# Woman Beat Her Mom With Vibrator **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 6, 2014, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-beat-her-mom-with-vibrator/683013 "2014-03-06T14:40:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-beat-her-mom-with-vibrator/683013/1 "2014-03-06T14:40:23Z")
Assault with a concealed weapon? 😃 > **[Cops: Woman Beat Her Mom With Vibrator](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/mother-assaulted-with-vibrator-576321)** > > MARCH 5--A New Mexico woman allegedly bashed her mother in the head with a vibrator during a confrontation late Sunday night that left the older woman bleeding profusely, police report. > Sheryl Claffy > [@](#): > > MARCH 5–A New Mexico woman allegedly bashed her mother in the head with a vibrator during a confrontation late Sunday night that left the older woman bleeding profusely, police report. > > Sheryl Claffy, 60, called cops to report that her daughter Cara, 35, “struck her on the head with a vibrator” and was attempting to flee from the Albuquerque home they share. The elder Claffy, bleeding from a head wound, pointed ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-beat-her-mom-with-vibrator/683013/2 "2014-03-06T14:41:50Z")
Assault with a Friendly Weapon? ---
**Author:** ![Yellow\_Kazooie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecd19e/32.png) [@Yellow\_Kazooie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yellow_Kazooie)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-beat-her-mom-with-vibrator/683013/3 "2014-03-06T14:43:42Z")
That woman looks like a total crackhead ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-beat-her-mom-with-vibrator/683013/4 "2014-03-06T14:45:26Z")
You can use them as weapons in Dead Rising 3 so why not? ---
**Author:** ![tapu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@tapu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapu)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-beat-her-mom-with-vibrator/683013/5 "2014-03-06T14:54:50Z")
**Loach**. What do you mean? I was just about to buy Precious Young Son that game. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-beat-her-mom-with-vibrator/683013/6 "2014-03-06T15:00:26Z")
It _is_ rated M. ---
**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-beat-her-mom-with-vibrator/683013/7 "2014-03-06T15:08:50Z")
Oh, beat her physically? When I read the thread title, I assumed there was some sort of contest. Stamina vs. experience, that kind of thing. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-beat-her-mom-with-vibrator/683013/8 "2014-03-06T15:22:27Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Assault with a Friendly Weapon? No, assault with a dildo-ey weapon. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-beat-her-mom-with-vibrator/683013/9 "2014-03-06T15:27:04Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > No, assault with a dildo-ey weapon. Doesn’t quite fit. How about ‘dildy’ weapon? ETA: I just realised how ‘doesn’t quite fit’ might be taken out of context, since we’re talking about a marital aid. . ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-beat-her-mom-with-vibrator/683013/10 "2014-03-06T15:42:04Z")
Assault with a diddly weapon. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-beat-her-mom-with-vibrator/683013/11 "2014-03-06T15:49:04Z")
> [@mbh](#): > > Assault with a diddly weapon. You win the thread ---
**Author:** ![Yellow\_Kazooie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecd19e/32.png) [@Yellow\_Kazooie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yellow_Kazooie)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-beat-her-mom-with-vibrator/683013/12 "2014-03-06T15:54:15Z")
She’s been playing too much GTA san andreas maybe. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-beat-her-mom-with-vibrator/683013/13 "2014-03-06T16:00:22Z")
When asked about the woman’s head wound, the Emergency Room doctor said, “Something’s fishy here.” ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-beat-her-mom-with-vibrator/683013/14 "2014-03-06T16:11:25Z")
And when asked to evaluate her mental state, he said “shaken.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-beat-her-mom-with-vibrator/683013/15 "2014-03-06T16:29:14Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > You win the thread +1 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Lydia\_Phalfav](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a6a055/32.png) [@Lydia\_Phalfav](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lydia_Phalfav)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-beat-her-mom-with-vibrator/683013/16 "2014-03-06T16:32:07Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > When asked about the woman’s head wound, the Emergency Room doctor said, “Something’s fishy here.” A tie for the thread win. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-beat-her-mom-with-vibrator/683013/17 "2014-03-06T16:36:02Z")
> [@](#): > > Sheryl Claffy, 60, called cops to report that her daughter Cara, 35, “struck her on the head with a vibrator” The daughter claimed she is innocent, and that the actual attacker was her partner Steely Dan. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-beat-her-mom-with-vibrator/683013/18 "2014-03-06T16:36:43Z")
> [@tapu](#): > > **Loach**. What do you mean? I was just about to buy Precious Young Son that game. :eek: In various locations like the strip clubs or sex shops you can find “massagers.” You can pick up anything in the game and use it as a weapon but these are a bit wobbly and not very effective. However you can combine a massager with a leaf blower and get a [Super Massager](http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130429052033/deadrisinggame/images/8/88/Dead_rising_Super_Massager.png) which shoots dildos with deadly force. Hope that helps. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-beat-her-mom-with-vibrator/683013/19 "2014-03-06T19:38:49Z")
Does the doctor’s report read blunt trauma or penetrating trauma, I wonder? ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-beat-her-mom-with-vibrator/683013/20 "2014-03-06T20:00:51Z")
…_whose_ vibrator? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-beat-her-mom-with-vibrator/683013.md?page=2)