:27Z")

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She could’ve plagiarized [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadsby:_Champion_of_Youth#Lipogrammatic_quality).

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-using-the-letter-e/487645/7 "2009-02-27T11:19:57Z")

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Go to something with an e in text and copy the e. Paste the e every time you need it.

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**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-using-the-letter-e/487645/8 "2009-02-27T11:33:20Z")

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> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#):
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> Go to something with an e in text and copy the e. Paste the e every time you need it.

Great idea - this is what I do for all accented letters (é, è, ö, etc). In fact, she should make this the first thing she does every morning, and then use CTRL+V instead of ‘e’ for the rest of the day!!

Simple when you think of it…

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**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-using-the-letter-e/487645/9 "2009-02-27T13:09:49Z")

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> [@grimpixie](#):
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> Great idea - this is what I do for all accented letters (é, è, ö, etc). In fact, she should make this the first thing she does every morning, and then use CTRL+V instead of ‘e’ for the rest of the day!!
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> Simple when you think of it…

I think you should go with this as a permanent solution.

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-using-the-letter-e/487645/10 "2009-02-27T14:08:43Z")

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> [@Mudshark](#):
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> I am having difficulty with my computation tool. My symbol pad works okay, until I hav **e** an obligation to form a word with a fifth sign of a ABCs. I would want a shoot back and any aid as soon as you can.
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> Thanks, Rmary.

Thanks for playing. Kindly try again!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-using-the-letter-e/487645/11 "2009-02-27T14:16:51Z")

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I’m having a computational crisis. An important button isn’t working and I’m finding it difficult to contact you. You should call.

R.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-using-the-letter-e/487645/12 "2009-02-27T14:35:21Z")

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A button on my digital input apparatus is not working. Hint - it’s an initial of a Baltic country (not Latvia or Lithuania, though)

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-using-the-letter-e/487645/13 "2009-02-27T14:52:07Z")

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“I can’t do a W!”

“You can’t do an E?”

“Corrwct!”

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-using-the-letter-e/487645/14 "2009-02-27T14:54:09Z")

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I smell a Monty Python skit in here somewhere…

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-using-the-letter-e/487645/15 "2009-02-27T15:28:37Z")

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> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#):
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> Go to something with an e in text and copy the e. Paste the e every time you need it.

Now, that’s clever! 9.5!

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-using-the-letter-e/487645/16 "2009-02-27T16:36:09Z")

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Alt+069 = E  
Alt+101 = e

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-using-the-letter-e/487645/17 "2009-02-27T16:46:10Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> Alt+069 = E  
> Alt+101 = e

9.8!

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**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-using-the-letter-e/487645/18 "2009-02-27T16:57:35Z")

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You could typ in L33t.

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**Author:** ![Telperion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telperion/32/509_2.png) [@Telperion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperion)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-using-the-letter-e/487645/19 "2009-02-27T18:09:44Z")

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> [@Giles](#):
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> You could typ in L33t.

Lolcat would work too I guess, but it leaves something to be desired in a professional setting.

“Halp!!! Mah Kybordz Brok! Fix plz!!!”

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/without-using-the-letter-e/487645/20 "2009-02-27T18:15:05Z")

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> [@grimpixie](#):
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> One of our users who has just recieved a new computer is complaining because the letter ‘e’ doesn’t work on her new keyboard 😉 - her second hand message ended with “And I can’t even email you because the ‘e’ isn’t working!!”
> 
> I’m trying to think of a message she could have typed without needing an e, but am failing. Can you help?
> 
> Her name is Rosemary by the way…
> 
> Grim

She needs to sign her name, Rowzmary.

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