# Witty Doper names **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 29, 2006, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witty-doper-names/350469 "2006-03-29T22:02:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witty-doper-names/350469/1 "2006-03-29T22:02:28Z")
I’ pretty new here but I’ve seen some Doper names that I really like. I’m sure there are many other witty names I’ve missed so will you guys tell me a few? I love the names: Czarcasm Enola Straight more to come. (I can’t remember some of 'em) ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witty-doper-names/350469/2 "2006-03-29T22:09:11Z")
I’ve always liked **Ass For A Hat**'s board name ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witty-doper-names/350469/3 "2006-03-29T22:11:28Z")
Oh me! Pick me! It’s how I drive AND the colour of my car AND I’m a bit mercurial. \Cle-verrrr… Aaahhhh!!! \ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witty-doper-names/350469/4 "2006-03-29T22:13:28Z")
I like **Hilarity N. Suze** ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witty-doper-names/350469/5 "2006-03-29T22:15:01Z")
**Tequila Mockingbird** , although I’m not sure if he/she’s still around… ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witty-doper-names/350469/6 "2006-03-29T22:15:18Z")
Satisfying Andy Licious. I thought of one equally as funny along the same lines once, but damned if I can remember it. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witty-doper-names/350469/7 "2006-03-29T22:15:51Z")
I like **The Chao Goes Mu**. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witty-doper-names/350469/8 "2006-03-29T22:16:26Z")
Among the truly clever ones are some real jewels: Broken Wind Shirley Ujest Hugh Jass Ellis Dee Quasimodem and Quasimodal ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witty-doper-names/350469/9 "2006-03-29T22:17:03Z")
I’ve always been partial to: **Pretend my name is witty** and **Interrobang!?** and on the private-joke kick: **1920’s style 'death ray’** …whose original name has now evaporated from my memory. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witty-doper-names/350469/10 "2006-03-29T22:22:17Z")
Oh, and Typo Mna. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witty-doper-names/350469/11 "2006-03-29T22:24:15Z")
**Typo Mna** is genius. Wasn’t there someone called **moc.liamtoh@rorrim** or something? Oh, and the doper called **What the … !!!** confuses me when looking in the “New threads” view: **Is my UK 5 pound note still good?** What the … !!! I always think they’re outraged by their own thread. ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witty-doper-names/350469/12 "2006-03-30T00:15:39Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > Ellis Dee Name of a really, really old Jimmy Buffett song. ---
**Author:** ![Auntbeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Auntbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntbeast)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witty-doper-names/350469/13 "2006-03-30T01:05:34Z")
Least Original User Name Ever Definitely a clever bunch here. Often I laugh as much at the name as the post. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witty-doper-names/350469/14 "2006-03-30T01:14:18Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > Wasn’t there someone called **moc.liamtoh@rorrim** or something? Are you thinking of **Mirror Image egamI rorriM**? It’s not witty the same way some of these other names are, but I’m impressed by the work that must have gone into **Ðëëp¤F®ïêd»™**. ---
**Author:** ![melondeca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@melondeca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melondeca)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witty-doper-names/350469/15 "2006-03-30T01:14:43Z")
You can’t forget **Life on Wry**. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witty-doper-names/350469/16 "2006-03-30T01:18:51Z")
I once met **Howard Juneau.** I like the ones with a joke in them. **Excalibre** is a good pun. After I post this, I’ll remember several more. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witty-doper-names/350469/17 "2006-03-30T01:20:40Z")
A few clever more ones: \*\*UnPossible \*\* is clever, probably from the Simpsons but clever anyway. **[Revenant](http://www.answers.com/revenant&r=67) [Threshold](http://www.answers.com/threshold&r=67)** **Least Original User Name Ever** , humorous (on preview I see Aunt Beast agrees) Jim ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witty-doper-names/350469/18 "2006-03-30T01:36:43Z")
Since I’m a big Eddie Murphy fan, I laughed out loud the first time I saw the username **WOOKINPANUB**. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witty-doper-names/350469/19 "2006-03-30T01:38:37Z")
**danceswithcats** - the unmitigated irreverence slays me. **Left Hand of Dorkness** - ah, the nerdiness. I love it. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witty-doper-names/350469/20 "2006-03-30T01:49:35Z")
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. **Exapno Mapcase** is the name I wish I’d thought to take when I was registering. (It’s from [this book](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0879100362/sr=8-1/qid=1143683339/ref=pd_bbs_1/104-6002620-9183125?%5Fencoding=UTF8).) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/witty-doper-names/350469.md?page=2)