Are you sure that it doesn’t mean that liberals cause breast cancer? I’m really confused now.
But if you did eat soy and/or tofu, you’d reach unstoppable levels of gayness, right off the chart. You’d bury the needle on the gaydar detectors.
I wonder if we could somehow send a huge crate of tofu to Rutz and get his reaction upon opening it somehow.
Or, better yet. A case of tube steak.
He probably would miss the suggestion that he is the last person on the planet to realize he is So Very Gay.
Like a mesh between Richard Simmons and Christopher Lowell. Super Gay!
so that really, honest-to-god is not a parody site/article à la “The Onion” or Landover Baptist church?
I already know the answer, I think. I’m just having a very, very hard time reading it and overcoming the feeling (or at least the hope) I’m being whooshed somehow.
While the thought of eating soy isn’t likely to give me an erection (contrasted with the prospect of a big, expensive, perfectly-cooked steak, for example), I’m reasonably certain I’ve never gotten smaller after eating tofu. But hey, I’m just one guy telling an anecdote. The article-writer has hard science backing up his claims.
Wow… and I just thought tofu made me gassy 
Huh. We’re thinking about switching my son over to soy formula since he may have a slight milk allergy.
Well, hey, at least I’ll have someone who’ll go shoe shopping with me and who’ll listen to showtunes in the car! 
E.
I for one welcome our gay Tofurkey overlords.
Think how suckcessful they would have been if the word for tofu didn’t sound like the stuff you scrape from under your toenails! Totality, Tobrook, maybe, or totruck. Teetotaler, I don’t know. “Toe Foo,” what a stroke of genius. I’d pay a dollar to see that thrown against the wall. Ack, ptooey. Somebody said, “soybeans are not food. Soybeans are what food eats.”
The only cool thing about soybeans is the herbicide ad with the music bought from John Lee Hooker, “B-b-b-b-beans.”
Must be sure that my self-righteous vegan ex hears about this at once. Only responsible thing to do. For her own good. She’ll thank me.
::takes manly-man stance::
You can have my soy sauce when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!
Every time I eat tofu I start turning Japanese.
C’mon, you all know, deep in your hearts his thesis makes scientific and logical sense!!
Premise 1: Tofu sucks
Premise 2: Gay people incorporate all sorts of activities into their sexual lives including sucking.
Conclusion: Tofu causes Gay.
See?
Youse lot are just in denial.
Just for clarity, James Rutz is a major proponent of the “Open Church” movement (not the pro-gay one, btw) which favors smaller, often home-based, churches that have full member participation rather than a professional pastor. He is pretty much a regular Evangelical C’tian except that he believes those who go to Hell will eventually cease to exist, and is hedgy about whether or not the whole AntiChrist, Return of JC scenario will occur or the successful Evangelization of humanity. I generally like his stuff.
But this article on soy>gayness was just crazy.
A formwer cow-orker of mine told me that he was trying to cut soy out of his diet as much as possible because of the concentration of estrogen and his desire to stay as “masculine and verile” as possible. That was a couple of years ago now. He always was a very odd guy…
You really think so?
When I was in China I ate a ton of that tofu stuff; some of it was disguised so it tasted like pork or beef or almost anything except what it was. I thought then that tofu was part of a communist plot but I never realized it was part of the Gay Agenda.
Ahhh, but were you Japanese before you had a soy-based formula as a baby? :dubious:
Yeh, that’s another thing . . . I read once that soy sauce was invented by Buddhists to provide a vegetarian alternative to the ubiquitous fish sauce. What could be gayer than that?!