# Witness haters--are you happy now? :(

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witness-haters-are-you-happy-now/670221>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 2, 2013, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witness-haters-are-you-happy-now/670221 "2013-10-02T23:02:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witness-haters-are-you-happy-now/670221/381 "2013-10-19T01:26:25Z")

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> [@simster](#):
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> oddly enough - uber\_the\_goober has also been banned - oddly enough…

I’m pretty shocked.

Okay, I’m a little shocked.

Would you settle for not shocked but quite amused?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witness-haters-are-you-happy-now/670221/382 "2013-10-19T01:37:38Z")

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I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witness-haters-are-you-happy-now/670221/383 "2013-10-19T01:56:17Z")

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uber goober. brickabracka. Heh.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witness-haters-are-you-happy-now/670221/384 "2013-10-19T02:53:36Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> I’m pretty shocked.
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> Okay, I’m a little shocked.
> 
> Would you settle for not shocked but quite amused?

oh, I’m very amused by it - they are truly ‘fine representatives’ of the ‘truth’ - and to think I apologised for assuming he was a JW with his ‘defense’ of dougie\_monty.

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witness-haters-are-you-happy-now/670221/385 "2013-10-19T08:54:11Z")

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> [@simster](#):
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> oddly enough - uber\_the\_goober has also been banned - oddly enough…
> 
> discontinue discussing with ‘you’ in this specific thread? If you stop posting nonsense, sure - I’ll be happy to stop responding to it - stop discussing the idocracy that is the JW cult? never.
> 
> have a pleasant evening.

I am always ready to end something peacefully. I regret that the circumstances could not have been better. Perhaps sometime in the future.

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witness-haters-are-you-happy-now/670221/386 "2013-10-19T08:57:11Z")

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> [@RedFury](#):
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> […] asshole ignorant fucks JWs that they are, be forgotten. Trying to sell me shit on a Sunday morning while I am otherwise quite gladly occupied.[…]

And goo-goo-g’joob to you too. 😛

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witness-haters-are-you-happy-now/670221/387 "2013-10-19T10:27:10Z")

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> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
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> **dougie** if you didn’t want a hostile thread you shouldn’t have thrown the first shot.

Need some more coffee?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witness-haters-are-you-happy-now/670221/388 "2013-10-19T11:37:35Z")

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> [@dougie\_monty](#):
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> And goo-goo-g’joob to you too. 😛

Don’t give anyone any user name ideas! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witness-haters-are-you-happy-now/670221/389 "2013-10-19T11:47:31Z")

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Making fun of the departed isn’t kind.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witness-haters-are-you-happy-now/670221/390 "2013-10-19T20:45:19Z")

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You know what? Upon further review, I misread who was being made fun of.

Thread reopened.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witness-haters-are-you-happy-now/670221/391 "2013-10-19T20:54:59Z")

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> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#):
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> You know what? Upon further review, I misread who was being made fun of.
> 
> Thread reopened.

nm - the comment was funnier in my head then it was in reading.

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witness-haters-are-you-happy-now/670221/392 "2013-10-19T21:04:25Z")

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> [@simster](#):
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> nm - the comment was funnier in my head then it was in reading.

So you mean we can get back to bashing the OP???

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witness-haters-are-you-happy-now/670221/393 "2013-10-19T21:04:45Z")

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> [@TokyoBayer](#):
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> Need some more coffee?

Glad this thread was re-opened so I could say “huh?”.

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**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witness-haters-are-you-happy-now/670221/394 "2013-10-19T21:36:45Z")

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> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
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> Glad this thread was re-opened so I could say “huh?”.

I imagine TB is confused by your phrase “thrown the first shot”. s/thrown/fired/ or s/shot/stone would make more sense.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witness-haters-are-you-happy-now/670221/395 "2013-10-19T21:43:13Z")

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> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#):
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> Thread reopened.

You don’t think the thread had become anemic?

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witness-haters-are-you-happy-now/670221/396 "2013-10-19T21:59:46Z")

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> [@Cheshire\_Human](#):
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> So you mean we can get back to bashing the OP???

Oh fuck yeah!

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witness-haters-are-you-happy-now/670221/397 "2013-10-19T23:07:09Z")

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> [@Nancarrow](#):
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> I imagine TB is confused by your phrase “thrown the first shot”. s/thrown/fired/ or s/shot/stone would make more sense.

Absolutely would’ve. I blame… yeah, lack of coffee works. 😃

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witness-haters-are-you-happy-now/670221/398 "2013-10-20T23:40:39Z")

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> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#):
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> You know what? Upon further review, I misread who was being made fun of.
> 
> Thread reopened.

_Original statement from moderator announcing closing:_  
\<\<Making fun of the departed isn’t kind.\>\>

So, Mr. Moderator, color me clueless, but, if I may, I would like to know, please:

1. Who was alleged to have made fun of the departed?

2. Who was the departed involved?

3. On what basis was your decision changed?

Thanks very much. 🙂

–Dougie\_monty

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witness-haters-are-you-happy-now/670221/399 "2013-10-20T23:56:09Z")

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> [@dougie\_monty](#):
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> _Original statement from moderator announcing closing:_  
> \<\<Making fun of the departed isn’t kind.\>\>
> 
> So, Mr. Moderator, color me clueless, but, if I may, I would like to know, please:
> 
> 1. Who was alleged to have made fun of the departed?
> 
> 2. Who was the departed involved?
> 
> 3. On what basis was your decision changed?
> 
> Thanks very much. 🙂
> 
> –Dougie\_monty

This thread in ATMB might help: [Making fun of the departed isn't kind, but the OP hasn't departed. - About This Message Board - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=705380)

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2013, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witness-haters-are-you-happy-now/670221/400 "2013-10-21T00:06:50Z")

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Well, thanks, Ivory; I’m not completey clueless now…

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