Which spider? The one over here on the left side of the bookcase?
WHAM
Problem solved. 
Egads, that ad’s utterly pathetic!
Ooo!!
Bush says if we elect Kerry we all get puppies!!
:eek: :eek:
By the way, also be sure to check out http://www.wolfpacksfortruth.org/
Or, possibly, covered in raw hamburger.
I thought they meant the Boston Tea Party. Seriously, when WAS the first terrorist attack on the U.S.? I’m pretty sure abortion clinics were being bombed long before the first WTC attack.
Seriously though, this is pretty darn dishonest. Not only do they try to make it look like a very minor cut was some sort of inexplicable demand to destroy America’s security after 9/11, they leave out the fact that their own new CIA chief actually supported far bigger cuts that had actual personnel cuts (unlike Kerry’s).
It’s be pretty low if the ad itself wasn’t so stupid.
Hey, come to think of it, can anyone account for John Kerry’s whereabouts during the BTP? Or does he have some incredibly convenient Massachusetts-liberal alibi? And he calls himself a patriot!
Naw, it was not the Boston Tea Party since America was not around yet and it was “America” attacking British property in “America.” Best I can figure would be pasha of Tripoli and the Pirates of North African Barbary States with first black mailing American shippers for protection and later informally declaring war on them. Somewhere around 1798 I would figure. This was not on US soil, however, which would bring us to the destruction of the USS Chesapeak by the British in 1812.
Still, wtf?!
Kerry should use the Wolfpacks as part of his own campaign, hitting Bush on the environment.
If you view the ad, as linked to by RT, there is an overlay line in the first few seconds? that says(the way I read it)
CC vote #39 '94
I assume this is “Congressional Committee” ?
That will, no doubt, lead you to the source of their claim.
It almost certainly rules out the Teaparty. Or the Okla. bombing. Or Madison. Or anything after 9/11!
What if I really like wolves? How am I supposed to respond to this ad? Wolves are beautiful, intelligent creatures, perfectly suited for their ecological niche. They mate for life and grieve if their partner is lost. They adopt orphaned cubs and there is no needless fighting within the pack. They cull the weak and sick animals from the herds on which they prey.
Basically, we’ve been studying them and living with them for long enough that all the past stories about their vicious, untrustworthy natures have melted into the mists of ancient myth. Only the pathologically ignorant or the unapologetically mendacious will still support the Grimm Brothers view of the wolf as a demonic creature belched from the darkness of our collective id.
Which, I suppose, is exactly the point. “Rejecting the politics of fear,” my grandmother’s ass nozzle.
“Oh shit! It’s a fucking mountain lion!” I think I peed on myself. Just a little. But enough.
Yeah…That’s pretty much the line I lost it on too.
I was thinking the same thing. I don’t like the perpetuation of the myth that wolves are remorseless killers, at all. But of course Bush absolutely lost my vote years ago already. Still, its annoying.
It 's only one among the very, very long list of annoyances (at best) associated with the Bush regime.
I like wolves too. We get puppies!!! Hmm… Note to self… vote for kerry is a vote for wolves. Arrooooo
What I want to know is, who is Bush talking to on the phone? I hope he’s calling to ream out whoever came up with this ad.
The Chesapeake was beaten in a fair one-on-one fight by the HMS Shannon in 1812. Perhaps you’re referring to the Chesapeake - Leopard affair a few years earlier?
Wait, so a vote for Kerry is a vote for Nixon?
I was wondering about that too. Maybe it’s to make him look busy.
I saw the “Wolves” ad twice during Desperate Housewives. I’m not sure who is more desperate… Bushco or the housewives.
Robin
“Oh Jesus, I think it has two heads!!”
First good laugh I’ve had all weekend. Man, I feel better now. Honestly, marsupials would have been a much scarier choice. But wolves? That would no doubt be a terrifying comparison, if this were 13th century Europe. For crying out loud, there are breeds of domestic chicken these days that are more frightening looking. Rove should get out to the mall more often; otherwise he might have realized that it’s unwise to choose as a fearmongering image an animal that is sold in plush form at KayBee Toys.