# Woah, Coldfire

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 27, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890 "2003-10-27T19:23:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/21 "2003-10-27T20:47:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by owlofcreamcheese \*  
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> I think this is a site owned by chicago reader, and I don’t really know what their policy is on haveing people that represent them calling people stupid. \*\*

I take it that you’ve NEVER read one of Cecil’s columns then? An article by The Master where he doesn’t insult someone is like a spring morning without stepping on 18 worms on my way to the garage.

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**Author:** ![Chicago\_Faucet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chicago_faucet/32/13910_2.png) [@Chicago\_Faucet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicago_Faucet)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/22 "2003-10-27T20:57:25Z")

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Within the process of being finished, in which Taxguy nailed it with a 1920’s style death ray.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/23 "2003-10-27T21:17:09Z")

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The train has left the station. Prepare to clean up wreckage.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/24 "2003-10-27T21:28:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by owlofcreamcheese \*  
> **Giraffe, did I miss the part where this was some personal website some guy just made?**

No. Did I miss the part where someone said it was?\*\*

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> I think this is a site owned by chicago reader, and I don’t really know what their policy is on haveing people that represent them calling people stupid. \*\*

Hey, just because you don’t know doesn’t mean you can’t have an opinion about it.

This site is owned by the Chicago Reader. The moderators are unpaid volunteers who run it. The people who best know how the Chicago Reader wants the moderators to behave in performance of their duties is the administrators and moderators. Me, I know jack shit about what the Chicago Reader wants – I was just offering my opinion that it’s ridiculous to call for more restrictions on the posting habits of moderators, and that you should shut up.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/25 "2003-10-27T22:18:56Z")

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**TaxGuy** tapped that ass.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/26 "2003-10-27T22:52:44Z")

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This ordinarily self-consciously-nonconformist Leftie agrees with **Taxguy** , too.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/27 "2003-10-27T22:55:41Z")

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> Score! Am I in the lead now?

Y’know, I’m pretty sure that I saw an _Administrator_ declare that contest, dead, null and void, and _verboten_. I was just about to report this post when I noticed the list of Moderators for this Forum. Following that trail to its conclusion, I found myself on a möbius strip of causality and retribution, so I’m just going to say “t’ heck with it.”

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**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/28 "2003-10-27T23:09:40Z")

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Coldfire’s a regular poster. He can post what he wants.

Coldfire, just on the record - you’re my favorite Nazi. Rock on!

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**Author:** ![mrsface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@mrsface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrsface)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/29 "2003-10-27T23:33:10Z")

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I’m new round here - think I’ll just wait and see what **Taxguy** says

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/30 "2003-10-27T23:38:30Z")

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Y’know, I don’t even have to click the link to assume that **Coldie’s** assessment was accurate.

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/31 "2003-10-27T23:42:01Z")

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> _Originally posted by owlofcreamcheese \*  
> \*\* I don’t think personal attacks and childish debateing techniques are what this site is about_\*

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Dammit! I swear off posting to the Pit, and then you go and post something that makes me laugh out loud.

Sorry, **owlofcreamcheese** - I have to agree with those who have already posted. On the bright side, we have a new hero: **Taxguy!**

Do you actually do taxes? I don’t, and it annoys me to no end that just because I’m a CPA everyone says "oh, you must be really busy!"every April.

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/32 "2003-10-27T23:46:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Giraffe \*  
> \*\*… if they weren’t allowed to participate like any other poster, it would be a pretty sucky job. Who wants to devote energy and time to a board you can’t be a part of? So shut up.  
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Bingo. Besides, we don’t have the luxury of picking and choosing which posts/threads to read. Let me tell ya, after a while the toxic mental sludge that builds up sure ain’t pretty.

Veb

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**Author:** ![Aceospades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Aceospades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aceospades)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/33 "2003-10-27T23:57:48Z")

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ahhh, the new catch phrase: **TaxGuy** nailed it.

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**Author:** ![Bean\_Counter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/db5fbb/32.png) [@Bean\_Counter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bean_Counter)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/34 "2003-10-27T23:58:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Blonde \*  
> \*\*Do you actually do taxes? I don’t, and it annoys me to no end that just because I’m a CPA everyone says "oh, you must be really busy!"every April. \*\*

Preach it, B! Alleluia!

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/35 "2003-10-28T00:27:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BubbaDog \*  
> \*\*See examples below:
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> Incorrect **Coldfire** response - “Reeder, I don’t like what you said. Thread locked”\*\*

Only because it’s denying folks the fun of dynamiting puppies in a barrel.

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> Incorrect **Coldfire** response #2 - “Reeder you are banned”\*\*

I gotta disagree here. I don’t think that there’d be too many howls of protest if this happened. (Generally, at some point, people begin screaming, “Why is this guy still here?” in **reeder** threads.)

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> Correct **Coldfire** response - Reeder I disagree with you. You are an idiot. Carry on.\*\*

Partially correct. We’re here to fight ignorance, so for **Coldy** to tell **reeder** to carry on being an idiot would be a violation of board policy.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/36 "2003-10-28T00:30:47Z")

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I’d say **World Eater** pretty much nailed it on the **Taxguy** thing.

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/37 "2003-10-28T00:36:03Z")

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The contrarian in me wants very badly to disagree with **TaxGuy** , but can find no rational ground for doing so.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/38 "2003-10-28T00:44:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by El\_Kabong \*  
> \*\*I’d say **World Eater** pretty much nailed it on the **Taxguy** thing. \*\*

I found **World Eater** ’s first post to be rambling and unfocused, but his second one really cleared things up.

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/39 "2003-10-28T00:58:47Z")

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I agree with **Giraffe’s** assesment of **WorldEaters’** post about the **TaxGuy**

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/40 "2003-10-28T01:15:07Z")

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Well…I think that **Reeder** is right.

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