# Woman bites camel's testicles to get if off of her ... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2019, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-bites-camels-testicles-to-get-if-off-of-her/840683 "2019-09-23T04:54:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-bites-camels-testicles-to-get-if-off-of-her/840683/1 "2019-09-23T04:54:00Z")
…after she ran into its enclosure chasing her deaf dog. Sometimes stories just write themselves. > **[In wild encounter, woman bites testicles of Tiger Truck Stop camel to escape,...](https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/news/article_e046c5fc-dd5c-11e9-ba1e-8fc42923739b.html)** > > GROSSE TETE — A Florida woman freed herself from a camel by biting its testicles at the Tiger Truck Stop in Grosse Tete last week after she crawled into the ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-bites-camels-testicles-to-get-if-off-of-her/840683/2 "2019-09-23T05:05:28Z")
Okay, I read the article and I gotta ask: where did you get the idea that the dog was deaf? ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-bites-camels-testicles-to-get-if-off-of-her/840683/3 "2019-09-23T05:34:52Z")
> [@](#): > > The investigation found that the couple had provoked the camel before it sat on the woman. “The camel did nothing wrong,” Hamilton said. “They (the couple) were aggressive. The camel was just doing its normal routine.” Can’t. stop. laughing . . . 😃😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-bites-camels-testicles-to-get-if-off-of-her/840683/4 "2019-09-23T05:39:35Z")
Reported. Neither mundane nor pointless. ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-bites-camels-testicles-to-get-if-off-of-her/840683/5 "2019-09-23T07:53:25Z")
I thought for sure that was going to be satire when I read the dateline in the story. But the first line is “A Florida woman…” so it checks out. ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-bites-camels-testicles-to-get-if-off-of-her/840683/6 "2019-09-23T13:18:52Z")
> [@](#): > > “…The camel was just doing its normal routine.” Its normal routine is to teabag intruders? ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-bites-camels-testicles-to-get-if-off-of-her/840683/7 "2019-09-23T13:38:51Z")
I’d walk a mile for a camel. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-bites-camels-testicles-to-get-if-off-of-her/840683/8 "2019-09-23T13:43:04Z")
(Insert obligatory camel toe joke here) ---
**Author:** ![Hermitian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hermitian/32/470_2.png) [@Hermitian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hermitian)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-bites-camels-testicles-to-get-if-off-of-her/840683/9 "2019-09-23T13:49:17Z")
And people still doubt we are the greatest country in the world? Where else can you get a bite of camel testicles (still attached to live camel) at a truck stop? ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-bites-camels-testicles-to-get-if-off-of-her/840683/10 "2019-09-23T13:49:49Z")
Florida. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-bites-camels-testicles-to-get-if-off-of-her/840683/11 "2019-09-23T14:44:42Z")
> [@](#): > > A Florida woman freed herself from a camel by biting its testicles at the Tiger Truck Stop in Grosse Tete Would she have bitten a tiger’s balls if she stopped at the Camel Truck Stop? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-bites-camels-testicles-to-get-if-off-of-her/840683/12 "2019-09-23T14:56:36Z")
I wonder how long the OP debated on keeping those last two words in the thread title. I would have dropped them, but then I am a lousy person so you wouldn’t expect better from me. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-bites-camels-testicles-to-get-if-off-of-her/840683/13 "2019-09-23T16:40:14Z")
Funny, I misread the name of the town as Gross Teste, and of course my mind parsed as gross testes, which seems fitting. Are ‘Desert Oysters’ a thing? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-bites-camels-testicles-to-get-if-off-of-her/840683/14 "2019-09-23T17:57:05Z")
So, are they called “bayou oysters” in Louisiana? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-bites-camels-testicles-to-get-if-off-of-her/840683/15 "2019-09-23T21:57:26Z")
The good news is, now she can go weeks without having to bite any other testicles. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-bites-camels-testicles-to-get-if-off-of-her/840683/16 "2019-09-23T22:04:10Z")
I think this is the key thing - - "My only question to her husband was: ‘Why did you throw the doggy treat under the fence?’ Hamilton [Iberville Parish Deputy] explained. “And he just said, ‘I wasn’t thinking.’”