# Woman crashes car while shaving her coochie **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 9, 2010, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841 "2010-03-09T12:50:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/21 "2010-03-09T16:10:17Z")
> [@SanibelMan](#): > > Somewhere I read a comment on this story that suggested the “ex-husband” and “boyfriend” were actually “pimp” and “john,” which makes a lot more sense. Did you see the mugshot? If this was the case, I’d bet she was going hungry. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/22 "2010-03-09T16:17:30Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Did you see the mugshot? If this was the case, I’d bet she was going hungry. End of old joke: She comes home that night with $86.10. Her husband burst out laughing, asking who gave you the 10 cents? She slumped to the floor, crying. “Every single one of them!” ---
**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/23 "2010-03-09T16:18:18Z")
Anybody want to help me market a hands-free muff mower? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/24 "2010-03-09T16:20:54Z")
So, I guess she missed the date with her boyfriend. Now they will never make the rent. ---
**Author:** ![History\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b19c9b/32.png) [@History\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/History_Geek)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/25 "2010-03-09T16:21:31Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > She drives a 1995 Thunderbird. Heh. > > So hey, um, if she absolutely needed to shave while on the road, why couldn’t she and her ex-husband have switched seats, and he could have done the driving? That wouldn’t have been safe! He’d have to keep an eye on the road instead of pointing the video camera at the… um… action. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/26 "2010-03-09T16:38:22Z")
> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#): > > NEWARK – Six women from the Essex County area who wanted fuller bottoms ended up in hospitals after receiving buttocks-enhancement injections containing the same material contractors use to caulk bathtubs, officials said. I bet it stops anal leakage. Hey, I’m just trying to paint a rosy picture by turning the other cheek. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/27 "2010-03-09T16:39:06Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > End of old joke: A married couple is having a fight. At one point the husband gets out a suitcase and starts packing. The wife says “Where do you think you’re going?” The husband replies “I’m going to Bora Bora, where the women will appreciate me. I’ve heard that they’ll pay male prostitutes a hundred bucks a pop for sex.” At that point the wife gets out her own suitcase and starts packing. The husband asks “Now where are you going?” The wife answers “To Bora Bora. I want to see how you’re going to live on fifty bucks a month.” ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/28 "2010-03-09T16:51:08Z")
The Register ran this story. The headline on the very first comment was Nicked ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/29 "2010-03-09T17:12:08Z")
> [@kferr](#): > > Anybody want to help me market a hands-free muff mower? But do we call it the Gashmaster or Cooterclipper? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/30 "2010-03-09T17:26:34Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > But do we call it the Gashmaster or Cooterclipper? > 😃 If we are marketing it for vehicle use, it would just HAVE TO be called a “Fuzzbuster” ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/31 "2010-03-09T17:35:00Z")
In other news, female circumcision has spread to the US. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/32 "2010-03-09T17:36:57Z")
> [@kferr](#): > > Anybody want to help me market a hands-free muff mower? If it attached to a vacuum cleaner, would you call it a FlowBeaver? ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/33 "2010-03-09T18:04:04Z")
> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#): > > Her ex is riding with her while she is shaving her bits for another guy and tries to take the fall for the accident for her? That man is a trooper. Or he’s pussy-whipped. ---
**Author:** ![Peanut\_Gallery](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/838e76/32.png) [@Peanut\_Gallery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanut_Gallery)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/34 "2010-03-09T18:05:16Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > She drives a 1995 Thunderbird. Heh. > > So hey, um, if she absolutely needed to shave while on the road, why couldn’t she and her ex-husband have switched seats, and he could have done the driving? Haha. They did! “FHP spokesman Alex Annunziato said that Barnes then allegedly drove a half mile further down the road where she switched seats with her ex-husband Charles Judy so that it looked like she had not been driving.” ---
**Author:** ![JerseyFrank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bcef8e/32.png) [@JerseyFrank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JerseyFrank)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/35 "2010-03-09T19:37:24Z")
> [@Hal\_Briston](#): > > Show up hands – who immediately had _Clerks_ come to mind? Wait, that _wasn’t_ a Clerks reference?! ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/36 "2010-03-09T19:45:06Z")
> [@Peanut\_Gallery](#): > > Haha. They did! > > “FHP spokesman Alex Annunziato said that Barnes then allegedly drove a half mile further down the road where she switched seats with her ex-husband Charles Judy so that it looked like she had not been driving.” Heh. I meant actual driving, not post-accident switching of seats to make the dumb sap take the rap for it, but I suppose that’s a start. ---
**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/37 "2010-03-09T21:10:08Z")
> [@HazelNutCoffee](#): > > :eek: I cannot imagine putting a sharp object anywhere near my lady bits whilst in a moving vehicle. And I thought that women who put on mascara or eyeliner while driving were crazy! ---
**Author:** ![Bayesian\_Empirimancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@Bayesian\_Empirimancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayesian_Empirimancer)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/38 "2010-03-09T22:14:00Z")
My kind of woman ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/39 "2010-03-10T13:50:20Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > There could be another explanation. Maybe he figured that the sooner he got her hooked up with another man, the sooner he’d be rid of her. Yeah, but he’d still have the car. Even if Toyota swapped out those floor-mats for free, is that a seat you want to be on in traffic? :eek: Given how motivated and industrious that couple seemed to be, I’m sure some poor bastard at a car wash won’t get stuck vacuuming out her fur balls and dingle-berries. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841/40 "2010-03-10T14:12:16Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Did you see the mugshot? Scared me at first as I thought it was a picture _of_ her “bikini area.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-coochie/531841.md?page=3)