# Woah, Coldfire

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 27, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890 "2003-10-27T19:23:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/41 "2003-10-28T01:25:23Z")

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No, clearly, **Reeder** is left.

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**Author:** ![Bugnorton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@Bugnorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bugnorton)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/42 "2003-10-28T01:40:01Z")

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what **wring** said.

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**Author:** ![Jabba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5e925/32.png) [@Jabba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jabba)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/43 "2003-10-28T01:46:14Z")

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In [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=219643), **cainxinth** asked for examples of phrases derived from foreign languages. So, _qua_, from the adverbial ablative feminine of _qui_, ‘who’, means “in the capacity of”. As examples,  
**Coldfire** _qua_ poster thinks that **Reeder** is a buffoon.  
**Coldfire** _qua_ moderator is obliged to execute board rules without bias.

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**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/44 "2003-10-28T01:49:18Z")

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What **wring** said the first time. Although, what wring said the second time is also accurate beyond question.

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**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/45 "2003-10-28T02:00:23Z")

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**Taxguy** ’s post count is 666.

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/46 "2003-10-28T02:36:22Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Mr. B \*  
> \*\ ***Taxguy** ’s post count is 666. \*\*

Well, now let’s not panic - we all know 666 = 18, as in line 18 on our standard IRS 1040:

Line 18-23-DEDUCTIONS  
See “Instructions for Page 1” for allowable Adjustments. Enter total “Adjustments to Income” from Federal Form 1040 or 1040A. Must attach Form 2106 for employee business expense; Form 3903 for moving expenses; Front page of Federal Form 1040 for all other adjustments. (IRA, SEP, Alimony, etc.).

Hmm. On second thought, you have a point there. 😃

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/47 "2003-10-28T02:56:46Z")

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> I found World Eater’s first post to be rambling and unfocused, but his second one really cleared things up.

That’s interesting, because from my viewpoint, **World Eater** ’s first post, while perhaps a bit wordy, nevertheless sharply defined the boundaries of the argument. OTOH, I felt his second post didn’t really add much of substance to the discussion.

Er, much like mine.

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/48 "2003-10-28T06:51:08Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> \*\*Score! Am I in the lead now? \*\*

See! You guys put your fit down on the Nazi Mod Races and it just comes back to bite you in the ass!

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/49 "2003-10-28T10:30:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> \*\*Score! Am I in the lead now? \*\*

Yep.

**Coldfire** 37, **manhattan** 32.

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> _Originally posted by tomndebb_  
> **Y’know, I’m pretty sure that I saw an _Administrator_ declare that contest, dead, null and void, and _verboten_.**

Your memory may well be better than mine, but I think it was **Eutychus** , rather than any admin. I went back and looked at those threads, but the relevant mod/admin posts all seem to have been deleted.

The boards been pretty slow, so I didn’t search as thoroughly as I would’ve liked, so if someone can find one of those statements, please post it.

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/50 "2003-10-28T11:01:28Z")

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Ah, here it is: [The Great Nazi Mod Races are Over](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=186437)

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> _Originally posted by Eutychus_  
> \*\*Sorry to spoil your fun, but since we’ve had TWO threads now pitting Jdavis just because he was scoreless in this silly thing, I can see this getting out of control pretty quickly.
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> If you have a _legit_ complaint about a mods actions, Pit away. Otherwise, please keep the faux pittings out.
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> And any threads opened to Pit ME for this will be closed also. So there.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/51 "2003-10-28T11:13:16Z")

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Well, in fairness, that just means you have to pit a mod or admin for a _reason_. Which was the case with this thread. Not a very good reason, mind you, but still.

So, I’m in the lead. Cool.

I’m sure **Taxguy** would agree.

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**Author:** ![sirtonyh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@sirtonyh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sirtonyh)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/52 "2003-10-28T11:35:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jabba \*  
> \*\*So, _qua_, from the adverbial ablative feminine of _qui_, ‘who’, means “in the capacity of”. \*\*

Considering that went about as far over my head as a 747 in mid-flight, I’ll just concur with **Giraffe’s** assesment of **WorldEaters’** post about the **TaxGuy**

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/53 "2003-10-28T17:18:25Z")

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Personally, I think **sirtonyh** is talking out of his ass in that last post.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/54 "2003-10-28T17:45:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by World Eater \*  
> \*\*Taxguy pretty much nailed it. \*\*

His dismount was good, now let’s see what the judges say.

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**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/55 "2003-10-28T18:15:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Giraffe \*  
> \*\*Personally, I think **sirtonyh** is talking out of his ass in that last post. \*\*

Yeah, **sirtonyh** pretty much screwed it.

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**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/56 "2003-10-28T18:17:52Z")

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\<Blazing Saddles\>  
**TaxGuy** Johnson is right!  
\</BS\>

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/57 "2003-10-28T18:19:37Z")

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I’ve got to agree with **TaxGuy** ’s deduction.

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**Author:** ![Anonymous\_Coward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/94ad74/32.png) [@Anonymous\_Coward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anonymous_Coward)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/58 "2003-10-28T18:22:15Z")

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When **Taxguy** talks, everyone listens.

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**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/59 "2003-10-28T18:22:17Z")

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**Giraffe** ’s assessment of **sirtonyh** ’s relative ignorance on the subject of **World Eater** ’s somewhat rambling dissertation on the accuracy of **TaxGuy** ’s description of **Coldfire** ’s invective against **Reeder** is, in **carrot** ’s considered opinion, the single most insightful post ever seen in **The BBQ Pit**.

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**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woah-coldfire/209890/60 "2003-10-28T18:34:48Z")

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And **carrot** takes the lead in the Name Droppers Race!

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