WND: Put down the tofu, honey, it'll only make you gay.

I have a question…

I’m one of those females from Mars. So, if I eat enough tofu and steroid-laden meat, will I start overanalizing stuff and worrying about the brand of clothes that people wear?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha. :smiley:

I am not normally a spelling-nazi, but this one was just too good to pass up!!

:smiley:

Got to admit, the texture’s pretty good, though.