# Woman crashes car while shaving her coochie **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 9, 2010, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841 "2010-03-09T12:50:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/1 "2010-03-09T12:50:59Z")
This story has it all. Shaving while driving, has ex-hubby steer in the process, all the while she’s on the was to see a different boyfriend. [Linky.](http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpps/news/dpgoh-megan-mariah-barnes-crashes-while-shaving-bikini-area-fc-20100308_6447120) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/2 "2010-03-09T13:28:03Z")
This seems appropriate. It has a tingle And a tang That starts The day off With a bang Burma-Shave ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/3 "2010-03-09T13:36:57Z")
Some people aren’t all that good at multi-tasking. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/4 "2010-03-09T13:39:34Z")
37? Yikes. ---
**Author:** ![One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/838e76/32.png) [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/5 "2010-03-09T13:40:10Z")
and she was convicted of DUI the previous day and shouldn’t have been drivign at all. Craziest thing I have read in ages. ---
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/6 "2010-03-09T13:46:51Z")
Just another example of why shaving yer bush is a bad idea. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/7 "2010-03-09T13:57:34Z")
> [@DianaG](#): > > Some people aren’t all that good at multi-tasking. As I read this thread, a neighbor down the street is having a tree service chip a fallen branch with a tree-shredder. I dare you to re-read that article with that very specific “vaaaa-AAH…Vuh-RAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhHHH” sound in the background and not smile. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/8 "2010-03-09T14:01:15Z")
:eek: I cannot imagine putting a sharp object anywhere near my lady bits whilst in a moving vehicle. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/9 "2010-03-09T14:03:27Z")
> [@HazelNutCoffee](#): > > :eek: I cannot imagine putting a sharp object anywhere near my lady bits whilst in a moving vehicle. I cannot imagine putting anything sharp near my daddy bits under any circumstances. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/10 "2010-03-09T14:13:30Z")
> [@tacoloco](#): > > Just another example of why shaving yer bush is a bad idea. You’ll notice that in the article it doesn’t say that she cut herself shaving. I’m all for women shaving their cooters, but ladies, important safety tip: Wait until you’re at a stop light. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/11 "2010-03-09T14:21:35Z")
Is this some sort of performance art? This seems too over-the-top to be real, as if it were an onion parody of worthless jerry springer rednecks. DUI, suspended license (sentenced the day before no less), shaving herself while her husband steers for the specific purpose of looking nice for some other guy, doing the “swap with me!” seat thing after the accident. I’m a little surprised she wasn’t named Lerlene, had her kid in the trunk, and an open bottle of jack by the gas pedal. When I was reading the OP, a fark “FLORIDA” tag appeared in my head. Anyone else? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/12 "2010-03-09T15:07:27Z")
If it performance art, she would [caulked her ass](http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/03/black-market_cosmetic_surgerie.html) first > [@](#): > > NEWARK – Six women from the Essex County area who wanted fuller bottoms ended up in hospitals after receiving buttocks-enhancement injections containing the same material contractors use to caulk bathtubs, officials said. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/13 "2010-03-09T15:07:58Z")
She drives a 1995 Thunderbird. Heh. So hey, um, if she absolutely needed to shave while on the road, why couldn’t she and her ex-husband have switched seats, and he could have done the driving? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/14 "2010-03-09T15:16:48Z")
> [@SenorBeef](#): > > When I was reading the OP, a fark “FLORIDA” tag appeared in my head. Anyone else? The first time I read about this it _was_ to the right of a Fark Florida tag. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/15 "2010-03-09T15:17:06Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > So hey, um, if she absolutely needed to shave while on the road, why couldn’t she and her ex-husband have switched seats, and he could have done the driving? At a guess, I’d say that logic and awareness of consequences are two things she has difficulty with. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/16 "2010-03-09T15:32:22Z")
> [@corkboard](#): > > 37? Yikes. Show up hands – who immediately had _Clerks_ come to mind? ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/17 "2010-03-09T15:40:53Z")
Her ex is riding with her while she is shaving her bits for another guy and tries to take the fall for the accident for her? That man is a trooper. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/18 "2010-03-09T15:45:53Z")
Somewhere I read a comment on this story that suggested the “ex-husband” and “boyfriend” were actually “pimp” and “john,” which makes a lot more sense. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/19 "2010-03-09T15:47:19Z")
Why is it, whenever one of these “would you believe…” threads appears, it’s ALWAYS from Florida? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/20 "2010-03-09T15:47:32Z")
> [@SanibelMan](#): > > Somewhere I read a comment on this story that suggested the “ex-husband” and “boyfriend” were actually “pimp” and “john,” which makes a lot more sense. There could be another explanation. Maybe he figured that the sooner he got her hooked up with another man, the sooner he’d be rid of her. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841.md?page=2)